“I keep all my valuables near the front door so if burglars break in during the night they will not wake me up”

“I keep all my valuables near the front door so if a burglar breaks in during the night they won’t wake me up” was posted on X/Twitter by Tony P. on September 24, 2013. “I keep all my valuables near the front door so if burglars breaks in during the night they will not wake me up” was posted on X/Twitter by Tony P. on December 31, 2024.
 
The joke is that the homeowner (the speaker) will have a good night’s sleep, uninterrupted by burglars—at the cost of all valuables. Perhaps the homeowner has insurance.
 
 
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Tony P.
@Tbone7219
I keep all my valuables near the front door so if a burglar breaks in during the night they won’t wake me up.
11:44 AM · Sep 24, 2013
 
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MissIntento
@VivaMissV
“@Steelers1972: I keep all my valuables near the front door so if a burglar breaks in during the night they won’t wake me up.” Clever!
2:46 PM · Sep 24, 2013
 
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Tony P.
@Tbone7219
I keep all my valuables near the front door so if a burglar breaks in during the night they won’t wake me up.
12:38 PM · Oct 27, 2018
 
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Tony P.
@Tbone7219
I keep all my valuables near the front door so if a burglar breaks in during the night they will not wake me up.
12:47 AM · May 23, 2019
 
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@Tim__Sang
I keep all my valuables near the front door sif thieves breaks in during the night they will not wake me up.
6:01 PM · Oct 22, 2021
   
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@Tim__Sang
I keep all my valuables near the front door so if burglars break in during the night they will not wake me up.
3:00 PM · Dec 8, 2022

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Tony P.
@Tbone7219
I keep all my valuables near the front door so if burglars breaks in during the night they will not wake me up.
3:45 PM · Dec 31, 2024
 
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It’s Proverbs Jones From Dothan
January 1, 2025 at 1:00 PM ·
I keep all my valuables near the front door so if burglars breaks in during the night they will not wake me up.
 
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Tim Lowery
January 1, 2025 at 9:41 PM ·
I keep all my valuables near the front door so if burglars breaks in during the night they will not wake me up.