“When life gives you lemons. Life probably stole those lemons from some nice old lady”

“When life gives you lemons, make lemonade” is an old saying from the early 1900s. An anti-joke variation is:
   
“When life gives you lemons. Life probably stole those lemons from some nice old lady. Because life is an asshole.”
 
This version was posted on Twitter by Grover on April 12, 2013, and has been printed on several images. The ending line—“Because life is an asshole”—is sometimes changed to, “Because life can be a real jerk sometimes.”
       
   
Twitter
Grover‏
@XGroverX
When life gives you lemons. Life probably stole those lemons from some nice old lady. Because life is an asshole.
2:13 PM - 12 Apr 2013
 
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When life gives you lemons. Life probably stole those…
July 6, 2013 Life Status Updates
When life gives you lemons. Life probably stole those lemons from some nice old lady. Because life can be a real jerk sometimes.
 
Facebook
Gerald Langiri
July 13, 2013 ·
When life gives you lemons. Life probably stole those lemons from some nice old lady at the market. Because life can
be a real jerk sometimes.
 
Twitter
Sarcasm Machine‏
@Sarcasm_Machine
When life gives you lemons. Life probably stole those lemons from some nice old lady. Because life is an asshole.
11:16 AM - 14 Jul 2013
       
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When life gives you lemons. Life probably stole those…
January 27, 2015 Life Status Updates
When life gives you lemons. Life probably stole those lemons from some nice old lady. Because life is an asshole.
 
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When life gives you lemons. Life probably stole those…
February 2, 2015 Life Status Updates
When life gives you lemons. Life probably stole those lemons from some nice old lady. Because life is an asshole.
 
Twitter
Bill Murray‏
@BiIIMurray
When life gives you lemons. Life probably stole those lemons from some nice old lady. Because life is an asshole.
8:52 AM - 14 Apr 2016
 
Twitter
Bill Murray‏
@BiIIMurray
When life gives you lemons. Life probably stole those lemons from some nice old lady. Because life can be a real jerk sometimes.
9:29 AM - 7 Jun 2017