Big Apple Cake (cannabis)
"Big Apple" (by Minntz) and "Big Apple Cake" (by Joke's Up) are the names of cannabis products that became available in 2020 and 2021. The packaging of "Big…
“Arroz by any other name would smell as wheat”
"Arroz" (the Spanish word for "rice") can sound like "a "rose." "A rose by any other name would smell as sweet" is a famous line from William…
“My favorite outdoor activity is getting my packages at the door and bringing them in”
Many people are not outdoor types. A comment was posted on Twitter by Laurent Perrier on April 1, 2021: "My favorite outdoors activity is getting my packages at the door and bringing them…
Big Apple (cannabis)
"Big Apple" (by Minntz) and "Big Apple Cake" (by Joke's Up) are the names of cannabis products that became available in 2020 and 2021. The packaging of "Big…
“Statistically, a gun is much less likely to be used in a crime than a Senator”
"Statistically, a gun is much less likely to be used in a crime than a senator" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Statistically, a gun is far less likely to be used…
“The magician got so mad he pulled his hare out”
"The magician got so mad he pulled his hare out. (Pun of the Day)" was posted on the newsgroup rec.humor.puns on March 8, 2002. Magicians often pull a rabbit from a hat; "pull his…
“Graduates are hotter because they have more degrees”
"'Educated people are hotter because they have more degrees' True story ρε!!!Είμαστε!!!" is a "degrees" pun that was posted on Twitter by Lna Spanious ♔ on…
“Welcome to spring, where no matter what jacket you pick, you’re wrong”
"Welcome to spring, where no matter what jacket you pick, you're wrong" is a jocular saying that has been printed on an image. "WELCOME TO SPRING WHERE NO MATTER WHAT JACKET YOU…
“If your problem can’t be fixed by coffee, tequila or sex, then I’m out of advice”
"If your problem can't be fixed by coffee, tequila or sex, then I'm out of advice" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "If your problem can't be…
“If your problem can’t be fixed by coffee, sex, money or booze, you’re kinda fucked”
"If your problem can't be fixed by coffee, tequila or sex, then I'm out of advice" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "If your problem can't be…
“If your problem can’t be fixed by coffee, tequila or foreplay, then I’m out of advice”
"If your problem can't be fixed by coffee, tequila or sex, then I'm out of advice" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "If your problem can't be…
“I thought I liked seeing movies, but turns out I like eating candy in a dark room”
Cara Weinberger posted on Twitter on December 10, 2019, a comment about movies that received over 180,000 likes: "I thought I liked seeing movies, but turns out I like eating candy in a dark…
“Educated people are hotter because they have more degrees”
"'Educated people are hotter because they have more degrees' True story ρε!!!Είμαστε!!!" is a "degrees" pun that was posted on Twitter by Lna Spanious ♔ on…
“Welcome to spring in Canada, where no matter what jacket you pick, you’re wrong”
"Welcome to spring, where no matter what jacket you pick, you're wrong" is a jocular saying that has been printed on an image. "WELCOME TO SPRING WHERE NO MATTER WHAT JACKET YOU…
“My swear jar could finance the fucking space program”
Many people put money in a swear jar after they swear. "My swear jar could finance the fucking space program" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "My swear jar…
“Sick until proven healthy is no less tyrannical than guilty until proven innocent”
"Sick until proven healthy" has been used during the Covid-19 (coronavirus) pandemic and has been compared to "guilty until proven innocent" (the opposite of "innocent…
“It’s not a Sunday unless you totally waste the whole day”
"It’s not a Sunday unless you completely waste it, then feel really sad around 8 p.m." is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on April 19,…
“What did the garlic dip say to the French fries?”/“Aioli have eyes for you.”
"Aioli have eyes for you #kitchensongs" was posted on Twitter by Sue on May 24, 2010. The joke is a pun on the famous song "I Only Have Eyes for You" (1934), by composer Harry…
“When did innocent until proven guilty become sick until proven healthy?”
"Sick until proven healthy" has been used during the Covid-19 (coronavirus) pandemic and has been compared to "guilty until proven innocent" (the opposite of "innocent…
“An omelet is just an egg quesadilla”
An omelette has been compared to an egg quesadilla. "Omelets are just egg quesadillas" was posted on Twitter by Dolph Buttermaker on December 2, 2012. "Omelettes are just egg…