“What baseball team do dentists root for?”/“The Yanks.”
A New York Yankees ("Yanks") have had several dentist puns. "If a dentist played on a baseball team, which team would he play for? (...) The Yanks!" was printed in Boys'…
“April Fools’ Day is over. Everything on the internet is true again!”
“April 1st: the only day people critically evaluate things on the internet before believing them” is a jocular saying about April Fools' Day. "Hooray, April fool's day is over.…
“What baseball team would a dentist play for?”/“The Yanks.”
A New York Yankees ("Yanks") have had several dentist puns. "If a dentist played on a baseball team, which team would he play for? (...) The Yanks!" was printed in Boys'…
“April 1st: the only day people critically evaluate things on the internet before believing them”
"April 1st: the only day of the year people critically evaluate things they find on the internet before accepting them as true" is an April Fool's Day saying that has been printed on…
“A bagel is just a savory donut”
Bagels have been compared to donuts/doughnuts. "I know what bagels are (a kind of savoury donut, in a way)" was posted on the newsgroup alt.support.diabetes on July 21, 2007. "Are…
“The CEO of IKEA was just elected president in Sweden. He should have his cabinet together…”
IKEA is a multinational conglomerate, that designs and sells ready-to-assemble furniture. Some of the furniture can be difficult to assemble. "In Sweden the CEO of IKEA was just elected…
“Tomorrow is April Fools’ Day. Believe nothing and trust no one. Just like any other day” (March 31)
"Today/Tomorrow is April Fools' Day. Believe nothing and trust no one. Just like any other day" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "RT @CallMeeDaddyy Tomorrow is…
“If you need a vaccine passport to ‘return to normal,’ you’re not returning to normal”
"Vaccine passports" were proposed in 2021 as a solution to "return to normal." "Just a reminder, if you need a vaccine passport to 'return to normal', you’re…
“April Fools’ Day. Believe nothing and trust nobody. Just like any other day”
"Today/Tomorrow is April Fools' Day. Believe nothing and trust no one. Just like any other day" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "RT @CallMeeDaddyy Tomorrow is…
“4am is when it changes from very late to very early”
"4am, It's either very late or very early" was posted on Twitter by Polly Boyette on May 28, 2012. "4am is a crazy time because you can either see it as very late or very…
“Today is April Fools’ Day. Believe nothing and trust no one. Just like any other day” (April 1)
"Today/Tomorrow is April Fools' Day. Believe nothing and trust no one. Just like any other day" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "RT @CallMeeDaddyy Tomorrow is…
“4am is the time of day you’re either awake very late or very early”
"4am, It's either very late or very early" was posted on Twitter by Polly Boyette on May 28, 2012. "4am is a crazy time because you can either see it as very late or very…
“What kind of running means walking?”/“Running out of gas.”
A running riddle is: Q: What kind of running means walking?A: Running out of gas. The riddle was printed in the book The Zaniest Riddle Book in the World (1984) by Joseph Rosenbloom. Google…
“May everything you want this weekend be within reach of the couch”
"May everything you want this weekend be within reach of the/your couch" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "May everything you want this weekend be within reach of…
“Dear God, thank you for these noodles. Ramen”
"Ramen" (noodles) sounds like "amen." "Dear God, thank you for these noodles that im about to eat. Ramen" was posted on Twitter by Rashida on September 28, 2011.…
“What do you call a housekeeper who is an anti-vaxxer?”/“Mrs. Doubtpfizer.”
"Mrs. Doubtpfizer" was posted on Twitter by Matt Sullivan on December 20, 2020. The name is a portmanteau of Mrs. Doubtfire (a 1993 American comedy-drama film) and Prfizer (an American…
“Heard ye ma’s an anti vaxxer, calls herself Mrs. Doubtpfizer”
"Mrs. Doubtpfizer" was posted on Twitter by Matt Sullivan on December 20, 2020. The name is a portmanteau of Mrs. Doubtfire (a 1993 American comedy-drama film) and Prfizer (an American…
“Teach a man to fish and he has to buy a boat and a truck”
“Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime" is a popular saying. There are many jocular variations. "Give a man a fish and you feed…
“May everything you want this weekend be within the reach of your couch”
"May everything you want this weekend be within reach of the/your couch" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "May everything you want this weekend be within reach of…
Mrs. Doubtpfizer (Mrs. Doubtfire + Pfizer)
"Mrs. Doubtpfizer" was posted on Twitter by Matt Sullivan on December 20, 2020. The name is a portmanteau of Mrs. Doubtfire (a 1993 American comedy-drama film) and Prfizer (an American…