"Dear public bathroom hand dryers, You forgot to add…

Bathroom hand dryers almost never work well, and users ultimately have to wipe their hands on their pants. “Bathroom hand dryers are amazing if you want to kill a few minutes before wiping your hands on your pants” is sarcasm that has been printed on many images.

“Bathroom Truth #4: Hot air hand dryers are worthless. Might as well just post a sign, ‘Wipe hands on pants.’ Towels required, many reasons” was posted on X/Twitter by Colitiscope on October 3, 2009. “Dear public bathroom hand dryers, You forgot to add ‘dry hands on pants’ to your instructions. Sincerely, disappointed yet again” was posted on X/Twitter by nicolebeth on March 13, 2011. “Bathroom hand dryers are a great way to warm up your hands before wiping them on your pants” was posted on X/Twitter by flwr on October 18, 2012.

“Bathroom hand dryers are amazing if you want to kill a few minutes before wiping your hands on your pants” was posted on X/Twitter by Guy Endore-Kaiser on May 25, 2014, and this received over 2,200 likes.

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Colitiscope
@ColitiScope
Bathroom Truth #4: Hot air hand dryers are worthless. Might as well just post a sign, “Wipe hands on pants.” Towels required, many reasons.
11:40 AM · Oct 3, 2009

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Yamileth
@hufflepuffgrl13
Dear public bathroom hand dryers,: Dear public bathroom hand dryers, You forgot to add “dry hands on pants” to y… http://bit.ly/gVQ7oA
6:33 PM · Mar 13, 2011

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nicolebeth
@nicnovel
Dear public bathroom hand dryers,
You forgot to add “dry hands on pants” to your instructions.
Sincerely, disappointed yet again.
7:21 PM · Mar 13, 2011

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Jordan Hove
March 15, 2011 at 2:59 PM ·
Dear public bathroom hand dryers,
You forgot to add “dry hands on pants” to your instructions.
Sincerely, disappointed yet again.

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Max Miller
@ohhelloitsmax
“Hold your hands under me as long as you want. We both know you’re just gonna end up wiping them on your pants.” - bathroom hand dryers
5:36 PM · May 28, 2012

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GCGAOrlando
@GCGAOrlando
The instructions for bathroom hand-dryers should just direct you to “Dry hands on pants”.
9:36 PM · Sep 18, 2012

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flwr
@lxtusflwr
Bathroom hand dryers are a great way to warm up your hands before wiping them on your pants
10:34 AM · Oct 18, 2012

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Zane Ridings
@ZanyeWest21
Hand dryers in the bathroom are nice for warming your hands up before you dry them fully on your pants
9:52 PM · Dec 11, 2013 from Dubuque, IA

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Guy Endore-Kaiser
@GuyEndoreKaiser
Bathroom hand dryers are amazing if you want to kill a few minutes before wiping your hands on your pants.
4:58 PM · May 25, 2014

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lena 📼
@electrajpeg
Bathroom hand driers are great for getting your hands mildly warm before you wipe them on the seat of your pants
12:23 PM · Sep 17, 2020

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November 3, 2023 at 7:09 PM ·
Shared by Nathan Cassady
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
Bathroom hand dryers are amazing if
you want to waste a few minutes before
wiping your hands on your pants.

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American Woman
@AmericanFWoman
Bathroom hand dryers are amazing if you want to waste a few minutes before wiping your hands on your pants.
12:51 PM · Nov 12, 2024

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MY CRAZY WORLD
January 2, 2025 at 9:40 AM ·
Bathroom hand dryers are amazing if
you want to kill a few minutes before
wiping your hands on your pants.