“Seasoned fries are what rookie fries eventually become”
"Seasoned" fries get that name from seasonings, not from experience. "$3.95 is fine for fresh-faced rookie fries, but these have seen the ups and downs of the industry. They're…
“Wheel, wheel, wheel, if it isn’t the tricycle”
A tricycle is a vehicle with three wheels. "Well, well, well, what do we have here?" is a common saying. 'Wheel, wheel, wheel, what do we have here?' 'A tricycle…
“It was so hot in New York that the Statue of Liberty has pit stains”
"It was so hot in New York that the Statue of Liberty..." has been the start of many jokes. "It was so hot here in New York today, the Statue of Liberty was wearing shorts and a…
“It was so hot in New York that the Statue of Liberty has pit stains”
"It was so hot in New York that the Statue of Liberty..." has been the start of many jokes. "It was so hot here in New York today, the Statue of Liberty was wearing shorts and a…
“It was so hot in New York that the Statue of Liberty was holding a Slurpee”
"It was so hot in New York that the Statue of Liberty..." has been the start of many jokes. "It was so hot here in New York today, the Statue of Liberty was wearing shorts and a…
“It was so hot in New York that the Statue of Liberty was holding a Slurpee”
"It was so hot in New York that the Statue of Liberty..." has been the start of many jokes. "It was so hot here in New York today, the Statue of Liberty was wearing shorts and a…
“It was so hot in New York that the Statue of Liberty put her arm down”
"It was so hot in New York that the Statue of Liberty..." has been the start of many jokes. "It was so hot here in New York today, the Statue of Liberty was wearing shorts and a…
“It was so hot in New York that the Statue of Liberty put her arm down”
"It was so hot in New York that the Statue of Liberty..." has been the start of many jokes. "It was so hot here in New York today, the Statue of Liberty was wearing shorts and a…
“It was so hot in New York that the Statue of Liberty wore a bikini”
"It was so hot in New York that the Statue of Liberty..." has been the start of many jokes. "It was so hot here in New York today, the Statue of Liberty was wearing shorts and a…
“It was so hot in New York that the Statue of Liberty wore a bikini”
"It was so hot in New York that the Statue of Liberty..." has been the start of many jokes. "It was so hot here in New York today, the Statue of Liberty was wearing shorts and a…
“It was so hot in New York that the Statue of Liberty went topless”
"It was so hot in New York that the Statue of Liberty..." has been the start of many jokes. "It was so hot here in New York today, the Statue of Liberty was wearing shorts and a…
“It was so hot in New York that the Statue of Liberty went topless”
"It was so hot in New York that the Statue of Liberty..." has been the start of many jokes. "It was so hot here in New York today, the Statue of Liberty was wearing shorts and a…
“If someone says that they are short staffed at work, does that mean only midgets work there?”
An organization that is "short-staffed" is short of staff; the organizaton doesn't necessary have workers who aren't tall. "Are restaurants with Dwarf Waiters short…
“What do you call a crazy chicken?”/“A cuckoo cluck.”
A chicken riddle is: Q: What do you call a crazy chicken?A: A cuckoo cluck. "Cuckoo cluck" sounds like "cuckoo clock." The pun has been cited in print since at least 1992. 26…
“Pancakes are just boneless waffles”
"Pancakes = Boneless Waffles" was was posted on Twitter on March 6, 2013. The saying doesn't make literal sense because neither pancakes nor waffles have any bones. Perhaps the…
“It was so hot in New York that the Statue of Liberty was asked to blow out her torch”
"It was so hot in New York that the Statue of Liberty..." has been the start of many jokes. "It was so hot here in New York today, the Statue of Liberty was wearing shorts and a…
“Frank Sinatra’s son has invented Wildebeest Pâté—start spreading the gnus”
The theme song from the movie New York, New York (1977) was popularized by singer Frank Sinatra (1915-1998) and begins: "Start spreadin' the news, I'm leaving todayI want to be a…
“Some folks exercise their right to vote. I vote my right to not exercise”
"Exercising" a right to vote is not physically exercising, but a joke was posted on Twitter in October 26, 2016: "Some folks exercise their right to vote. I vote my right to not…
“I used to run a pizza restaurant called Calzone, but it folded”
Calzone has been called "folded pizza." There have been several pizza/calzone restaurant puns. "My pizza restaurant folded; It's now a calzone restaurant" was posted on…
“It was so hot in New York that the Statue of Liberty was asked to blow out her torch”
"It was so hot in New York that the Statue of Liberty..." has been the start of many jokes. "It was so hot here in New York today, the Statue of Liberty was wearing shorts and a…