“Shortbread implies the existence of tallbread”
There is "shortbread," so many people believe thee should be "longbread" and "tallbread." "shortbread implies the existence of longbread,,,where is it,,,the…
“Kill your enemies with kindness. If that doesn’t work, try absolutely everything else until you succeed”
"Kill your enemies with kindness" is a saying that means to try kindness to win your enemies over to your side. It doesn't mean that kindness is a method to actually kill your…
“Kill your enemies with kindness. If that doesn’t work, try a knife”
"Kill your enemies with kindness" is a saying that means to try kindness to win your enemies over to your side. It doesn't mean that kindness is a method to actually kill your…
“Six-star hotels are overrated”
Most hotels are rated on a five-star system, with five stars being the highest rating. A joke is that a 6-star hotel or a 7-star hotel is "overrated." "6-star hotels are…
“6-star hotels are overrated”
Most hotels are rated on a five-star system, with five stars being the highest rating. A joke is that a 6-star hotel or a 7-star hotel is "overrated." "6-star hotels are…
“7-star hotels are overrated”
Most hotels are rated on a five-star system, with five stars being the highest rating. A joke is that a 6-star hotel or a 7-star hotel is "overrated." "6-star hotels are…
“Conclusion: Science was made for cats” (joke)
"Lasers were once a huge scientific breakthrough; now we use them to play with cats. Computers were once a huge scientific breakthrough; now we use them to look at cats. Conclusion: Science…
“Lasers were once a huge scientific breakthrough; now we use them to play with cats”
"Lasers were once a huge scientific breakthrough; now we use them to play with cats. Computers were once a huge scientific breakthrough; now we use them to look at cats. Conclusion: Science…
“Computers were once a huge scientific breakthrough; now we use them to look at cats”
"Lasers were once a huge scientific breakthrough; now we use them to play with cats. Computers were once a huge scientific breakthrough; now we use them to look at cats. Conclusion: Science…
“You think you have self-control until they bring the chips and salsa”
Mexican restaurants serve complimentary chips and salsa before the meal, and many people can't stop eating them. "You never realize how little self control you have until chips and salsa…
“Life without Mexican food is no life at all”
"Life without Mexican food is like no life at all" (or "Life without Mexican food is no life at all") is a food saying that has been printed on many images. "LIFE WITHOUT…
“Life without Mexican food is like no life at all”
"Life without Mexican food is like no life at all" (or "Life without Mexican food is no life at all") is a food saying that has been printed on many images. "LIFE WITHOUT…
“Seven-star hotels are overrated”
Most hotels are rated on a five-star system, with five stars being the highest rating. A joke is that a 6-star hotel or a 7-star hotel is "overrated." "6-star hotels are…
“I wanted to follow my dreams, but they blocked me”
"Follow your dreams" is a common saying that has been printed on many images. It usually doesn't refer to a follow on social media, but there are jokes. "I wanted to follow my…
“I followed my dreams, but they blocked me”
"Follow your dreams" is a common saying that has been printed on many images. It usually doesn't refer to a follow on social media, but there are jokes. "I wanted to follow my…
“I tried to follow my dreams. but they blocked me”
"Follow your dreams" is a common saying that has been printed on many images. It usually doesn't refer to a follow on social media, but there are jokes. "I wanted to follow my…
“I was following my dreams, but they blocked me”
"Follow your dreams" is a common saying that has been printed on many images. It usually doesn't refer to a follow on social media, but there are jokes. "I wanted to follow my…
“It’s not TV. It’s HBO (Honey Bunches of Oats)”
Home Box Office (HBO) has a slogan, "It's not TV. It's HBO." HBO shouldn't be confused with the cereal Honey Bunches of Oats, but there are jokes. "New slogan for…
“It’s not cereal. It’s HBO (Honey Bunches of Oats)”
Home Box Office (HBO) has a slogan, "It's not TV. It's HBO." HBO shouldn't be confused with the cereal Honey Bunches of Oats, but there are jokes. "New slogan for…
“They’re called ‘heated seats’ because ‘rear defroster’ was already taken”
"They call them 'heated seats' because 'rear defroster' was already taken" (or "They're called 'heated seats' because 'rear defroster'…