“A brew will see you through”
"A brew will see you through" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been cited in print since at least March 2012. X/Twitter Emma Stickley @organdie84…
“Auld lang syne implies the existence of auld lang cosyne and auld lang tangynt”
The popular song "Auld Lang Syne" has nothing to do with math, but there are jokes. "auld lang syne implies auld land cosyne and auld lang tangent" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“‘Gastronomy’ implies the existence of an occult science of gastrology”
Some people joke that as astronomy is to astrology, then gastronomy is to gastrology. "Gastronomy implies the existence of gastrology" was posted on X/Twitter by Mr Roger Quimbly on March…
“Nobody is equal to anybody. Even the same man is not equal to himself on different days”
"Nobody is equal to anybody. Even the same man is not equal to himself on different days" is a saying that has been printed on many images. American economist Thomas Sowell wrote this for…
“It’s okay, funds. I’m insufficient too”
"It's OK, funds. I'm insufficient too" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The joke is on the banking statement, "insufficient funds." "It's…
“It’s OK, funds. I’m insufficient too”
"It's OK, funds. I'm insufficient too" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The joke is on the banking statement, "insufficient funds." "It's…
“I love how we call it ‘social media’ when 75% of us are either alone in our homes or on the toilet”
"I love how we call it social media when 75% of us are either alone at home or on the toilet" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I love how we call it 'social…
“I love how we call it social media when 75% of us are either alone at home or on the toilet”
"I love how we call it social media when 75% of us are either alone at home or on the toilet" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I love how we call it 'social…
“Ugh…January. The whole month is just a giant Monday”
"January (n.) A giant Monday" and "Ugh...January. The whole month is just a giant Monday" are sayings that have been printed on many images. "January's like a giant…
“January (n.) A giant Monday”
"January (n.) A giant Monday" and "Ugh...January. The whole month is just a giant Monday" are sayings that have been printed on many images. "January's like a giant…
“It’s only ‘Cancel Culture’ if it comes from the Cancella region of France. Otherwise it’s just Sparkling Consequences”
"Champagne" is sometimes used as a generic term for sparkling wine, but legally, it must come from the Champagne wine region of France. A "cancel culture" version of the meme…
“I wonder if the inventor of paper straws ever considered that they would be in prolonged contact with liquid”
Many people believe that paper straws do a very poor job of the task they were designed to perform. This was posted on X/Twitter by Jordan Arthur Thomson on June 17, 2022, and received over 866,000…
“Awesome has a flavor and its name is coffee”
"Awesome has a flavor and it's name is coffee" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Awesome has a flavor and its name is coffee. #coffee…
“Temper gets you into trouble and pride keeps you there”
"Temper is what gets most of us into trouble. Pride is what keeps us there" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Temper gets you into trouble and pride keeps you there.…
“Temper is what gets most of us into trouble. Pride is what keeps us there”
"Temper is what gets most of us into trouble. Pride is what keeps us there" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Temper gets you into trouble and pride keeps you there.…
“Don’t throw a fit if your beach volleyball team is defeated. Nobody likes a shore loser”
A beach volleyball joke was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on January 3, 2024: "Don’t throw a fit if your beach volleyball team is defeated. Nobody likes a shore loser." The expression…
“Headphones on. World off”
"Headphones on. World off" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been divided by either a comma or a period. "Not the best of days... headphones on. world…
“Kissing a girl who smokes is like licking an ashtray”
"Kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray" is an anti-smoking saying that has been printed on many images. "A non-smoker says that kissing a smoker is like sucking at the end of a…
“Government is the violation of free will masquerading as the protection of it”
"Government is the violation of free will masquerading as the protection of it" (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by Illuminate The Delusions on January 7, 2021. It's not…
“Kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray”
"Kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray" is an anti-smoking saying that has been printed on many images. "A non-smoker says that kissing a smoker is like sucking at the end of a…