“There are two useless things In this world—a dull knife and an unloaded gun”
"There are 3 useless things in this world -- a dull knife, an unloaded gun & liberals" is a political saying that has been printed on many images. "There's two useless…
“There are 3 useless things in this world—a dull knife, an unloaded gun & liberals”
"There are 3 useless things in this world -- a dull knife, an unloaded gun & liberals" is a political saying that has been printed on many images. "There's two useless…
“Taco salads are best if you don’t want anyone to notice that you’re actually eating 20 tacos at once”
"Taco salads are great if you don't want anyone noticing that you're eating 20 tacos" is a saying that has been printed on many images. A taco salad is a deconstructed taco --…
“Taco salads are great if you don’t want anyone noticing that you’re eating 20 tacos”
"Taco salads are great if you don't want anyone noticing that you're eating 20 tacos" is a saying that has been printed on many images. A taco salad is a deconstructed taco --…
“Love doesn’t conquer all. Cheese does”
"Love conquers all" ("Omnia vincit amor" in Latin) is a classical saying from Eclogue X by Virgil. What does conquer all? "Love doesn't conquer all. Chocolate…
“Love doesn’t conquer all. Chocolate does”
"Love conquers all" ("Omnia vincit amor" in Latin) is a classical saying from Eclogue X by Virgil. What does conquer all? "Love doesn't conquer all. Chocolate…
“Love doesn’t conquer all. Vodka does”
"Love conquers all" ("Omnia vincit amor" in Latin) is a classical saying from Eclogue X by Virgil. What does conquer all? "Love doesn't conquer all. Chocolate…
“Love doesn’t conquer all. Tequila does”
"Love conquers all" ("Omnia vincit amor" in Latin) is a classical saying from Eclogue X by Virgil. What does conquer all? "Love doesn't conquer all. Chocolate…
“Whoever came up with the spelling for ‘receipt’ was an idiopt”
"Whoever came up with the spelling for 'receipt' was an idiopt" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The letter "p" is silent. "Whoever…
“Whoever spelled the word ‘receipt’ was a friggin idiopt”
"Whoever came up with the spelling for 'receipt' was an idiopt" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The letter "p" is silent. "Whoever…
“The best way to cope with your problems is to add new ones to distract yourself from the original ones”
"The best way to cope with your problems is to add new ones to distract yourself from the original ones" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "The best way to…
“I used to be cool, now I say things like, ‘I ate too much cheese last night’”
"I used to be cool, now I say things like, 'I ate too much cheese last night'" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. When people get older, they usually…
“People need to learn loyalty from dogs, but they learned positions”
"People need to learn loyalty from dogs, but they learned positions" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, instead of learning loyalty from dogs, many people learned…
“People needed to learn loyalty from dogs, but they learned positions”
"People need to learn loyalty from dogs, but they learned positions" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, instead of learning loyalty from dogs, many people learned…
“People need to learn loyalty from dogs”
"People need to learn loyalty from dogs, but they learned positions" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, instead of learning loyalty from dogs, many people learned…
“If your dog doesn’t like someone, you probably shouldn’t, either”
"If your dog doesn't like someone, you probably shouldn't, either" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "If your dog doesn't like someone, you probably…
“If your dog doesn’t like somebody, you probably shouldn’t, either”
"If your dog doesn't like someone, you probably shouldn't, either" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "If your dog doesn't like someone, you probably…
“My morning routine consists of talking myself out of quitting my job”
Many people think of quitting their jobs every morning. "My Monday morning routine consists of talking myself out of quitting my job" was posted on Facebook by Lisa Florio-Weigele on July…
“My Monday morning routine consists of talking myself out of quitting my job”
Many people think of quitting their jobs every morning. "My Monday morning routine consists of talking myself out of quitting my job" was posted on Facebook by Lisa Florio-Weigele on July…
“You know who really does give the best life advice, strangers on the internet”
Your best life advice probably doesn't come from complete strangers on the internet, but there are sarcastic comments that it does. "the best advice in life comes from strangers on the…