“A balanced breakfast is a cup of coffee in each hand”
A "balanced breakfast" usually means a variety of breakfast items, such as eggs, bacon, cheese, oatmeal, cereal, milk, orange juice and coffee. To some people, a "balanced…
“I always have a well-balanced breakfast of coffee and more coffee”
A "balanced breakfast" usually means a variety of breakfast items, such as eggs, bacon, cheese, oatmeal, cereal, milk, orange juice and coffee. To some people, a "balanced…
“I always have a well-balanced breakfast of coffee, coffee, and a little more coffee”
A "balanced breakfast" usually means a variety of breakfast items, such as eggs, bacon, cheese, oatmeal, cereal, milk, orange juice and coffee. To some people, a "balanced…
“I have a pet manatee named Hugh. I built him a house. It’s a habitat for Hugh manatee”
Habitat for Humanity builds houses for underserved communities. "Humanity" can sound like "Hugh Manatee," and there are jokes. "Habitat for Hugh, Manatee…
“I run every day for 30 minutes. If I miss a day, I add 30 minutes to the next day…”
A joke has it that the speaker is supposed to do something for a few minutes each day (such as run or study), amd if a day is missed, the time is added to the next day. The speaker then says that…
“I run every day for 20 minutes and if I miss a day, I add 20 minutes to the next day…”
A joke has it that the speaker is supposed to do something for a few minutes each day (such as run or study), amd if a day is missed, the time is added to the next day. The speaker then says that…
“I run every day for 15 minutes. If I miss a day, l add 15 minutes to the next day..”
A joke has it that the speaker is supposed to do something for a few minutes each day (such as run or study), amd if a day is missed, the time is added to the next day. The speaker then says that…
“I study every day for 4 hours and if I miss a day, I add 4 hours to the next day…”
A joke has it that the speaker is supposed to do something for a few minutes each day (such as run or study), amd if a day is missed, the time is added to the next day. The speaker then says that…
“British people be like ‘YouChube’”
People in some countries, such as the United Kingdom, pronounce "YouTube" like "YouChoob" or "YouChube." "YouChoob" was printed in the San Francisco (CA)…
“British people be like ‘YouChoob’”
People in some countries, such as the United Kingdom, pronounce "YouTube" like "YouChoob" or "YouChube." "YouChoob" was printed in the San Francisco (CA)…
YouChube (YouTube dialect pronunciation)
People in some countries, such as the United Kingdom, pronounce "YouTube" like "YouChoob" or "YouChube." "YouChoob" was printed in the San Francisco (CA)…
YouChoob (YouTube dialect pronunciation)
People in some countries, such as the United Kingdom, pronounce "YouTube" like "YouChoob" or "YouChube." "YouChoob" was printed in the San Francisco (CA)…
“Inventor of fish sticks: But what to call them?”/“Guy who named the meatball: What shape are they?”
Some foods have simple names. This joke was posted on X/Twitter by fredesque on September 29, 2020, and it received over 15,000 likes: "inventor of fish sticks: but what to call them guy who…
“You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?”
"You throw away my outside, you cook my inside. Then you eat my outside and you throw away my inside. What am I?" is a riddle that has been printed in many images. The answer is…
“You either have a full ketchup bottle in your house or an almost empty one. There’s no in-between”
Many people love ketchup. THey always seem to be finishing a bottle or starting a new bottle. "There's either a full ketchup bottle in your refrigerator or an almost empty one,…
“If anyone ever tells you you put too much parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them…”
"If anyone ever tells you you put too much parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don’t need that kind of negativity in your life" is a jocular saying that has been…
“January is like a giant Monday”
"January (n.) A giant Monday" and "Ugh...January. The whole month is just a giant Monday" are sayings that have been printed on many images. "January's like a giant…
“The first stage of a realistic baking show would be each contestant trying to open a jammed utensil drawer”
What would a realistic baking show (possibly on the Food Network) be like? This was posted on X/Twitter by The Notorious B.E.V. 🌈 on December 5, 2018: "The first stage of a realistic baking…
“What does a politician have to do to get arrested in this country?”
"WHAT DOES A POLITICIAN HAVE TO DO TO GET ARRESTED IN THIS COUNTRY?" (shown on an image) was posted on X/Twitter by Sheri Unfiltered™ on January 1, 2026, and this received over 12,000…
“What does a Democrat have to do to get arrested in this country?”
"WHAT DOES A POLITICIAN HAVE TO DO TO GET ARRESTED IN THIS COUNTRY?" (shown on an image) was posted on X/Twitter by Sheri Unfiltered™ on January 1, 2026, and this received over 12,000…