“My roommate claims I’m schizophrenic. Joke’s on him, I don’t have a roommate”

A joke is told about a schizophrenic roommate. “My roommate at Res says I’m schizophrenic, which is weird because I don’t have a roommate…” was posted on Twitter by UCT Confessions on May 29, 2013. “My roommate says I have schizophrenia. Jokes on him, I don’t have a roommate” was posted on Twitter by DickButt on December 3, 2014.
 
“My roommate thinks I’m schizophrenic, but jokes on him, I don’t have a roommate” was posted on Twitter by Thomas Hanks on December 5, 2014. “My roommate says I have schizophrenia. Jokes on him! I don’t have a roommate” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on September 21, 2015.
     
 
Twitter 
UCT Confessions
@UCTConfessions
‘UCT Expression 865’
My roommate at Res says I’m schizophrenic, which is weird because I don’t have a roommate…
2:33 PM - 29 May 2013
       
Twitter
DickButt
@D1ckButt
My roommate says I have schizophrenia.
Jokes on him, I don’t have a roommate.
12:20 PM - 3 Dec 2014
 
Twitter
Thomas Hanks
@MrYeager2
My roommate thinks I’m schizophrenic, but jokes on him, I don’t have a roommate.
4:09 PM - 5 Dec 2014
     
Twitter
Pàll Àwesome
@PallAwesome
My roommate was arguing with me telling me I’m schizophrenic. Jokes on him tho, I don’t have a roommate.
12:42 AM - 22 Jan 2015
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/darkknightxda September 21, 2015
My roommate says I have schizophrenia
Jokes on him! I don’t have a roommate
   
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/migal02 October 1, 2016
My roommate claims I’m schizophrenic.
Jokes on him. I don’t have a roommate.
   
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/migal02 April 26, 2018
My roommate claims I’m schizophrenic.
Jokes on him, I don’t have a roommate.
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/migal02 June 20, 2019
My roommate claims i’m schizophrenic.
Jokes on him, I don’t have a roommate.