“An omelette is just an egg quesadilla”
An omelette has been compared to an egg quesadilla. "Omelets are just egg quesadillas" was posted on Twitter by Dolph Buttermaker on December 2, 2012. "Omelettes are just egg…
“Innocent until proven guilty has become sick until proven healthy”
"Sick until proven healthy" has been used during the Covid-19 (coronavirus) pandemic and has been compared to "guilty until proven innocent" (the opposite of "innocent…
“Omelets are just egg quesadillas”
An omelette has been compared to an egg quesadilla. "Omelets are just egg quesadillas" was posted on Twitter by Dolph Buttermaker on December 2, 2012. "Omelettes are just egg…
“Aioli have eyes for you”
"Aioli have eyes for you #kitchensongs" was posted on Twitter by Sue on May 24, 2010. The joke is a pun on the famous song "I Only Have Eyes for You" (1934), by composer Harry…
“Quiche is like a baked omelet in a pie shell”
Entry in progress -- BP Wikipedia: QuicheQuiche (/ˈkiːʃ/ KEESH) is a French tart consisting of pastry crust filled with savoury custard and pieces of cheese, meat, seafood or vegetables. The…
“Absolute safety enslaves absolutely”
"Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely" was written by Lord Acton (1834-1902). There have been many variants of this famous saying. "Absolute safety enslaves…
“Omelettes are just egg quesadillas”
An omelette has been compared to an egg quesadilla. "Omelets are just egg quesadillas" was posted on Twitter by Dolph Buttermaker on December 2, 2012. "Omelettes are just egg…
“Fact checkers didn’t even exist until the ugly truth started to get out”
"Fact checkers didn’t exist until the truth started coming/getting out" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "FACT CHECKERS DIDN'T EVEN EXIST UNTIL THE UGLY TRUTH…
“You might as well go ahead and pronounce the ‘P’ in ‘raspberry.’ Nothing matters anymore”
"Salmon" has a silent letter "L." "You might as well go ahead and pronounce the 'L' in 'salmon.' Nothing matters anymore" was posted on Twitter by…
“Fact checkers didn’t exist until the truth started getting out”
"Fact checkers didn’t exist until the truth started coming/getting out" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "FACT CHECKERS DIDN'T EVEN EXIST UNTIL THE UGLY TRUTH…
“Fact checkers didn’t exist until the truth started to get out”
"Fact checkers didn’t exist until the truth started coming/getting out" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "FACT CHECKERS DIDN'T EVEN EXIST UNTIL THE UGLY TRUTH…
“You might as well go ahead and pronounce the ‘G’ in ‘lasagna.’ Nothing matters anymore”
"Salmon" has a silent letter "L." "You might as well go ahead and pronounce the 'L' in 'salmon.' Nothing matters anymore" was posted on Twitter by…
“Fact checkers didn’t exist until the truth started coming out”
"Fact checkers didn’t exist until the truth started coming/getting out" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "FACT CHECKERS DIDN'T EVEN EXIST UNTIL THE UGLY TRUTH…
“You might as well just pronounce the ‘L’ in ‘salmon.’ Nothing really matters anymore”
"Salmon" has a silent letter "L." "You might as well go ahead and pronounce the 'L' in 'salmon.' Nothing matters anymore" was posted on Twitter by…
“You might as well go ahead and pronounce the ‘G’ in ‘lasagne.’ Nothing matters anymore”
"Salmon" has a silent letter "L." "You might as well go ahead and pronounce the 'L' in 'salmon.' Nothing matters anymore" was posted on Twitter by…
“Does anyone know where i can get an extended warranty for my car?”
Spam calls and internet messages about car warranties are the subject of many jokes. "Anyone know where I can get an extended warranty on my car?" was posted on Twitter by gregprice on…
“What’s the difference between an amateur thief and a professional thief?” (joke)
A riddle about professional robbery was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on April 25, 2017: Q: What's the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief?A: An amateur thief says,…
“April Fool’s Day is the one day of the year when people critically evaluate news articles”
"April 1st: the only day of the year people critically evaluate things they find on the internet before accepting them as true" is an April Fool's Day saying that has been printed on…
“Does anyone know where I can get an extended car warranty?”
Spam calls and internet messages about car warranties are the subject of many jokes. "Anyone know where I can get an extended warranty on my car?" was posted on Twitter by gregprice on…
“Now that April Fool’s day is over, everything on the internet is true again” (April 2)
“April 1st: the only day people critically evaluate things on the internet before believing them” is a jocular saying about April Fools' Day. "Hooray, April fool's day is over.…