“My favorite recipe is the one where I pick up the phone and order food”
Many people don't cook, and don't have a "favorite recipe." "My favorite recipe is the one where I pick up the phone & order take out" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“My favorite recipe is the one where I pick up the phone and order pizza”
Many people don't cook, and don't have a "favorite recipe." "My favorite recipe is the one where I pick up the phone & order take out" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“My favorite recipe is the one where I pick up the phone and order take out”
Many people don't cook, and don't have a "favorite recipe." "My favorite recipe is the one where I pick up the phone & order take out" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“I’m just glad America can fight government corruption in any country…except our own”
The United States often invades countries to allegedly spread democracy and good government. This was posted on X/Twitter by Owen Shroyer on January 3, 2026, and it received over 21,000 likes:…
“The reason why margaritas taste so good is because they are a spiritually safe drink..they have a salt circle that wards off evil energy”
Some people believe in magic circles. "A ring of salt will protect you" (or "A circle of salt will protect you") has been printed on many images. "A ring of salt will…
“A ring of salt will protect you”
Some people believe in magic circles. "A ring of salt will protect you" (or "A circle of salt will protect you") has been printed on many images. "A ring of salt will…
“A circle of salt will protect you”
Some people believe in magic circles. "A ring of salt will protect you" (or "A circle of salt will protect you") has been printed on many images. "A ring of salt will…
“Someone told me that a ring of salt will protect me from evil spirits. We’ll see how this margarita works out for me”
Some people believe in magic circles. "A ring of salt will protect you" (or "A circle of salt will protect you") has been printed on many images. "A ring of salt will…
“Margaritas are the perfect drink because a circle of salt will always protect you”
Some people believe in magic circles. "A ring of salt will protect you" (or "A circle of salt will protect you") has been printed on many images. "A ring of salt will…
“Them: A ring of salt will protect you from evil. Me: *fixes margarita*”
Some people believe in magic circles. "A ring of salt will protect you" (or "A circle of salt will protect you") has been printed on many images. "A ring of salt will…
“Recipes in the Midwest: the secret is adding an extra block of cream cheese”
Many people in the American midwest love to add cheese to dishes. "you're screwed bc in the midwest every meal has at least 1 block of cream cheese in it" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“Nobody: [nothing—ed.] Midwest food blogger: now the secret is the second block of cream cheese”
Many people in the American midwest love to add cheese to dishes. "you're screwed bc in the midwest every meal has at least 1 block of cream cheese in it" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“And to my children, I leave my filing cabinet full of warranties for appliances we no longer own”
Many people have many warranties on appliances -- and the warranties are kept even after the appliances are gone. This joke (a mock will) was posted on Facebook by Happy Organized Life on November…
“I’m not saying we should skip work today and drink margaritas and eat chips and salsa all day, but I’m not, not saying that either”
"I’m not saying we should skip work today and drink margaritas and eat chips and salsa all day, but I’m not, not saying that either" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many…
“Always put on a coat before you answer the door. If you’re happy to see them, tell them you’ve just gotten home…”
"Always answer the door with your coat on. If it's someone you like, you can tell them you just got home. If it's someone you don't like, you can tell them you were just…
“Always answer the door with your coat on. If it’s someone you like, you can tell them you just got home….”
"Always answer the door with your coat on. If it's someone you like, you can tell them you just got home. If it's someone you don't like, you can tell them you were just…
“When you answer the door, wear a coat. If you’re pleased to see them, tell them you’ve just got home…”
"Always answer the door with your coat on. If it's someone you like, you can tell them you just got home. If it's someone you don't like, you can tell them you were just…
“Pomegranates are just inside out fruit corn”
A pomegranate has many seeds; corn has many kernels. “Pomegranate is the corn of fruit” has been cited in print since at least 2010. "This guy just called a pomegranate fruit corn…
“Pomegranates are just inverted fruit corn”
A pomegranate has many seeds; corn has many kernels. “Pomegranate is the corn of fruit” has been cited in print since at least 2010. "This guy just called a pomegranate fruit corn…
“Pomegranate arils are just fruit corn”
A pomegranate has many seeds; corn has many kernels. “Pomegranate is the corn of fruit” has been cited in print since at least 2010. "This guy just called a pomegranate fruit corn…