“Today’s Monday is sponsored by coffee”
"Today's/This Monday is sponsored by coffee" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Today's Monday is sponsored by extra strong iced coffee with a side of…
“I tried to go to a moving sale today, but I couldn’t catch up to it”
A "moving sale" isn't a sale that constantly moves. It's a sale where the owner of the house is moving, or the business is moving, and things need to be sold. However, there are…
“If your Sunday doesn’t involve wine and yoga pants, you’re doing it wrong”
"If your Sunday doesn't involve wine and yoga pants, you're doing it wrong" is a Sunday saying that has been printed on many images. "If your Sunday doesn't involve…
“My Facebook account is for laughing. For crying, I have my bank account!”
"My Facebook account is for laughing. For crying, I have my bank account!" (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by Koroit Bakehouse on March 14, 2021. It's not known who posted…
“My Facebook account is for laughing. For crying, I have my bank account!”
"My Facebook account is for laughing. For crying, I have my bank account!" (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by Koroit Bakehouse on March 14, 2021. It's not known who posted…
“Looking like shit increases your chances of seeing someone you know at the store by 90%”
"Looking like shit increases your chances of seeing someone you know at the store by 90%" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Looking like shit greatly…
“Looking like crap greatly increases your chances of seeing someone you know at the store by 90%”
"Looking like shit increases your chances of seeing someone you know at the store by 90%" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Looking like shit greatly…
“Stop complaining about your life. There are literally people living in California”
"Stop complaining about your life. There are literally people living in California/Florida/Illinois/New York" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Stop complaining…
“I used to see a life coach pretty frequently, back when they were called bartenders”
"I used to see a life coach pretty/quite frequently, back then/when they were called bartenders" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I used to see a Life Coach…
“Looking like shit increases the chance of seeing someone you know at the shops by 90%”
"Looking like shit increases your chances of seeing someone you know at the store by 90%" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Looking like shit greatly…
“Stop complaining about your life. There are literally people living in Florida”
"Stop complaining about your life. There are literally people living in California/Florida/Illinois/New York" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Stop complaining…
“Stop complaining about your life. There are literally people living in California and New York”
"Stop complaining about your life. There are literally people living in California/Florida/Illinois/New York" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Stop complaining…
“Stop complaining about your life. There are literally people living in New York City”
"Stop complaining about your life. There are literally people living in California/Florida/Illinois/New York" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Stop complaining…
“Stop complaining about your life. There are literally people living in New York and California”
"Stop complaining about your life. There are literally people living in California/Florida/Illinois/New York" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Stop complaining…
“Stop complaining about your life. There are literally people living in Illinois”
"Stop complaining about your life. There are literally people living in California/Florida/Illinois/New York" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Stop complaining…
“I used to see a life coach quite frequently… back then they were called bartenders”
"I used to see a life coach pretty/quite frequently, back then/when they were called bartenders" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I used to see a Life Coach…
“Every time I jog, I meet new people. Of course, they’re usually paramedics”
"Whenever I go running, I meet new people...like paramedics" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "EVERY TIME I JOG, I MEET NEW PEOPLE. OF COURSE, THEY'RE…
“Jackie has 2 bottles of wine. She buys 2 more. What does Jackie have now? Happiness”
"Mary has 2 glasses of wine. She drinks 1 and buys 2 more. What does Mary have now? Happiness. She has happiness" was posted on Facebook by Mommy Likes Wine on December 30, 2018. The text…
“My pee smells like coffee”
"My pee smells like coffee" is a coffee saying that has been printed on an ecard by Someecards. "In the restroom. My pee smells like coffee. TMI?" was posted on Twitter by Alex…
“Sunday, the day for the language of leisure”
"Sunday, the day for the language of leisure" is a Sunday saying that has been printed on many images. "He uses his normal professional lingo, even though today is Sunday, the day…