“Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday blink Monday”
"Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday blink Monday" is a jocular expression of how fast the weekend goes by -- in the blink of an eye -- that has been printed on many images. "RT…
“I swear it was Friday like 2 seconds ago”
"I swear it was Friday like 5 minutes ago" is a jocular saying (showing how fast the weekend passes by) that has been printed on many images. "Its moday ....damn already it was…
“My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people don’t think I’m dead”
"My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people don't think I'm dead" is a jocular weekend saying that has been printed on many images. "My goal this weekend is to…
“In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?” (Polish joke)
A Polish (or other ethnicity) joke has a customer ask a store clerk, "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?" The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?' The customer then erupts,…
“I hate people who bang on your door and tell you to be ‘saved’ or you’ll ‘burn.’ Stupid firemen”
"Don't you just hate those interfering people who bang on your door and tell you how you need to be 'saved' or you'll 'burn'? Bloody firemen" was posted on…
“Congress is good at only two things—doing nothing and overreacting”
"The things Congress does best are nothing and overreacting" was credited to Washington, DC lobbyist and Republican consultant Tom C. Korologos in the book Great Political Wit: Laughing…
“Confidence is going after Moby Dick in a rowboat and taking the tartar sauce with you”
"Confidence is going after Moby Dick in a rowboat and taking the tartar sauce with you" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Confidence is like going after the…
“I swear it was Friday like 5 minutes ago”
"I swear it was Friday like 5 minutes ago" is a jocular saying (showing how fast the weekend passes by) that has been printed on many images. "Its moday ....damn already it was…
“Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday blink Monday”
"Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday blink Monday" is a jocular expression of how fast the weekend goes by -- in the blink of an eye -- that has been printed on many images. "RT…
“Sixty might be the new forty, but 9:00 is the new midnight”
"Sixty might be the new forty, but 9:00 is the new midnight" is a jocular saying about aging that has been printed on many images. "If 50 is the new 40 then 9 o'clock is the new…
“Someone please call 9 Wine Wine”
"Someone please call 9 Wine Wine" -- a wine joke on a "911" emergency call -- is a saying that has been printed on many images. "DIAL 9-WINE-WINE: When in pain, call the…
“Ate a box of Thin Mints. Didn’t get thinner. I don’t think they work”
"Ate a box of Thin Mints. Didn't get thinner. I don't think they work" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The popular "Thin Mints" Girl Scout…
“The only thing that travels faster than light is weekends”
"The only thing that travels faster than light is weekends" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Ok, so why is it that the weekends whiz by faster than light…
“Drugs End All Dreams” (“dead” backronym)
"Drugs End All Dreams" is a backronym (back acronym) of the word "dead" that has been printed on many images. "Drugs End All Dreams" was printed in Newsday (Long…
“If you know how to cheat, start now”
When pitcher Ross Grimsley was with the Baltimore Orioles (1974-77), he had a very bad outing. Either Orioles Manager Earl Weaver (1930-2013) or Orioles Pitching Coach George Bamberger (1923-2004)…
“My body, my choice”
"My body, my choice" is a popular women's rights slogan that has been printed on many images. The slogan has been used for such topics as abortion and vaccination. "Me, my body,…
“School is just a really long tutorial”
“School is like a tutorial for life” is a popular saying. It's often mentioned that it's a very l-o-n-g tutorial, taking many years. "School is an 18yr long tutorial on…
“What does Pac-Man eat with his chips?”/“Guacawakamole.”
Pac-Man is a maze chase game; dots are eaten to the sound of "Waka Waka Waka." "What does Pac-Man eat? Waka Waka Waka" was posted on Twitter by Pac Man on May 10, 2017.…
“What do they say in Paris, TX?”/“Oui-haw!”
The city of Paris, Texas, was named after Paris, France. They don't usually speak French in Paris, Texas, but there are jokes. "En dishabille, as they say in Paris, Texas" was…
“Dogs can’t operate MRI machines, but catscan”
"Dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan" is a joke that has been printed on many images. A "computed tomography scan" is also known as a "CT scan" or…