“Me: I’m impressed you got us court side seats. My lawyer: I hope they find you guilty”

Getting “court side seats” at a basketball court is usually very good. Getting “court side seats” at a court of law, at one’s own trial, is not so good.
 
This joke was posted on X/Twitter by mo on December 14, 2021:
 
ME: I’m impressed you got court side seats
MY LAWYER: I hope they find you guilty
 
       
X/Twitter
mo
@chuuew
ME: I’m impressed you got court side seats
MY LAWYER: I hope they find you guilty
1:17 PM · Dec 14, 2021
 
X/Twitter
Arnold Gh
@AAlghariani
Me : wow you didn’t tell me you got us courtside seats
My lawyer : i hope they find you guilty
2:05 PM · Feb 8, 2022
 
Facebook
Joel D. Hoffman
July 17, 2022 at 5:59 PM ·
ME: I’m impressed you got court side seats
LAWYER:
ME:
MY LAWYER: I hope they find you guilty
 
Facebook
John Landers
July 18, 2022 at 4:21 PM ·
Me looking around ” I’m impressed, you got us court side seats.”
My barrister : “I hope they find you guilty”
 
X/Twitter
Daisy the Awkward Badass
@Chicago_Daisy
ME: I’m impressed you got court side seats
MY LAWYER: I hope they find you guilty
6:30 PM · May 8, 2023
 
Bluesky
mo
‪@chuuuew.bsky.social‬
ME: I’m impressed you got us court side seats
MY LAWYER: I hope they find you guilty
March 5, 2025 at 2:10 PM