“Having nutrition information on a bag of Cheetos is like having dating tips on a pair of Crocs”

“Having nutrition information on a bag of Cheetos is like having dating tips on a box/pair of Crocs” is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. Cheetos is a snack food that no one eats for its nutritional value. Similarly, Crocs might be comfortable footwear, but they’re usually awkward to wear on a date and are a turn-off (so Crocs “dating tips” are useless).
 
“Having nutrition information on a bag of Cheetos is like having dating tips on a box of Crocs” was posted on X/Twitter by Kent Graham on October 11, 2017. “Having nutrition information on a bag of Cheetos is like having dating tips on a pair of Crocs” was posted on X/Twitter by Dzintra - Author on May 3, 2025.
 
 
Wikipedia: Cheetos
Cheetos (formerly styled as Chee-tos) is a crunchy corn-cheese puff snack brand made by Frito-Lay, a subsidiary of PepsiCo. Fritos creator Charles Elmer Doolin invented Cheetos in 1948, and began national distribution in the United States. The initial success of Cheetos was a contributing factor to the merger between The Frito Company and H.W. Lay & Company in 1961 to form Frito-Lay.[1] In 1965 Frito-Lay merged with The Pepsi-Cola Company, forming PepsiCo, the current owner of the Cheetos brand.
   
Wikipedia: Crocs
Crocs, Inc. is an American footwear company based in Broomfield, Colorado, which manufactures and markets the Crocs brand of foam footwear.
       
X/Twitter
Kent Graham
@KentWGraham
Having nutrition information on a bag of Cheetos is like having dating tips on a box of Crocs.
6:00 AM · Oct 11, 2017
   
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Wes Cawlwell (West Caldwell)
@Kudge5
Having nutrition information on a bag of Cheetos is like having dating tips on a box of Crocs.
12:48 PM · Oct 12, 2017
   
Facebook
Mark Miller
January 10, 2018 at 11:42 PM ·
“Having nutrition information on a bag of Cheetos is like putting dating tips on a can of Copenhagen”.
 
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Mark Miller
April 19, 2021 at 6:32 PM ·
“Having nutrition information on a bag of Cheetos is like putting dating tips on a can of Copenhagen”.
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Andrew French - Author/Screenwriter
@TheRealAFrench
Having nutrition information on a bag of Jelly Babies is like having dating tips on a pair of Crocs.
6:28 AM · Oct 19, 2022
 
Bluesky
Venom the Original
@venomog.bsky.social
Having nutrition information on a bag of Cheetos is like having dating tips on a box of Crocs.
1:33 AM · Jan 10, 2025
 
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Dzintra - Author
@DzintraSullivan
Having nutrition information on a bag of Cheetos is like having dating tips on a pair of Crocs.
🩷 #Z
6:55 AM · May 3, 2025
 
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Hukilau Beach Party ·
Gary Davidson ·
May 3, 2025 at 1:46 PM ·
Having nutrition information on a bag of Cheetos is like having dating tips on a pair of Crocs.
 
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Skwahder
@skwahder.bsky.social
Having nutrition information on a bag of Cheetos is like having dating tips on a pair of Crocs.
9:08 AM · Apr 5, 2026
 
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Weapon 𝕏
@HellRaz0r1776
Having nutrition information on a bag of Cheetos is like having dating tips on a pair of Crocs.
1:36 PM · Oct 6, 2026
   
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October 6, 2026 at 6:46 PM ·
Having nutrition
information on a bag of
Cheetos is like having
dating tips on a pair of
Crocs.