“A giant lightbulb walks into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A lightbulb version is: "A giant light bulb walks into a bar. The bartender looks up…
“As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something”
A "Law of Coffee" is: "As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something that will last until the coffee is cold." The saying was called…
“As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something”
A "Law of Coffee" is: "As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something that will last until the coffee is cold." The saying was called…
“On the eighth day God created coffee so that people like me could experience the other seven days”
"On the eighth day God created coffee so that people like me could experience the other seven days" (or just "On the eighth day God created coffee") is a saying that has been…
“You haven’t had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it’s running”
"You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Trying to get a word in edgewise…
“Decaffeinated coffee is the devil’s blend”
"Decaffeinated coffee (decaf) is the devil's blend" is a jocular one-line coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "You Know You're Drinking Too Much Coffee…
“Saturdays are for adventure; Sundays are for cuddling”
"Saturdays are for adventure(s); Sundays are for cuddling" is a weekend saying that has been printed on many images. "Saturdays are for ADVENTURES!" was cited on a blog on…
“Coffee, because Monday happens every week”
"Coffee, because Monday/Tuesday happens every week" is a one-line coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Coffee: because Monday happens every week" was posted on…
“Hot coffee and cold winter mornings are two of the best soul mates”
"Hot coffee and cold winter mornings are two of the best soul mates who ever did find each other" is a popular saying about coffee and cold weather. The saying was posted on Twitter by…
“There’s nothing sweeter than a cup of bitter coffee”
"There's nothing sweeter than a cup of bitter coffee" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on April 23, 2011 and was credited to Rian…
“Caffeine is the foundation of my food pyramid”
"Caffeine/Coffee is the foundation of my food pyramid" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Coffee is the foundation of my food pyramid" was posted on Twitter on…
“Coffee: The most important meal of the day”
"Coffee: The most important meal of the day" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Breakfast is the most important meal of the day" is the usual form…
“Step aside, Monday. This is a job for coffee”
"Step aside, Monday. This is a job for coffee" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on June 17, 2013. “May your coffee be…
“Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister”
"Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister" is a one-line coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "'Decaffeinated coffee? Kinda like kissing your…
“All the coffee in Colombia won’t make me a morning person”
"All the coffee in Colombia won't make me a morning person" is a jocular one-line coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "All the coffee in Columbia can't make…
“COFFEE: Cup OF Finest Enjoyment Ever”
"COFFEE: Cup OF Finest Enjoyment Ever" is a backronym (back acronym) of the word "coffee." "COFFEE: Cup OF Finest Enjoyment Ever #coffee" was posted on Twitter on June…
“With enough coffee, even a Monday looks good”
"With enough coffee, even Monday looks good" is a jocular one-line coffee saying that has been printed on several images. "With enough #coffee, even #Monday looks #good... #better…
“I like my coffee with cream and my literature with optimism”
"I like my coffee with cream and my literature with optimism" is a one-line coffee saying that has been printed on many images. American author Abigail Reynolds wrote in Pemberley by the…
“Given enough coffee, I could rule the world”
"Given enough coffee I could rule the world" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on the newsgroup newsguy.general on July 1, 2002.…
“Caffeine: The other Vitamin C” (“Coffee: The other Vitamin C”)
"Caffeine/Coffee: The other Vitamin C" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. "Chocolate & Caffeine ... the 'other' vitamin C's" was…