"I've never had a windshield wiper setting that…

A vehicle’s windshield wipers usually have a slow and a fast setting, but these are too slow or too fast for many people.

“Would be nice to have a windshield wiper setting somewhere between light drizzle and apocalyptic torrential downpour” was posted on X/Twitter by Myron on July 11, 2011. “When are they going to make a windshield wiper setting that works? Somewhere between one wipe and hour and lightspeed…” was posted on X/Twitter by Corey on December 6, 2011.

“I can never find a windshield wiper setting that makes me happy” was posted on X/Twitter by Kelly J on August 30, 2012. “I’ve never had a windshield wiper setting that truly satisfied me” was posted on X/Twitter by Mike Primavera on December 20, 2012, and this saying has been frequently cited.

X/Twitter
Myron
@myrontan
Would be nice to have a windshield wiper setting somewhere between light drizzle and apocalyptic torrential downpour.
10:17 PM · Jul 11, 2011

X/Twitter
Corey
@King_Deatonn
When are they going to make a windshield wiper setting that works? Somewhere between one wipe and hour and lightspeed…
12:30 AM · Dec 6, 2011

X/Twitter
Nick Sabino
@NickSabino
Why can’t they create a windshield wiper setting that is between painfully slow and blistering fast? #firstworldproblems
10:01 AM · Dec 27, 2011

X/Twitter
Logan Westerman
@LoganWesterman
I hate when it’s raining and you don’t have a windshield wiper setting for the speed the rain is falling
4:40 PM · Feb 15, 2012 from Claremore, OK

X/Twitter
Erin May
@erin_mayyy
i wish there was a windshield wiper setting between light drizzle and hurricane wipers #icantbetheonlyone
12:25 PM · May 22, 2012

X/Twitter
Kelly J
@KellyJ_
I can never find a windshield wiper setting that makes me happy.
11:40 AM · Aug 30, 2012

X/Twitter
Ryan Studer
@StuuuChainzzz
I wish there was a windshield wiper setting between the constant wipe and the one wipe every ten seconds thing, its hurtin me.
7:00 PM · Dec 7, 2012

X/Twitter
Mike Primavera
@primawesome
I’ve never had a windshield wiper setting that truly satisfied me.
9:22 PM · Dec 20, 2012

X/Twitter
Sarcasm Machine
@Sarcasm_Machine
I’ve never had a windshield wiper setting that truly satisfied me.
9:16 AM · Jul 12, 2013

iFunny
stevieshae44_2014
3 dec 2020
I’ve never had a windshield wiper setting that truly satisfied me.

America’s Best Pics and Videos
verymanshed101_2020
9 apr 2022
I’ve never had a windshield wiper setting that truly satisfied me.

X/Twitter
grandma gertrude
@grandmagertru20
I’ve never had a windshield wiper setting that truly satisfied me
11:04 AM · Apr 11, 2022

iFunny
Archibaldmeatpants
29 nov 2023
Mike Primavera @primewesome I’ve never had a windshield wiper setting that truly satisfied me.

Facebook
im not right in the head.com added a new photo to the album: NOT RIGHT DEPT. OF TRANSPORTATION.
March 22, 2024 at 11:04 PM ·
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
I’ve never had a windshield wiper
setting that truly satisfied me.