“Texans take roadtrips to other parts of Texas”
Texas is a very large state. When Texans take road trips, they're usually still in Texas. "Texans take road trips to other parts of Texas" was posted on X/Twitter by Apok842 on…
“Crab rangoons imply the existence of crab rangoblins”
There are crab rangoons, but no crab rangoblins. "whats a rangoon to rangoblin" was posted on X/Twitter by Breyland on April 23, 2014. "what's a crab rangoon to a crab…
“What’s a rangoon to a rangoblin?”
There are crab rangoons, but no crab rangoblins. "whats a rangoon to rangoblin" was posted on X/Twitter by Breyland on April 23, 2014. "what's a crab rangoon to a crab…
“What’s a crab rangoon to a crab rangoblin?”
There are crab rangoons, but no crab rangoblins. "whats a rangoon to rangoblin" was posted on X/Twitter by Breyland on April 23, 2014. "what's a crab rangoon to a crab…
“In Texas we take road trips to other parts of Texas”
Texas is a very large state. When Texans take road trips, they're usually still in Texas. "Texans take road trips to other parts of Texas" was posted on X/Twitter by Apok842 on…
“Texans take road trips to other parts of Texas”
Texas is a very large state. When Texans take road trips, they're usually still in Texas. "Texans take road trips to other parts of Texas" was posted on X/Twitter by Apok842 on…
“Giving up on privacy because you’ve got ‘nothing to hide’ is like giving up on freedom of speech because you’ve got nothing to say”
"Arguing that you don't care about the right to privacy because you have nothing to hide is no different than saying you don't care about free speech because you have nothing to…
“Arguing that you don’t care about the right to privacy because you have nothing to hide is no different than…”
"Arguing that you don't care about the right to privacy because you have nothing to hide is no different than saying you don't care about free speech because you have nothing to…
“Saying that you don’t care about the right to privacy because you have nothing to hide is no different than…”
"Arguing that you don't care about the right to privacy because you have nothing to hide is no different than saying you don't care about free speech because you have nothing to…
“I’m at the age where if you text me after 9PM I’m texting back at 4:36 AM”
"I'm at the age where if you text me after 9PM I'm texting back at 4:36 AM" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Older people go to sleep early. "I'm at…
“I’m at that age where if you text me after 10 PM I’m texting back at 6 AM”
"I'm at the age where if you text me after 9PM I'm texting back at 4:36 AM" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Older people go to sleep early. "I'm at…
“l’m at the age where if you text me at 10:17 PM….I’m texting you back at 5:12 AM”
"I'm at the age where if you text me after 9PM I'm texting back at 4:36 AM" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Older people go to sleep early. "I'm at…
“We should legalize cannabis in all 50 states, use the taxes to repair roads & highways & call it Operation Pot Hole”
"We should legalize cannabis in all 50 states, use the taxes to repair roads & highways & call it Operation Pot Hole" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.…
“We should legalize marijuana in every state and use the revenue to fix all the highways and roads. We’ll call it Operation Pot Hole”
"We should legalize cannabis in all 50 states, use the taxes to repair roads & highways & call it Operation Pot Hole" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.…
“I got arrested for studying abroad. Stalking is what the judge prefers to call it”
"Studying abroad" shouldn't be confused with "studying a broad," but there are jokes. "I got arrested for studying abroad. The police called it stalking" was…
“I got arrested for studying abroad. The police called it stalking”
"Studying abroad" shouldn't be confused with "studying a broad," but there are jokes. "I got arrested for studying abroad. The police called it stalking" was…
“Studying abroad: Spending months in another country. Studying a broad: Spending months Facebook stalking Ashley”
"Studying abroad" shouldn't be confused with "studying a broad," but there are jokes. "I got arrested for studying abroad. The police called it stalking" was…
“Some call it multitasking, but I call it doing something else until I remember what I was doing in the first place”
"Some call it multitasking, but I call it doing something else until I remember what I was doing in the first place" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. There are…
“It’s pretty crazy how there’s an entire profession we have to make wear body cameras because they lie so much”
Many police officers are required to wear body cameras. "Cops have to wear body cameras because they lie. That’s it" was posted on X/Twitter by ALondon91 on September 16, 2021.…
“Some call it multitasking. I call it doing something else while I try to remember what I was doing in the first place”
"Some call it multitasking, but I call it doing something else until I remember what I was doing in the first place" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. There are…