Kosher-19 (kosher + COVID-19)
"Kosher-19" is a blend of "kosher" and "COVID-19." An organization called Kosher19 delivered kosher meals during the COViD-19 (coronavirus) pandemic in 2020.…
Heard Immunity (heard + herd immunity)
"Herd immunity" shouldn't be confused with "heard immunity," but there are jokes. "Heard Immunity: You heard vaccines work and now you are immune to any other…
“Heard immunity n. you heard vaccines work and now you’re immune to any other vaccine information”
"Herd immunity" shouldn't be confused with "heard immunity," but there are jokes. "Heard Immunity: You heard vaccines work and now you are immune to any other…
“A joke told 10 times is overused. A joke told 10,000 times is a meme”
Many popular memes contain jokes. "A joke told 10 times is overused. A joke told 10,000 times is a meme" (shown on an image) was posted on iFunny on October 4, 2021. iFunny MaCass_2016 4…
“Some of y’all have never had a second cop car pull up and it really shows”
"Some of y’all have never had a second cop car pull up and it really shows" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images A second cop car means that backup is needed, and…
“Dogs are my favorite morning people”
"Dogs are my favorite morning people…" was posted on X/Twitter by Boyd's Backyard™ on December 27, 2015, and this received over 1,800 likes. Dogs often wake up their owners in…
“My dogs are the reason I wake up every morning. Really freakin’ early. Every. Single. Morning”
"My dogs are the reason I wake up every morning. Really freakin' early. Every. Single. Morning" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "My dogs are the reason…
“My kids are the reason I wake up every morning. Really freakin’ early. Every. Single. Morning”
"My kids are the reason I wake up every morning. Really freakin' early. Every. Single. Morning" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "My kids are the reason…
“My kids are the reason I wake up in the morning. Really fucking early. Every. Goddamn. Morning”
"My kids are the reason I wake up every morning. Really freakin' early. Every. Single. Morning" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "My kids are the reason…
“The weekend is a short escape from reality. Monday is the return ticket”
"The weekend is a short escape from reality; Monday is the return ticket.' – Unknown" was posted on Blog to Bloom (no date is given, but probably about 2023). The same image was…
“I threw old kale in my backyard and now the squirrels are riding little Pelotons and requesting coconut water”
Kale has a reputation as a New Age food. This was posted on X/Twitter by Abby Heugel on April 3, 2023: "I threw old kale in my backyard and now the squirrels are riding little Pelotons and…
“Nothing like a hammock to remind you how overblown your sense of athleticism is”
Many people have difficulty getting out of a hammock. This was posted on X/Twitter by Jonathan Edward Durham on October 2, 2024: "Nothing like a hammock to remind you how overblown your sense…
“Big Pharma is your dealer, not your healer”
"Big Pharma is your dealer, not your healer" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying means that Big Pharma hooks people on drugs for profit, and does not cure them.…
“There’s no innocent way to wash a courgette”
It's said that there's no straight way to wash a carrot (or a cucumber, or an eggplant). "There's no straight way to wash a zucchini" was posted on X/Twitter by MYLEN on…
Big Apple (act on America’s Got Talent, 2022)
On the NBC television show America's Got Talent, on July 26, 2022, a character dressed as an apple and called "Big Apple" auditioned. New York City (nicknamed "Big Apple")…
“Some people didn’t deserve to meet my dogs”
"Some people didn't deserve to meet my dog" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker not only regrets meeting these people, but regrets that the dog met these…
“Some people don’t deserve to meet my dog”
"Some people didn't deserve to meet my dog" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker not only regrets meeting these people, but regrets that the dog met these…
“Turkey bacon tastes like an edible alternator belt”
"Turkey bacon ain't nothing but an edible alternator belt" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people do not like turkey bacon. "I finally tried Turkey Bacon…
“Turkey bacon ain’t nun but an edible alternator belt”
"Turkey bacon ain't nothing but an edible alternator belt" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people do not like turkey bacon. "I finally tried Turkey Bacon…
“Correct each other in private, defend each other in public and keep your personal business offline”
"Correct each other in private, defend each other in public and keep your personal business/issues offline" is advice for a personal or a professional relationship that has been printed…