“Mayonnaise is bread lotion”
Is mayonnaise like lotion? "Mayo is bread lotion" was posted on Twitter by Greg Schindler on July 6, 2012. "Mayonnaise is just bread lotion" was posted on Twitter by This Is…
“What do you call an alligator with a GPS?”/“A navigator.”
An alligator riddle has been printed on several images: Q: What do you call an alligator with a GPS?A: A navigator. The joke was posted on Twitter on June 11, 2012. “What do you call an alligator…
“A bunch of my friends are coming over this evening to play on their phones”
"A bunch of my friends are coming over this evening to play on their phones" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. The saying was posted on Twitter on July 20,…
“I like dillos, but do not support giving them guns. I would never armadillo”
An "armadillo" is sometimes called a "dillo," for short. A joke was posted on Reddit -- Dad Jokes on July 12, 2018: "I like dillos, but do not support giving them guns. I…
“What do you call an alligator with a map?”/“A navigator.”
An alligator riddle is: Q: What do you call an alligator with a map?A: A navigator. The joke was posted on Reddit -- Funny on September 19, 2011. "@thoselamejokes What do you call an alligator…
“What do you call freshly made pasta?”/“Newdles.”
"Newdles" is a jocular spelling of "noodles." "Invent a new shape of pasta. Call it Newdles" was posted on Twitter on September 2014. A riddle form was posted on…
“What do you call a drunk wall?”/“Plastered.”
"Did you hear about the drunk wall? It was plastered" was posted on Twitter by Matthew Tse on March 20, 2015. "What did the drunk wall say to his buddy? I'm plastered" was…
“Two whales walk into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A whale version has been printed on many images: "Two whales walk into a bar. The…
“What do you call a drunk wall?”/“Plastered.”
"Did you hear about the drunk wall? It was plastered" was posted on Twitter by Matthew Tse on March 20, 2015. "What did the drunk wall say to his buddy? I'm plastered" was…
“Lawsuits are just rap battles for white people”
A lawsuit has been compared to a rap battle. "Black people make fun of each other and it's called a rap battle, white people make fun of each other and it's called a lawsuit"…
Moscow Mule (cocktail)
Entry in progress -- B.P. Wikipedia: Moscow muleMoscow mule is a cocktail made with vodka, spicy ginger beer, and lime juice, garnished with a slice or wedge of lime. It is a type of buck and…
“If you’re not on a government watchlist by now, you should be ashamed of yourself”
"If you're not on a government watchlist by now, you should be ashamed of yourself" is a saying that has been printed on several images. The saying is associated with the group…
“That awkward moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do”
"That awkward moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do with your life anymore" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.…
“What do you call a cinnamon bun that does well in school?”/“An honor roll.”
A cinnamon bun riddle is: Q: What do you call a cinnamon bun that does well in school? A: An honor roll. The joke was posted on Twitter by ᴊᴀᴍᴀʀᴄ on June 29, 2017. Twitter…
“I used to play the triangle in a reggae band, but left because it was just one ting after another”
"Life is just one thing after another" is a common saying. "I had to quit my job as quality control manager at the triangle factory It was just one ting after another" is a…
“Lawsuits are just rap battles for white people”
A lawsuit has been compared to a rap battle. "Black people make fun of each other and it's called a rap battle, white people make fun of each other and it's called a lawsuit"…
“Why does cooking take like 6 hours and eating like 3 seconds and washing dishes like 7 days”
"Why does cooking take like six hours and eating like three seconds and washing dishes like seven days and seven nights" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The…
Swiss Steak
Entry in progress -- B.P. Wikipedia: Swiss steakSwiss steak is meat, usually beef, prepared by means of rolling or pounding, and then braising in a cooking pot of stewed tomatoes, mushroom sauce,…
“What do you call a cinnamon bun that does well in school?”/“An honor roll.”
A cinnamon bun riddle is: Q: What do you call a cinnamon bun that does well in school? A: An honor roll. The joke was posted on Twitter by ᴊᴀᴍᴀʀᴄ on June 29, 2017. Twitter…
“Why does cooking take like 5 hours and eating like 3 seconds and washing dishes like 7 days”
"Why does cooking take like six hours and eating like three seconds and washing dishes like seven days and seven nights" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The…