“Why did the meatballs tell the spaghetti to go to sleep?”/“It was pasta bedtime.”
Pasta has been used in "pasta bedtime" ("past bedtime") jokes. "What did the spaghetti say to the cheese at midnite???? ITS PASTA MY BEDTIME!!!!!" was posted on…
“Why don’t restaurants serve noodles after 10:00 PM?”/“It’s pasta bedtime.”
Pasta has been used in "pasta bedtime" ("past bedtime") jokes. "What did the spaghetti say to the cheese at midnite???? ITS PASTA MY BEDTIME!!!!!" was posted on…
“Went to the doctors and he told me I needed a pacemaker, so now I’ve got this annoying Kenyan 2 yards in front of me everywhere I go!”
A "pacemaker" for the heart shouldn't be confused with a "pacemaker" (or "pacesetter") in running, but there are jokes. "Went 2 the doctors 2day & he…
“In the mood to be eating fresh fruit on a balcony in Greece wearing a bikini with a glass of champagne in hand overlooking the ocean”
"A concept: eating fresh fruit on a balcony in Greece during the golden hour with little or no clothing on, hair tied in a bun, wine in my glass, the beach close by" was posted on Tumblr…
“A concept: eating fresh fruit on a balcony in Greece during the golden hour with little or no clothing on, hair tied in a bun, wine in my glass, the beach close by”
"A concept: eating fresh fruit on a balcony in Greece during the golden hour with little or no clothing on, hair tied in a bun, wine in my glass, the beach close by" was posted on Tumblr…
“Don’t block all your haters. Leave one or two so they can report to headquarters”
"Don't block all your haters. Leave one or two so they can report to headquarters (when you're doing great)" is a social media saying that has been printed on many images. That…
“Kale is lettuce with an attitude”
Kale has been called "angry lettuce." "Quoteworthy from today's @DennisDMZ: 'Kale is like angry lettuce'" was posted on X/Twitter by Angela on April 20, 2010.…
“Kale is just angry lettuce”
Kale has been called "angry lettuce." "Quoteworthy from today's @DennisDMZ: 'Kale is like angry lettuce'" was posted on X/Twitter by Angela on April 20, 2010.…
“If you’ve ever wondered what angry lettuce tastes like, kale might be right for you”
Kale has been called "angry lettuce." "Quoteworthy from today's @DennisDMZ: 'Kale is like angry lettuce'" was posted on X/Twitter by Angela on April 20, 2010.…
“If daiquiri is spelled like daiquiri, then why can’t Zachary be spelled like Zaiquiri?”
"Daiquiri" (a cocktail) and "Zachary" (a man's name) both rhyme, but are spelled differently. "If Daiquirí is spelled like Daiquirí then why isn't Zachary…
“If Daiquirí is spelled like Daiquirí, then why isn’t Zachary spelled like Zaiquirí?”
"Daiquiri" (a cocktail) and "Zachary" (a man's name) both rhyme, but are spelled differently. "If Daiquirí is spelled like Daiquirí then why isn't Zachary…
“When a TV show has a really good-looking pizza in a scene they should have to tell you, in the credits, where it came from”
When a television show includes a pizza, some people wonder -- what pizza shop did they get that from? This was posted on X/Twitter (the original tweet is no longer available) by Danielle Weisberg…
“When does bread rise?”/“When you yeast expect it.”
Bread has yeast, and there are "when you yeast expect it" puns (for "when you least expect it"). "When does your bread go bad? When you yeast expect it" was posted on…
“When does sourdough bread rise?”/“When you yeast expect it.”
Bread has yeast, and there are "when you yeast expect it" puns (for "when you least expect it"). "When does your bread go bad? When you yeast expect it" was posted on…
“When does Thanksgiving bread rise?”/“When you yeast expect it.”
Bread has yeast, and there are "when you yeast expect it" puns (for "when you least expect it"). "When does your bread go bad? When you yeast expect it" was posted on…
“When does bread go bad?”/“When you yeast expect it.”
Bread has yeast, and there are "when you yeast expect it" puns (for "when you least expect it"). "When does your bread go bad? When you yeast expect it" was posted on…
“Bread goes bad when you yeast expect it”
Bread has yeast, and there are "when you yeast expect it" puns (for "when you least expect it"). "When does your bread go bad? When you yeast expect it" was posted on…
“Bread puns happen when you yeast expect it”
Bread has yeast, and there are "when you yeast expect it" puns (for "when you least expect it"). "When does your bread go bad? When you yeast expect it" was posted on…
“Bread puns happen when you yeast expect them”
Bread has yeast, and there are "when you yeast expect it" puns (for "when you least expect it"). "When does your bread go bad? When you yeast expect it" was posted on…
“Remember when water was the only brand of water?”
In the 1950s and 1960s, about the only "brand" of water was tap water. "Remember when water was the only brand of water?" was posted on X/Twitter by Destry on February 12, 2026.…