“I have a pogo stick made out of vegetables.  It’s a spring onion”

“Spring onions” don’t contain springs, but there are jokes.
 
“I have a pogo stick made out of vegetables. It’s a spring onion. Spring Jokes…” was posted on X/Twitter by Mark Haggan on April 10, 2015.
 
 
Wikipedia: Scallion 
Scallions (also known as green onions and spring onions) are edible vegetables of various species in the genus Allium. Scallions generally have a milder taste than most onions. Their close relatives include garlic, shallots, leeks, chives, and Chinese onions. The leaves are eaten both raw and cooked.
 
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Mark Haggan
@markhaggan
I have a pogo stick made out of vegetables. It’s a spring onion. Spring Jokes…
http://markhaggan.com/randomness/spring-jokes/  @Backroomalien
@hi_robb
6:18 AM · Apr 10, 2015
 
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May 22, 2018 at 2:00 AM ·
I have a pogo stick made out of vegetables. It’s a spring onion.
http://markhaggan.com/randomness/vegetable-jokes/
#Vegetable #Joke #Humour #VegetableJoke
 
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Puns AndOneliners
@punsandoneliner
I have a pogo stick made out of vegetables. It’s a spring onion.
http://markhaggan.com/randomness/vegetable-jokes/
#Vegetable #Joke #Humour #VegetableJoke http://markhaggan.com/randomness/vegetable-jokes/
2:00 AM · May 22, 2018
 
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@upminster13
I have a pogo stick made out of vegetables
It’s a spring onion.
11:51 AM · Feb 22, 2019
   
LaffGaff
Pogo Stick
July 13, 2025 by LaffGaff
I have a pogo stick made out of vegetables.
It’s a spring onion.