“In dog coffees, I’ve only had one”
“In dog coffees, I’ve only had one” is a jocular saying that has been pinted on many images. The saying implies that drinking about six coffees equals only one in "dog coffees."…
“I just bought a TV remote control with three buttons. I was surprised they let me pay with buttons”
"I just bought a TV remote control with three buttons. I was surprised they let me pay with buttons" was posted on X/Twitter by Crap Jokes on July 8, 2015. The first line of the joke…
“I just bought a new television remote control with fifty buttons. I was quite surprised they allowed me to pay with buttons”
"I just bought a TV remote control with three buttons. I was surprised they let me pay with buttons" was posted on X/Twitter by Crap Jokes on July 8, 2015. The first line of the joke…
“If you’re ever lost in the outdoors, just find the North Star. Its gentle twinkling will comfort you…as you slowly die”
"If you are ever lost in the woods, look for the North Star. Its twinkling will comfort you as you die" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The first sentence…
“If you are ever lost in the woods, look for the North Star. Its twinkling will comfort you as you die”
"If you are ever lost in the woods, look for the North Star. Its twinkling will comfort you as you die" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The first sentence…
“Be stubborn about your goals, and flexible about your methods”
"Be stubborn about your goals, and/but flexible about your methods" is a saying that has been printed on many images. This is similar to the older expression, "There's more than…
“Be stubborn about your goals, but flexible about your methods”
"Be stubborn about your goals, and/but flexible about your methods" is a saying that has been printed on many images. This is similar to the older expression, "There's more than…
“Be stubborn about your goals, flexible about your methods”
"Be stubborn about your goals, and/but flexible about your methods" is a saying that has been printed on many images. This is similar to the older expression, "There's more than…
“Welcome to the shit show. Hope you brought alcohol”
"Welcome to the shit show. Hope you brought alcohol" (or "Welcome to the shitshow. Hope you brought alcohol") is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying means…
“Welcome to the shitshow. Hope you brought alcohol”
"Welcome to the shit show. Hope you brought alcohol" (or "Welcome to the shitshow. Hope you brought alcohol") is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying means…
“Grilled cheese is made by burning one side and then nervously undercooking the other”
When making a grilled cheese sandwich, the bread on one side often burns. There are many jokes about this. "Is it even possible to make a grilled cheese without totally burning one side?"…
“Is it even possible to make a grilled cheese without totally burning one side?”
When making a grilled cheese sandwich, the bread on one side often burns. There are many jokes about this. "Is it even possible to make a grilled cheese without totally burning one side?"…
“Is it even grilled cheese if you don’t accidentally burn one side?”
When making a grilled cheese sandwich, the bread on one side often burns. There are many jokes about this. "Is it even possible to make a grilled cheese without totally burning one side?"…
“There are few things more upsetting than burning one side of a grilled cheese”
When making a grilled cheese sandwich, the bread on one side often burns. There are many jokes about this. "Is it even possible to make a grilled cheese without totally burning one side?"…
“One day I will be able to make grilled cheese without burning one side”
When making a grilled cheese sandwich, the bread on one side often burns. There are many jokes about this. "Is it even possible to make a grilled cheese without totally burning one side?"…
“I’m the kind of mom who burns one side of the grilled cheese, serves it with the non-burned side up and crosses her fingers”
When making a grilled cheese sandwich, the bread on one side often burns. There are many jokes about this. "Is it even possible to make a grilled cheese without totally burning one side?"…
“If you burn one side of the grilled cheese, you have to burn the other side so that they are even”
When making a grilled cheese sandwich, the bread on one side often burns. There are many jokes about this. "Is it even possible to make a grilled cheese without totally burning one side?"…
“If I burn one side of grilled cheese, should I undercook the other?”
When making a grilled cheese sandwich, the bread on one side often burns. There are many jokes about this. "Is it even possible to make a grilled cheese without totally burning one side?"…
“I heard a church is a good place to go if you collect flags. It’s where you can seek pennants”
"Penance" can sound like "pennants." There is a joke about this. "My church gives away pointy flags to those who ask forgiveness from a priest... You should go there if you…
“I’m trying to pick a good film to have on in the background while I look at my phone all night”
Many people watch their phones while they are supposedly watching a movie. This joke was posted on Facebook and X/Twitter by Very British Problems on September 12, 2025 : "I’m trying to pick…