“There is no deep state, just the state”
Many people believe that the government is run by the "deep state" -- actors who are permanent and who are outside of elected government. Other people believe that there is no "deep…
“There is no deep state, only the state”
Many people believe that the government is run by the "deep state" -- actors who are permanent and who are outside of elected government. Other people believe that there is no "deep…
Miss Manhattan (a character; a play; a musical; a statue; an artists’ model; garments; a book)
"Mss Manhattan" has been the name of a character, a play, a musical, a statue, an artists' model, garments, and a book. In the 1880s, humorous dialogue was given with such names as…
“The guy who discovered milk… What was he doing with that cow?”
Many people wonder about the first person who discovered milk from a cow. "#randomthought....to the guy who invented milk...WHAT THE HELL WAS HE DOING WITH THAT COW! O_o" was posted on…
“The first guy to discover milk probably did a lot of other weird shit”
Many people wonder about the first person who discovered milk from a cow. "#randomthought....to the guy who invented milk...WHAT THE HELL WAS HE DOING WITH THAT COW! O_o" was posted on…
“The first guy to discover milk probably did a lot of other weird stuff”
Many people wonder about the first person who discovered milk from a cow. "#randomthought....to the guy who invented milk...WHAT THE HELL WAS HE DOING WITH THAT COW! O_o" was posted on…
“Kinda weird that a restaurant called Popeyes doesn’t serve spinach”
Popeye the Sailor Man (a cartoon character) loves spinach. Popeyes Louisiana Kitchen fast food restaurants specialize in fried chicken, but not spinach. "Shouldn't a restaurant called…
“Your boyfriend wears a life jacket on the rowing machine at the gym”
"I saw a lady at the gym on the exercise bike, wearing a helmet... So I put on a life jacket and got on the rowing machine next to her" is a gym joke that has been printed on many images.…
“Your fella wears a life jacket on the rowing machine in the gym”
"I saw a lady at the gym on the exercise bike, wearing a helmet... So I put on a life jacket and got on the rowing machine next to her" is a gym joke that has been printed on many images.…
“Yer dah wears a life jacket on the rowing machine”
"I saw a lady at the gym on the exercise bike, wearing a helmet... So I put on a life jacket and got on the rowing machine next to her" is a gym joke that has been printed on many images.…
“I saw a lady at the gym on the exercise bike, wearing a helmet… So I put on a life jacket and got on the rowing machine next to her”
"I saw a lady at the gym on the exercise bike, wearing a helmet... So I put on a life jacket and got on the rowing machine next to her" is a gym joke that has been printed on many images.…
“‘Is there anything else I can assist you with today?’ No just that one thing you couldn’t assist me with thanks”
Telephone operators often try to appear helpful after being unhelpful. This was posted on X/Twitter by Jason Mustian on November 9, 2023: "'Is there anything else I can assist you with…
“The first person to eat an artichoke had to be very brave or very hungry”
An artichoke can be difficult to eat. The proper way to eat it must be learned. Many people have commented on how hungry the first person to eat an artichoke must have been. "The first person…
“Whoever figured out how to eat an artichoke must have been really hungry”
An artichoke can be difficult to eat. The proper way to eat it must be learned. Many people have commented on how hungry the first person to eat an artichoke must have been. "The first person…
“Y’all aren’t drinking enough water if you need a $75 cup to keep it cold til next Tuesday”
Many people buy an expensive cup to keep water cold for a long time -- and then don't drink water for a long time. "Y'all not drinking enough water, if you need a $50 cup to keep it…
“Finally, after all these years, I’ve got myself a sportscar. I split my eye open playing rugby”
"Sportscar" usually means "sports car," but a joke has it as "sport scar." "Finally, after all these years, I've got myself a sportscar. I split my eye open…
“Y’all not drinking enough water, if you need a $50 cup to keep it cold til Tuesday”
Many people buy an expensive cup to keep water cold for a long time -- and then don't drink water for a long time. "Y'all not drinking enough water, if you need a $50 cup to keep it…
“I hate dealing with fresh garlic. Each individual clove with their little fucking paperwork”
A clove of garlic is surrounded by layers of outer sheathing leaves, that must be removed. This was posted on X/Twitter by kate♡ on December 31, 2023: "I hate dealing with fresh garlic. Each…
“Stop making new flavors of Diet Coke. The original flavor, chemicals, is already perfect”
Many people say that Diet Coke is made of chemicals -- and that they like the chemicals. "Stop making new flavors of Diet Coke. The original flavor, chemicals, is already perfect" was…
“The black jelly bean is the best bean. Made of corn syrup, Jaegermeister, eyeshadow, and Cure songs…”
Jelly beans come in many different colors. Some people don't like the black jelly bean, while others think it's the best one. This joke about the black jelly bean was posted on X/Twitter…