“If someone’s job requires an ‘appreciation week’ it means they’re not getting paid enough”
"If someone's job requires an 'appreciation week' it means they're not getting paid enough" (or "If your job comes with an 'appreciation week,' you’re…
“If your job requires an appreciation week,’ you are probably not getting paid enough”
"If someone's job requires an 'appreciation week' it means they're not getting paid enough" (or "If your job comes with an 'appreciation week,' you’re…
“If your job requires an ‘appreciation week’ it means you’re not getting paid enough”
"If someone's job requires an 'appreciation week' it means they're not getting paid enough" (or "If your job comes with an 'appreciation week,' you’re…
“Did you know that if you garden naked, your neighbors will build a privacy fence at no cost to you?”
"Did you know that if you garden naked, your neighbors will build a privacy fence at no cost to you?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Facebook Robert Lee-Coder…
“A breakfast burrito is the most important burrito of the day”
Breakfast is often called "the most important meal of the day." Many people have breakfast burritos. "I believe the breakfast burrito is the most important burrito of the day"…
“The breakfast burrito is the most important burrito of the day”
Breakfast is often called "the most important meal of the day." Many people have breakfast burritos. "I believe the breakfast burrito is the most important burrito of the day"…
“Breakfast burritos are the most important burritos of the day”
Breakfast is often called "the most important meal of the day." Many people have breakfast burritos. "I believe the breakfast burrito is the most important burrito of the day"…
“Cut carbs from your diet so you can creepily watch other people eat and enjoy their lives”
Carbs can bring people happiness. When people cut carbs from their diet, they can only watch other people have that happiness. "Cut carbs from your diet so you can creepily watch other people…
“A sourdough starter is tamagotchi for people in their 30s”
X/Twitter Patrick Traughber @ptraughber Sourdough starter is the millennial's Tamagotchi. 11:55 PM · Nov 12, 2019 Reddit -- Sourdough Ok-Abbreviations7895 -- January 23, 2023 Sourdough…
“I don’t trust people that eat coleslaw. How do you eat grass and mayonnaise?”
Facebook More Crazy Stuff May 6, 2025 at 2:40 PM · I don't trust people that eat coleslaw. How do you eat grass and mayonnaise?"
“Being an adult is just unsubscribing from emails you never signed up for”
"48% of being an adult is unsubscribing from emails" was posted on X/Twitter by Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺on July 9, 2017, and again on Bluesky on May 4, 2025. "Being an adult is…
“My favorite person at any wedding is the bartender”
Entry in progress -- BP X/Twitter Ntate Mr.K @Gaylord50 My favorite person at any wedding is the bartender. 4:09 AM · Jan 22, 2015 X/Twitter O L E T I L W E 🌻 @Iam_Kardas I am not…
“I was once a people person, but people ruined that for me. So now I’m a coffee person”
Entry in progress -- BP X/Twitter ⒷⓊⒷⒷⓁⓎ T 🇨🇦☀️🫧 @smileitsfree44 I used to be a people person But people ruined that for me Now I’m a coffee person😏 Tread lightly…
“If your job comes with an ‘appreciation week,’ you’re probably not getting paid enough”
"If someone's job requires an 'appreciation week' it means they're not getting paid enough" (or "If your job comes with an 'appreciation week,' you’re…
“I woke up from a deep sleep in a panic thinking I was late for work. Thankfully I was at work”
"I woke up from a deep sleep in a panic thinking I was late for work. Thankfully I was at work" is a joke that has been printed on many images. The joke is that the speaker wasn't…
“Oranges are literally pre-sliced and you don’t believe in God”
Entry in progress -- BP X/Twitter little bean head @ewalkj Pre-sliced oranges are the reason why I believe in God 11:58 PM · Dec 18, 2015 X/Twitter MetaChristianity @M_Christianity 🙂🎯👉…
“I’m in a bad place right now. Not mentally, I’m just on Twitter”
"I'm in a bad place right now. Not mentally, I'm just..." is a popular meme, and there is a version for X/Twitter. "i'm in a bad place. not mentally. i'm just on…
“Can’t wait for WW1 to end so we can get rid of this temporary income tax”
The U.S. income tax was established with the Sixteenth Amendment to the United States Constitution that was ratified in 1913. During World War I, the top rate rose to 77%, but this was…
“I’m in a bad place rn. Not mentally, I’m just on Twitter”
"I'm in a bad place right now. Not mentally, I'm just..." is a popular meme, and there is a version for X/Twitter. "i'm in a bad place. not mentally. i'm just on…
“I think someone needs to sage the internet. The whole fucking place”
"I think someone needs to sage the internet. The whole fucking place" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on X/Twitter by Kalen Dion on February 27,…