“A few dozen cupcakes tripped and fell into my mouth against my will”
People don’t intentionally eat fattening foods—the foods just trip and fall into their mouths. This is, of course, a joke.
“I’m pretty sure my tummy just warned me not to eat another girl scout cookie, but then one tripped and fell into my mouth. #clutz” was posted on X/Twitter by Shauna on March 4, 2012. “Oops. An entire box of Little Debbie Swiss Rolls tripped and fell into my mouth. Clumsy calories are not my fault” was posted on X/Twitter by Mr. & Mrs. Shepherd on June 6, 2012. “A few dozen cupcakes tripped and fell into my mouth against my will” was posted on Bluesky by lisabug on November 28, 2024. “Welp, looks like another chocolate cake tripped and fell into my mouth” was posted on Bluesky by lisabug on January 23, 2025.
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Shauna
@SMarie079
I’m pretty sure my tummy just warned me not to eat another girl scout cookie, but then one tripped and fell into my mouth. #clutz
7:41 PM · Mar 4, 2012
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Mr. & Mrs. Shepherd
@toniwynne
Oops. An entire box of Little Debbie Swiss Rolls tripped and fell into my mouth. Clumsy calories are not my fault.
1:03 AM · Jun 6, 2012
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@cezanneab
Whoops!
The cookie tripped and fell into my mouth.
Um… This is seriously an awesome chocolate cookie. http://instagr.am/p/UHYp6vDrOd/
3:26 PM · Jan 5, 2013
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Kirsty Bisset 🤍
@KirstyBisset
It would appear that a tub of Strawberry Cheesecake Haagen Dazs just tripped and fell into my mouth. Whoops.
1:44 PM · Feb 20, 2014
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☀️
@BoujeeIslandGrl
That other piece of spam tripped and fell into my mouth. #promise
2:17 AM · Apr 3, 2014
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Shannon Hilson
@shannonhilson
This chocolate chip muffin tripped and fell into my mouth earlier. Whoopsie daisies!
2:23 AM · Jun 18, 2014
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Cameron Hodgson
@camdunnico
Cannot believe a whole tub of Häagen Dazs just tripped and fell into my mouth!
3:21 PM · Nov 16, 2015
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WillowSamara
@SamaraWillow
a bag of doritos and a pot of guacamole totally just tripped and fell into my mouth
11:20 AM · Jan 6, 2016 from Bristol, England
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Rob Jensen
@Mr_RobJensen17
So coach, I was minding my own business when two slices of pizza tripped and fell into my mouth.😬
12:05 AM · Jan 14, 2016 from Omaha, NE
Facebook
Tonelli’s Pizza Pub
January 22, 2019 at 2:47 PM ·
Mood: I tripped and the pizza just fell into my mouth again
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TEAM GEOFFREY 🏅
@Teamgeoffrey2
a few cupcakes tripped and fell into my mouth against my will.😪
5:29 AM · Jun 3, 2023
Bluesky
lisabug
@lisabug.bsky.social
A few dozen cupcakes tripped and fell into my mouth against my will.
November 28, 2024 at 1:06 AM
Bluesky
lisabug
@lisabug.bsky.social
Welp, looks like another chocolate cake tripped and fell into my mouth.
January 23, 2025 at 12:39 AM