“What do you call it when your computer goes to sleep?”/“A naptop.”
"Naptop" is a portmanteau of the words "nap" and "laptop" that has been printed on many images. It has meant when a cat or a person goes to sleep on a laptop computer.…
Naptop (nap + laptop)
"Naptop" is a portmanteau of the words "nap" and "laptop" that has been printed on many images. It has meant when a cat or a person goes to sleep on a laptop computer.…
“When you put your laptop into the sleep mode, you have a naptop”
"Naptop" is a portmanteau of the words "nap" and "laptop" that has been printed on many images. It has meant when a cat or a person goes to sleep on a laptop computer.…
“Free Wi-Fi….said my local library. Great, I thought! So I walked out with their router”
"Free Wi-Fi" can be misunderstood. This joke was posted on Sickipedia on December 11, 2024: "Free Wi-Fi....said my local library. Great, I thought! So I walked out with their…
“Butter is in the Bible 11 times. Seed oils are in the Bible 0 times. This is my peer reviewed study”
Butter is mentioned about 10 times in the BIble. Seed oils are never mentioned in the BIble. To some people, that's reason enough to choose butter over seed oils. "Butter is in the Bible…
“Butter was mentioned 10 times in the bible. Seed oils were mentioned 0. That’s my peer reviewed study”
Butter is mentioned about 10 times in the BIble. Seed oils are never mentioned in the BIble. To some people, that's reason enough to choose butter over seed oils. "Butter is in the Bible…
“Eight bytes walk into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A progammer version is: "Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, 'Can I…
“Always compliment the fat girls in the gym. They’ll remember you when they get fit”
"Always compliment the fat girls in the gym. They’ll remember you when they get fit" is a gym saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship of the saying is unknown. but memes…
“Why is it that no women are trying to get into the men’s restroom?”
"Why is it always biological male 'trans' trying to get in the women’s bathroom? Where are all the biological females trying to get into the men’s bathroom?" was posted on…
“In a parallel universe, Mariah Carey is doing her shopping and is sick of hearing me on every store’s speaker system”
"In a parallel universe, Mariah Carey is doing her shopping and is sick of hearing me on every store's speaker system" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Mariah…
“Deny, defend, depose” (3Ds of insurance company handling of claims)
"Delay, deny, defend" are often called the "3Ds" of insurance company handling of claims. If a claim is delayed for a long time, and then denied, and then defended, the…
“Depose, deny, defend” (3Ds of insurance company handling of claims)
"Delay, deny, defend" are often called the "3Ds" of insurance company handling of claims. If a claim is delayed for a long time, and then denied, and then defended, the…
“You know those chefs who cut up vegetables real fast? I can’t do that”
Chefs on television sometimes are shown using a sharp knife to cut up vegetables very quickly. A joke was posted on X/Twitter by Uncle Bob 🍩 on May 9, 2017: Nurse: What happened to your FINGERS?…
“I’m sick of these libs telling me I can’t say “Happy Honda Days” because I might offend someone who celebrates Toyotathon…”
Some people celebrate "Happy Honda Days," while others celebrate Toyotathon. A political correctness joke (the original tweet by Jordan Morris on December 6, 2017, received over 176,000…
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“If your kids want to learn to drive, don’t stand in their way”
"Don't stand in their way" usually means don't oppose, but a joke takes this literally. "Our friend, E. J. Canada, over in Luther, says that if your wife wants to learn to…