“A crab walks into a bar…” (bar joke)
“A guy walks into a bar…” is a typical form of what has been called the “bar joke.” A crab version is:
“A crab walks into a bar. The bartender says, ‘Sorry, I can’t serve you. You’re already walking sideways.’”
A crab walks sideways, but a person walking sideways is usually drunk. The joke was posted on Twitter in 2012 and on Reddit—Jokes in 2018.
Twitter
Ryan Hannon
@ryanhannon91
A crab walks into a bar. The bartender says ‘I’m not serving you’.The crab says ’ Why not? Bartender says’ Your sideways already!! LOL
6:35 PM · May 28, 2012·Twitter Web Client
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/SwannyWilkinson September 13, 2018
A crab walks into a bar…
The Barman says “I can’t serve you mate, you’re already walking sideways”.
Twitter
SelkTheHermitCrab
@SelkThe
A crab walks into a bar ...
The bartender says “I’m afraid I can’t serve you. You’re already walking sideways!”
Gotta love a dumb joke.
7:48 PM · Nov 21, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
Horseshoe Bossier
@Horseshoe_BC
” #HorseshoeFUN
5:28 PM · Jan 3, 2020·Khoros Publishing
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Jack Smith
@MrJackLiamSmith
More crabs than you can shake a lobster at today
@willowshigh Inundated with requests for a joke again(not even 1)but anyway- Crab walks into a bar, barman says, “I can’t serve you, you’re already walking sideways” That’s it from me I promise! Bendigedig
@WillowsWellbei3
11:44 AM · Jul 9, 2020 from Cardiff, Wales·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
Kit Powell
@powellcm
Crab goes into a bar, the bartender says I can’t serve you, you’re already walking sideways
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7:36 AM · Mar 13, 2021·IFTTT
Twitter
Don’s Crab Shack
@donscrabshack
A crab walks into a bar…
The Barman says “I can’t serve you mate, you’re already walking sideways”.
Twitter
nacho なるみ
@Narumi_na1999
A crab walks into a bar…
And the barman says:
“I can’t serve you mate, you’re alreay walking sideways”.
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9:34 AM · May 1, 2021·Twitter for Android
12:27 AM · Apr 28, 2021·Twitter for iPhone