“When I poop at an international airport, I say, ‘doody free,’ as I flush”

“Duty free” shouldn’t be confused with “doody free,” but there are jokes. “I love clean airport jokes! They are always doody free” was posted on X/Twitter by Lance - Damrias - damgoodfood on August 18, 2021.
 
“shitting at the airport: doody free!!” was posted on X/Twitter by the tw!tter shitter on June 16, 2011. “Is a clean restroom at an airport doody free?” was posted on X/Twitter by Trent Gillaspie | Denver Comedian on August 9, 2011. “‘I’m Doody Free!’- Me after taking a poop in an airport bathroom” was posted on Facebook by Carlos Valencia on My 30, 2019. “When I poop at an international airport, I say, ‘doody free,’ as I flush” was posted on Bluesky by Theciscokidder on December 18, 2024.
 
“Friends at the airport, before leaving Mexico… Shan: ‘Think we’ll find cheap diapers here?’ Dean: ‘They should at least be doody-free’” was posted on X/Twitter by Danno Four-O on December 8, 2014. “You should buy diapers at the airport. They’re doody free. You’re welcome” was posted on Facebook by David L Henderson on May 5, 2020. “The diapers I bought at the airport were doody free” was posted on Facebook by Denise Lynch on October 24, 2022. “The best place to get clean diapers is at the airport. They’re doody-free” was posted on Facebook by Randy Chance on December 31, 2023.
 
     
Wikipedia: Duty-free shop
A duty-free shop or store is a retail outlet whose goods are exempt from the payment of certain local or national taxes and duties, on the requirement that the goods will be sold to travelers who will take them out of the country, who will then pay duties and taxes in their destination country (depending on its personal exemption limits and tariff regime). Which products can be sold duty-free vary by jurisdiction, as well as how they can be sold, and the process of calculating the duty or refunding the duty component.
 
X/Twitter
Brian Heater
@bheater
At airport. Flying to LA. Stopped at the doody-free shop—you’d be shocked if you knew how much fecal matter is in most liquor brands.
9:39 AM · Jun 13, 2010
 
X/Twitter
the tw!tter shitter
@akashitter
shitting at the airport: doody free!!
8:01 AM · Jun 16, 2011
 
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Trent Gillaspie | Denver Comedian
@trentgillaspie
Is a clean restroom at an airport doody free?
8:18 AM · Aug 9, 2011
 
X/Twitter
Ghostface Burger
@GhostfaceBurger
I only buy my liquor at doody free shops in the airport, because I don’t like liquor w/ shit in it
6:20 PM · Jul 14, 2012
   
X/Twitter
barry r
@madradish73
Visited the doody free shop before my flight. AKA the airport bathroom.
10:59 AM · Feb 13, 2013
 
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Glen Weldon
@ghweldon
Whenever F is dumb enough to ask if I need to go the bathroom in an airport, I just say “I’m doody-free!” and we* lauaaauuugh.
*(I)
8:17 PM · Nov 29, 2013
   
X/Twitter
Danno Four-O
@Danno_Four_O
Friends at the airport, before leaving Mexico…
Shan: “Think we’ll find cheap diapers here?”
Dean: “They should at least be doody-free.”
12:15 PM · Dec 8, 2014
   
X/Twitter
Zac QuillK [TeEm]
@Prozac_7
Did you know they sell porn at the airport? Any type you can imagine, except for scat. Turns out they’re doody free. #JokeoftheDay
1:12 PM · Aug 7, 2017
     
Facebook
Michael Eye Rosenthal
November 6, 2017 at 9:33 AM ·
Pay Toilets
In International Airports?
No more Doody Free Shops?
 
X/Twitter
Rachel Chapman⁷🌑👩‍🚀
@LadyTomHanks
Every time I buy food at the airport, I want to ask the person working if my food is also “doody free.” I think it’s a very funny joke.
10:34 PM · Oct 30, 2018
       
Facebook 
Carlos Valencia
May 30, 2019 at 6:28 PM ·
“I’m Doody Free!”
- Me after taking a poop in an airport bathroom
 
Facebook
David L Henderson
May 5, 2020 at 3:23 PM ·
You should buy diapers at the airport. They’re doody free.
You’re welcome.
   
Facebook
Denise Lynch
October 24, 2020 at 7:00 PM ·
The diapers I bought at the airport were doody free.
 
X/Twitter
Lance - Damrias - damgoodfood
@damrias_jariac
I love clean airport jokes! They are always doody free.
7:31 PM · Aug 18, 2021
   
X/Twitter
Allegra Barnett
@AllegraBarnett
Thinking of buying an airport just so I can rename the restrooms “Doody Free Stops”.
3:08 PM · Apr 22, 2023
     
Facebook
Randy Chance
December 31, 2023 at 4:51 PM ·
The best place to get clean diapers is at the airport. They’re doody-free.
 
X/Twitter
Raul Pudd 𓅃
@EnsGDT
Hey do I have to pay to poop in this airport or is it doody free?
4:46 AM · Aug 6, 2024
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Bluesky
Theciscokidder
‪@theciscokidder.bsky.social‬
When I poop at an international airport, I say, “doody free,” as I flush.
December 18, 2024 at 7:19 PM
 
Facebook
Joseph Picotte
December 18, 2024 at 10:09 PM ·
When I poop in an international airport
I say
“Doody Free”
When I flush!
 
X/Twitter
Bazinga
@swagbag42069
Why do I prefer to use the bathrooms at the international terminal at the airport? Because they’re doody-free 💩✈️
12:09 PM · Dec 19, 2024