“As for me and my house, we will serve tacos. Salsa 24:7”
"As for me and my house, we will serve tacos. Salsa 24/7" is a joke that has been printed on many images. The biblical saying “But as for me and my house, we will serve the Lord” is…
“Roses are red. Salsa is hot. Chocolate has calories. Dancing does not”
"Roses are red. Salsa is hot. Chocolate has calories. Dancing does not" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying plays on the word "salsa," which can be a…
“Roses are red. Salsa is hot. Chocolate has calories. Zumba does not”
"Roses are red. Salsa is hot. Chocolate has calories. Dancing does not" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying plays on the word "salsa," which can be a…
“Roses are red. Salsa is too. I wanna drink Margaritas with you”
"Roses are red. Salsa is too. I want to drink Margaritas with you" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Drink Margaritas" is sometimes replaced with "drink…
“I lick, swallow and suck… The salt, the tequila, the lime!”
"I lick, swallow and suck... The salt, the tequila, the lime!" is a drinking/sex joke that has been printed on many images. Some images have it as, "I LICK the salt. I SWALLOW the…
“I LICK the salt SWALLOW the tequila AND SUCK the lime”
"I lick, swallow and suck... The salt, the tequila, the lime!" is a drinking/sex joke that has been printed on many images. Some images have it as, "I LICK the salt. I SWALLOW the…
“I LICK the salt SWALLOW the tequila AND SUCK the lemon”
"I lick, swallow and suck... The salt, the tequila, the lime!" is a drinking/sex joke that has been printed on many images. Some images have it as, "I LICK the salt. I SWALLOW the…
“I’m all out of tequila, but there’s no reason you can’t still lick, suck and swallow”
"I lick, swallow and suck... The salt, the tequila, the lime!" is a drinking/sex joke that has been printed on many images. Some images have it as, "I LICK the salt. I SWALLOW the…
“Lick it, Suck it, Swallow! Gotta love Tequila shots!”
"I lick, swallow and suck... The salt, the tequila, the lime!" is a drinking/sex joke that has been printed on many images. Some images have it as, "I LICK the salt. I SWALLOW the…
“If you’re on a Boeing flight, it’s not cringe anymore to clap when the plane lands”
Many people clap when their plane lands and it's the end of a safe flight. Experienced travelers often cringe at the clapping. However, in 2023 and 2024, Boeing had several highly publicized…
Big Apple Turnover (Julius Randle nickname on New York Knicks, 2019)
The New York Knicks basketball team signed free agent for2ward Julius Randle for the 2019-2020 season. Randle's propensity to turn the ball over earned him the nickname “Big Apple…
“When the media controls the information you see, they control what you believe…”
A media quotation was posted on Facebook by Motivational, Successful and Inspirational Pictures and Quotes on February 21, 2021, and is of unknown authorship: "When the media controls the…
“Ain’t it weird liberals celebrate Women’s History Month when they can’t even tell you what a woman is”
Women's History Month is celebrated in March in the United States. "It’s weird #Liberals celebrate Women’s History month when they can’t even tell you what a woman is" was…
“The whole salad dressing industry exists because people really just don’t like the taste of salad”
Do people like the taste of salad? "is salad dressing used to cover up the taste of salad?" was posted on X/Twitter by l a u r e n 🌙 on January 26, 2015. "One of the innumerable…
“Is salad dressing used to cover up the taste of salad?”
Do people like the taste of salad? "is salad dressing used to cover up the taste of salad?" was posted on X/Twitter by l a u r e n 🌙 on January 26, 2015. "One of the innumerable…
“One of the innumerable noble things that bacon will do for humanity is cover up the taste of salad”
Do people like the taste of salad? "is salad dressing used to cover up the taste of salad?" was posted on X/Twitter by l a u r e n 🌙 on January 26, 2015. "One of the innumerable…
“Lower class: wife doesn’t work; Middle class: wife works; Upper middle class: wife doesn’t work”
A statement about work and the social classes was posted on X/Twitter by Halberstam on November 4, 2022, and received over 212,000 likes: "Lower class: wife doesn’t work Middle class: wife…
“It’s weird that leftists celebrate Women’s History Month when they can’t even tell you what a woman is”
Women's History Month is celebrated in March in the United States. "It’s weird #Liberals celebrate Women’s History month when they can’t even tell you what a woman is" was…
“It’s weird liberals celebrate Women’s History Month when they can’t even tell you what a woman is”
Women's History Month is celebrated in March in the United States. "It’s weird #Liberals celebrate Women’s History month when they can’t even tell you what a woman is" was…
“Drink the margarita, your cowboy boots will still fit”
"Eat the tacos, your cowboy boots will still fit" is jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has had several variations. "Eat the tacos, your cowboy boots…