“For Lent this year, I am just giving up”
People who observe Lent “give up” something for 40 days. A popular Lent meme just states “give up," and ends that way. This joke has been printed on several ecards. "LOL!! RT…
“I just want to live in a world where I don’t end up saying, ‘What the hell is wrong with people?’ every time I leave my house”
"I just want to live in a world where I don't end up saying, 'What the hell is wrong with people?' every time I leave my/the house" is a saying that has been printed on…
“I just want to live in a world where I don’t have to say ‘What the hell is wrong with these people?’ every time I leave my house”
"I just want to live in a world where I don't end up saying, 'What the hell is wrong with people?' every time I leave my/the house" is a saying that has been printed on…
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“Facebook: Everyone you know is dying or having babies. Instagram: Everyone you know is getting married or running marathons…”
Each outlet of social media has a specific demographic. This joke was posted on X/Twitter by Allie on February 11, 2026, and it received over 21,000 likes: "Facebook: Everyone you know is…
“X: Everyone you know is slowly going insane. LinkedIn: Everyone you know just completed a certificate you’ve never heard of…”
Each outlet of social media has a specific demographic. This joke was posted on X/Twitter by Allie on February 11, 2026, and it received over 21,000 likes: "Facebook: Everyone you know is…
“Finger-lickin’ good implies the existence of toe sucking evil”
"Finger-lickin' good" is the popular slogan of KFC restaurants (formerly known as Kentucky Fried Chicken). "Finger licking" food is so good that one would rather lick…
“Finger licking good implies the existence of toe sucking bad”
"Finger-lickin' good" is the popular slogan of KFC restaurants (formerly known as Kentucky Fried Chicken). "Finger licking" food is so good that one would rather lick…
“Finger-licking good and its ontological opposite: toe-sucking evil”
"Finger-lickin' good" is the popular slogan of KFC restaurants (formerly known as Kentucky Fried Chicken). "Finger licking" food is so good that one would rather lick…
“For Lent this year, I am giving up”
People who observe Lent “give up” something for 40 days. A popular Lent meme just states “give up," and ends that way. This joke has been printed on several ecards. "LOL!! RT…
“For Lent, everyone should give up”
People who observe Lent “give up” something for 40 days. A popular Lent meme just states “give up," and ends that way. This joke has been printed on several ecards. "LOL!! RT…
“For Lent this year, I’m giving up”
People who observe Lent “give up” something for 40 days. A popular Lent meme just states “give up," and ends that way. This joke has been printed on several ecards. "LOL!! RT…
“Pro tip, meal prepping is a great way to ensure that you always have food that is cold, a little old, and not what you’re in the mood for”
Many people don't like meal prepping because the food is a little old and a person often develops a craving for something different. This was posted on X/Twitter by Pamela J. Hobart (the…
“I got asked to leave a hall of mirrors yesterday. I said, ‘Don’t worry, I’ll see myself out’”
The saying "I'll see myself out" means that someone will leave the premises without further assistance. It doesn't mean literal seeing, but there is a hall of mirrors joke.…
“Subway implies the existence of Domway”
“Dominance and submission” or “dom/sub” doesn't mean that for every "subway" there must exist also a "domway," but there are jokes. Some jokes involve the…