“Cry me a river. Build a bridge. Get over it”
"Cry (me) a river. Build a bridge. Get over it" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. "Cry Me a River" -- to shed a lot of tears --is the title of a…
“Be a girl with a mind, a woman with attitude and a lady with class”
"Be a girl with a mind, a woman with attitude and a lady with class" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "@coshanadya: Be a girl with a mind, a woman with an attitude…
“Make today so awesome yesterday gets jealous”
"Make today so awesome yesterday gets jealous" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. "Make today so awesome that yesterday gets jealous and tomorrow can’t…
“Before something great happens, everything falls apart”
"Before something great happens, everything falls apart" is an inspirational saying that has been printed on many images. “@trvpshay: before something great happens, everything falls…
Pork Chops and Applesauce
"Pork chops and applesauce" is a popular combination. "I see an abundance of lamb chops cooking at one fire, while the other is engaged with pork chops and apple sauce" was…
“Don’t worry, beer hoppy”
"Don't worry, beer hoppy" -- a drinking pun on "Don't worry, be happy" -- is a saying that has been printed on many images. A drink containing hops is…
“Disarming innocent people does not protect innocent people”
"Disarming innocent people does not protect innocent people" is a pro-gun saying that has been printed on many images. "Liberals, how does disarming innocent people, protect innocent…
“Pizza alone won’t fill the emptiness of your soul. You’ll also need beer”
"Pizza alone won’t fill the emptiness of your soul. You’ll also need beer" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Pizza alone won't fill the emptiness of your…
“I give in to beer pressure”
"I give in to beer pressure" -- a beer pun on "peer pressure" -- is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I give into peer pressure" is another form…
“I don’t drink beer. I drink a wheat smoothie”
“I don’t drink beer. I drink a wheat smoothie" is a jocular drinking saying that has been printed on many images. "Beer is just a wheat smoothie, for the soul. Happy St…
“I ran twice today. First I ran out of beer, and then I ran to get some more”
"I ran twice today. First I ran out of beer, and then I ran to get some more" is a jocular saying about running that has been printed on many images. "I ran twice today, first i ran…
“Don’t worry, be hoppy” (beer saying)
"Don't worry, be hoppy" -- a drinking pun on "Don't worry, be happy" -- is a saying that has been printed on many images. A drink containing hops is "hoppy."…
“Beer…because you can’t drink bacon”
"Beer...because you can't drink bacon" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Beer was invented because you can't drink bacon" was posted on…
See B.S. (CBS nickname)
CBS (the initials of the original name of the Columbia Broadcasting System) is an American broadcast television and radio network. "See B.S." -- "b.s." for "bullshit"…
“IPA lot when I drink”
"IPA lot when I drink" -- "IPA" is read as "I pee a" -- is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "IPA lot when I drink too many" was posted…
“Were the exam questions difficult?”/“No, it was the answers that gave me trouble.”
Test questions aren't difficult -- test answers are. "I never had any problems with the questions on a test. It was the answers that i had trouble with" was posted on the newsgroup…
“The most nervous fruit is a pear annoyed”
"Pear annoyed" sounds a little bit like "paranoid." "The most nervous fruit is a pear annoyed. #sopunny" was posted on Twitter by Emma Marshall on March 29, 2012.…
“I Googled the phrase ‘missing medieval servant.’ It came back with ‘Page not found’”
"Courtesy of @themiltonjones live tonight in St Albans: don't try googling 'lost medieval servant boy.' You'll get 'page not found'" was posted on Twitter by…
Cabal News Network (CNN nickname)
The Cable News Network (now called CNN) began in 1980 as the first all-news 24-hour television network. Some who ridicule CNN have called it the "Cabal News Network." The word…
“What does a Chinese cowboy say?”/“Ni-haody.”
An American cowboy might say things like "Howdy!" and "Yeehaw!" What would a Chinese cowboy say? "Ni hao" is Chinese for "hello." "What does a Chinese…