“Them: Show me proof.” / “Me: *Sends proof*” / “Them: You’re a conspiracy theorist!”
"Them: Show me proof." / "Me: *Sends proof*" / "Them (with eyes covered, not looking at the proof): You're a conspiracy theorist!" is a meme that has been printed…
“If the government has enough money to give to foreign countries…”
"If the government has enough money to give/send to foreign countries, then the government is taking too much money from taxpayers" is a saying that has been printed on several images.…
“I couldn’t get my fridge to work this morning, so I took the bus instead”
"I couldn't get my fridge to work this morning, so I took the bus instead" is a joke that was posted on X/Twitter by Puns AndOneliners on August 2, 2019. The joke is that the fridge…
“Only the weakest of males want to physically compete with women. Only the weakest of intellect celebrate them”
"Only the weakest of males want to physically compete with women. Only the weakest of intellect celebrate them" is a saying that has been printed on many mages. The saying refers to trans…
“When YouTube plays an unskippable ad but you look away so they don’t win”
"When YouTube plays an unskippable ad but you look away so they don't win" (shown with a picture of a person looking away from a screen) has been printed on many images. this image…
“I went to the doctor with a suspicious-looking mole. He said they all look that way and I should have left him in the garden”
A mole could be cancer -- or it could just be a garden animal. "I went to the doctor with a suspicious-looking mole. He said they all look that way and I should have left him in the…
“Went to the hospital to get a suspicious mole checked. Apparently they all look like that and I should’ve just left it in its hole”
A mole could be cancer -- or it could just be a garden animal. "I went to the doctor with a suspicious-looking mole. He said they all look that way and I should have left him in the…
“Too young for retirement. Too poor to quit. Too fat to strip”
"Too young for retirement. Too poor to quit. Too fat to strip" is a work saying that has been printed on several images. "So I continue" is added, far at the bottom. "To…
“Too young to retire. Too poor to quit. Too fat to strip”
"Too young for retirement. Too poor to quit. Too fat to strip" is a work saying that has been printed on several images. "So I continue" is added, far at the bottom. "To…
“Too tired to work. Too poor to quit. Too old for a sugar daddy. Too fat to strip”
"Too young for retirement. Too poor to quit. Too fat to strip" is a work saying that has been printed on several images. "So I continue" is added, far at the bottom. "To…
“Rotate my tires? I rotate them every time I drive!”
"Streaking" that originally aired on September 6, 1998. Wikipedia: Tire rotation Tire rotation is the practice of moving the wheels and tires of an automobile from one position to…
“Fast food restaurants should have a third window where you can trade in the wrong stuff they gave you at the second window”
Drive thru restaurants often have a first window for payment, and then a second window to pick up the food. Some people have suggested that a third window is needed to correct the order. "Fast…
“McDonald’s should have a 3rd window, where you can trade in all the wrong shit they gave you at the second window”
Drive thru restaurants often have a first window for payment, and then a second window to pick up the food. Some people have suggested that a third window is needed to correct the order. "Fast…
“Fast food restaurants need a third window where you can trade in all the wrong food they gave you at the second window”
Drive thru restaurants often have a first window for payment, and then a second window to pick up the food. Some people have suggested that a third window is needed to correct the order. "Fast…
“I hate it when TV shows say they contain ‘adult situations’ but then don’t show anyone going to work, paying their bills…”
"I hate it when TV shows say they contain 'adult situations' but then don't show anyone going to work, paying their bills or cleaning up after their kids" is a saying that…
“Big Apple” (painting by Vladimir Kush, 2024)
Russian-born American painter Vladimir Kush unveiled his new painting "Big Apple" (oil on canvas 73x30 in) in May 2024. Kush explained his painting in a short video on Facebook on May 7,…
“Getting offended by something posted on the internet is like choosing to step in dog shit instead of walking around it”
"Getting offended by something posted on the internet is like choosing to step in dog crap/poop/shit instead of walking around it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That…
“I’m thinking about getting a pet to take jogging with me. Maybe a turtle”
Many people jog/run with their dogs. "I can't run fast enough to take my dog jogging, so I got a pet turtle" was posted on Facebook by Mark Renfroe on December 15, 2017.…
“Sometimes I just want to grab my 7 dollars and run away”
"Sometimes I just want to grab/take my three dollars and run away" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker doesn't have much money, but desires independence.…
“Sometimes I just want to grab my 3 dollars and run away”
"Sometimes I just want to grab/take my three dollars and run away" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker doesn't have much money, but desires independence.…