“I love clean airport jokes! They are always doody free”
"Duty free" shouldn't be confused with "doody free," but there are jokes. "I love clean airport jokes! They are always doody free" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“Is a clean restroom at an airport doody free?”
"Duty free" shouldn't be confused with "doody free," but there are jokes. "I love clean airport jokes! They are always doody free" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“My life is just a series of WTF moments separated by snacks”
"My life is just a series of awkward and humiliating moments separated by snacks" is a snacking saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on X/Twitter by…
Christmas Pizza
Pizza is not a traditional Christmas dish, but some people would like to make Christmas pizza "a thing." Some others think that Christmas pizza should not be a thing. "Is Christmas…
“Christmas pizza should never be a thing”
Pizza is not a traditional Christmas dish, but some people would like to make Christmas pizza "a thing." Some others think that Christmas pizza should not be a thing. "Is Christmas…
“Bars are weird. It’s the only business that kicks you out for buying too much of their product”
"Bars are weird. They're the only business that throws you out for buying too much of their product" is a saying that has been printed on several images. An intoxicated (drunk)…
“The best place to get clean diapers is at the airport. They’re doody-free”
"Duty free" shouldn't be confused with "doody free," but there are jokes. "I love clean airport jokes! They are always doody free" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“Live, Laugh, Love that chicken from Popeyes”
“Love That Chicken from Popeyes®” has been a tagline of Popeyes Louisiana Kitchen restaurants since 1980. It's sometimes combined with the motivational phrase "Live, Laugh,…
“My dog sighs a lot for someone who doesn’t pay any bills”
A dog or a cat can sigh a lot, but their owners often wonder why that is, when pets have no responsibilities. "My dog sighs as if she has bills to pay" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“My dog sighs a lot for someone who has no bills or any responsibilities”
A dog or a cat can sigh a lot, but their owners often wonder why that is, when pets have no responsibilities. "My dog sighs as if she has bills to pay" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“My dog sighs a lot for somebody who doesn’t contribute to this house or know what a government is”
A dog or a cat can sigh a lot, but their owners often wonder why that is, when pets have no responsibilities. "My dog sighs as if she has bills to pay" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“Santa used to say ‘Hey Hey Hey’ until he met your mom”
"Santa used to say 'Hey Hey Hey' until he met your mom" is a sex joke that has been printed on many images. Santa Claus usually says "Ho! Ho! Ho!" The term…
“I once went to Kohl’s on Christmas Eve” (joke)
Kohl's is an American department store retail chain. It is usually extremely busy on Christmas Eve. "Working at Kohl's on Christmas Eve two years ago was seriously the worst thing…
“Black pepper is just goth sprinkles”
Black pepper has been compared to both dirt and to sprinkles. "So is ground pepper basically spicy dirt we put on pasta and stuff? #FoodieThoughts" was posted on X/Twitter by liv ello on…
“Black pepper is just spicy dirt”
Black pepper has been compared to both dirt and to sprinkles. "So is ground pepper basically spicy dirt we put on pasta and stuff? #FoodieThoughts" was posted on X/Twitter by liv ello on…
“Black pepper is just spicy sprinkles”
Black pepper has been compared to both dirt and to sprinkles. "So is ground pepper basically spicy dirt we put on pasta and stuff? #FoodieThoughts" was posted on X/Twitter by liv ello on…
“Ground black pepper is just spicy dirt”
Black pepper has been compared to both dirt and to sprinkles. "So is ground pepper basically spicy dirt we put on pasta and stuff? #FoodieThoughts" was posted on X/Twitter by liv ello on…
“Is Christmas pizza a thing? Because Christmas pizza should be a thing”
Pizza is not a traditional Christmas dish, but some people would like to make Christmas pizza "a thing." Some others think that Christmas pizza should not be a thing. "Is Christmas…
“Bars are weird. They’re the only business that throws you out for buying too much of their product”
"Bars are weird. They're the only business that throws you out for buying too much of their product" is a saying that has been printed on several images. An intoxicated (drunk)…
“Dog hair is my fairy dust”
"Cat/Dog/Pet hair is my fairy dust" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people believe that animal hair all over everything is a big problem, but the speaker loves…