“May you have the gladness of Christmas, which is hope…”
"May you be blessed with the spirit of the season, which is peace. The gladness of the season, which is hope. And the heart of the season, which is love" is a blessing that has been…
“May you be blessed with the spirit of the season, which is peace…”
"May you be blessed with the spirit of the season, which is peace. The gladness of the season, which is hope. And the heart of the season, which is love" is a blessing that has been…
“What did Santa say when he long castled in chess?”/“O-O-O.”
In chess, long-castling (castling queen's side) is written as "O-O-O." This is not to be confused with "ho-ho-ho," but a riddle was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on December…
“You can’t set a Hallmark movie in the South. Unexpected snow isn’t magical down here”
The Hallmark Channel is known for its Christmas movies, with many movies featuring an unexpected snow. "You can’t set a Hallmark movie in the South. Unexpected snow isn’t magical down…
“You can’t set a Hallmark movie in Texas. Unexpected snow isn’t magical down here”
The Hallmark Channel is known for its Christmas movies, with many movies featuring an unexpected snow. "You can’t set a Hallmark movie in the South. Unexpected snow isn’t magical down…
“Birthplace:Earth Race:Human Politics:Freedom Religion:Love”
"Birthplace:Earth Race:Human Politics:Freedom Religion:Love" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been cited in print since at least June 2016 and is of…
“Every great injustice has been at the hands of someone just following orders”
"Every great injustice has been at the hands of someone just following orders" is a saying that has been printed on an image. "Has it? RT @BEtheOPENmind: Every great injustice has…
“The TV told me that if I pay money to the government and accept totalitarian surveillance state the weather will be gooder”
"The tv told me that if I eat bugs and pay more money to the government the weather will be gooder" is a popular meme. The meme shows the Ralph Wiggum character from the animated…
“TV said if I get all my booster shots, eat bugs, and get an electric car that the weather would get gooder”
"The tv told me that if I eat bugs and pay more money to the government the weather will be gooder" is a popular meme. The meme shows the Ralph Wiggum character from the animated…
“The TV told me that if I eat bugs and enslave myself on behalf of the ruling 1% that the weather will get gooder….”
"The tv told me that if I eat bugs and pay more money to the government the weather will be gooder" is a popular meme. The meme shows the Ralph Wiggum character from the animated…
“The TV told me that if I pay money to the government the weather will be gooder”
"The tv told me that if I eat bugs and pay more money to the government the weather will be gooder" is a popular meme. The meme shows the Ralph Wiggum character from the animated…
“The tv told me that if I eat bugs and pay more money to the government the weather will be gooder”
"The tv told me that if I eat bugs and pay more money to the government the weather will be gooder" is a popular meme. The meme shows the Ralph Wiggum character from the animated…
“Don’t steal my tools. I need them to pay your benefits” (commercial vehicle sign)
"Don't rob/steal my tools. I need them to pay your benefits" is a commercial vehicle sign that has been printed on many images. "DON'T ROB MY TOOLS, I NEED THEM TO PAY YOUR…
“Don’t rob my tools. I need them to pay your benefits” (commercial vehicle sign)
"Don't rob/steal my tools. I need them to pay your benefits" is a commercial vehicle sign that has been printed on many images. "DON'T ROB MY TOOLS, I NEED THEM TO PAY YOUR…
“You don’t really need a pilot’s license, What are they going to do, pull you over?”
"you don't really need a pilot's license, what are they going to do pull you over" was posted on X/Twitter by Village Person on March 6, 2021. "You don't really need a…
“I love how coffee tricks you into thinking that you’re in a good mood for like 27 minutes”
"I love how coffee tricks me into thinking I'm in a good mood for about 27 minutes" (or "I love how coffee tricks you into thinking that you're in a good mood for like 32…
“Why did the apple do Pilates?”/“To work on his core.”
A Pilates riddle is: Q: Why did the apple do Pilates? A: To work on his core. The apple pun was posted on X/Twitter by Dad Jokes on March 10, 2014. Wikipedia: Pilates Pilates (/pɪˈlɑːtiːz/;…
“Unlike the brain, the stomach alerts you when it’s empty”
"Unlike the brain, the stomach alerts you when it's empty" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown. "Erkenntnis des Tages: Der Magen meldet sich,…
“I hope the grocery stores will put the arrows back on the floor again so I can feel safe”
During the COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic in 2020 and 2021, many grocery stores put arrows on the floor so shoppers could walk in one direction. This was widely ridiculed as completely useless in…
“Hey, remember when you didn’t need coffee to function and buying jeans didn’t make you cry?”
"Hey, remember when you didn’t need coffee to function and buying jeans didn’t make you cry? Good times" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker probably has…