“What has 2 wheels and bites?”/“A vicious cycle.”
A riddle -- seemingly about a bicycle -- was posted on Reddit -- Cleanjokes on January 17, 2025: "What has 2 wheels and bites? A vicious cycle." “What has four wheels and flies?”/“A…
“If the weather can’t be nice for more than 2 days in a row, then neither can I”
"If the weather can't be nice for more than 2/two days in a row, then neither can I" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Bad weather often causes a bad attitude…
“If the weather can’t be nice for more than two days in a row, neither can I”
"If the weather can't be nice for more than 2/two days in a row, then neither can I" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Bad weather often causes a bad attitude…
“That’s showbiz” (expression)
"That's show business" (also "that's the show business," "that's show biz" and "that's showbiz") is an entertainment expression meaning…
“That’s show biz” (expression)
"That's show business" (also "that's the show business," "that's show biz" and "that's showbiz") is an entertainment expression meaning…
“That’s show business” (expression)
"That's show business" (also "that's the show business," "that's show biz" and "that's showbiz") is an entertainment expression meaning…
“That’s the show business” (expression)
"That's show business" (also "that's the show business," "that's show biz" and "that's showbiz") is an entertainment expression meaning…
“The chip shop I go to still serves fish and chips in a newspaper. Yesterday, I got a plaice in The Sun”
"Plaice" (a fish) shouldn't be confused with "place," but there are jokes. "The chip shop I go to still serves fish and chips in a newspaper. Earlier I got a plaice in…
“Socialism: Works 100% of the time, 0% of the time”
"Communism, it works 100% of the time, 0% of the time" was posted on X/Twitter by mds on January 7, 2014. That is to say, communism does not work. "Socialism: Works 100% Of The Time,…
“You should never donate to people that collect money for marathons. They just take your money and run”
"Take the money and run" is a common expression to describe a scammer who will run off with someone's money. "Never donate money to anyone collecting for a marathon. They just…
“Communism, it works 100% of the time, 0% of the time”
"Communism, it works 100% of the time, 0% of the time" was posted on X/Twitter by mds on January 7, 2014. That is to say, communism does not work. "Socialism: Works 100% Of The Time,…
“I will never donate money to anyone collecting for a marathon. They just take the money and run”
"Take the money and run" is a common expression to describe a scammer who will run off with someone's money. "Never donate money to anyone collecting for a marathon. They just…
“There are 2 levels of clean in my house. 1. Not clean. 2. It’s better than it was”
A joke about cleaning the house was posted on X/Twitter by "Late to the party Laura" on May 18, 2022, and received over 2,600 likes: "There are 2 levels of clean in my house. 1. Not…
“There’s 3 levels of clean in my house. 1. Not clean. 2. Better than it was. 3. The illusion of clean”
A joke about cleaning the house was posted on X/Twitter by "Late to the party Laura" on May 18, 2022, and received over 2,600 likes: "There are 2 levels of clean in my house. 1. Not…
“Scientists warn… Climate change will continue to affect the locations that the government wants to purchase at a discounted price”
"Scientists warn... Climate change will continue to affect the locations that the government wants to purchase at a discounted price" is a saying that has been printed on an image. The…
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“Mocktails are awesome because they ask the question ‘How much could juice cost?’”
A "mocktail" is a non-alcoholic cocktail. It should be priced like juice, but it's often priced like a regular cocktail. "If you’re going to put mocktails on your menu (which…
“The gentrification of juice into mocktails is really starting to piss me off…. That’s a $18 Capri Sun”
A "mocktail" is a non-alcoholic cocktail. It should be priced like juice, but it's often priced like a regular cocktail. "If you’re going to put mocktails on your menu (which…
“How do you get into the School of Rock?”/“You rock enroll.”
School of Rock is a 2003 comedy film directed by Richard Linklater. A "rock and roll" pun was posted on X/Twitter by LaughBreak || Dad Jokes ‘N More on August 29, 2023, and again on…