“If a bagel can have everything, so can you”
"If a bagel can have everything, so can I/you" (also "If bagels can have everything, so can I/you") is a jocular motivational saying that has been printed on many images. An…
“If a bagel can have everything, so can I”
"If a bagel can have everything, so can I/you" (also "If bagels can have everything, so can I/you") is a jocular motivational saying that has been printed on many images. An…
“I was making soup last night and the recipe called for 5 potatoes cubed. 125 potatoes seems a bit excessive, doesn’t it?”
"Five potatoes cubed" means to slice the five potatoes into cubes. It does not mean 5 x 5 x 5 = 125 potatoes, but there are jokes. "Making soup and it calls for 'eight potatoes…
“The recipe for the curry I just made called for ‘5 potatoes, cubed’. Correct me if I’m wrong, but 125 potatoes seems a wee bit excessive”
"Five potatoes cubed" means to slice the five potatoes into cubes. It does not mean 5 x 5 x 5 = 125 potatoes, but there are jokes. "Making soup and it calls for 'eight potatoes…
“Making soup and it calls for ‘eight potatoes cubed.’ Where am I supposed to get 512 potatoes?”
"Five potatoes cubed" means to slice the five potatoes into cubes. It does not mean 5 x 5 x 5 = 125 potatoes, but there are jokes. "Making soup and it calls for 'eight potatoes…
“Olives are the perfect snack for anyone who loves the taste of drowning at sea”
Olives have an unusual taste. This was posted on X/Twitter by Jessie 🦇 on December 13, 2018, and it received over 3,700 likes: "Olives are the perfect snack for anyone who loves the taste…
“Is there a reason Uncle Sam is the most stilt friendly costume?”
The character "Uncle Sam" on stilts is a feature of many parades, especially Fourth of July parades. The character of "Uncle Sam" is usually pictured as a tall individual. Uncle…
“All these advances in technology, but nobody wants to do anything about printers”
Many people have noticed advances in technology, but that printers still don't work well. "there have been great advances in technology, except in the printing industry. FUCK…
“Someone needs to explain to me why wanting clean drinking water makes you an activist…”
"Why does wanting clean drinking water make you an activist, while poisoning it doesn't make a corporation a terrorist?" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying…
“Why does wanting clean drinking water make you an activist, while poisoning it doesn’t make a corporation a terrorist?”
"Why does wanting clean drinking water make you an activist, while poisoning it doesn't make a corporation a terrorist?" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying…
“The safest surveillance system is the one that doesn’t exist”
"The safest surveillance system is the one that doesn’t exist" is shown on an image that was posted on Facebook by DeFlock America · Rusty Shackeferd on September 13, 2026. The image…
“Your next Chinese meal will bring you more cookies!” (fortune cookie)
"Your next Chinese meal will bring you more cookies!" is a fortune cookie saying that has been printed on many images. This fortune was shown on Reddit -- Fortunecookies on July 15, 2024.…
Big Apple Bonus (rewards for owners and trainers to enter horses at Belmont Park, 2026)
The New York Racing Association began a program called "Big Apple Bonus" in September 2026, to coincide with the re-opening of the renovated Belmont Park. Owners and trainers were offered…
The Most Important Room in the World (United Nations Security Council chamber)
Entry in progress -- BP402 Wikipedia: Headquarters of the United Nations The headquarters of the United Nations (UN) is on 17 to 18 acres (6.9 to 7.3 ha) of grounds in the Turtle Bay neighborhood…
Texas of Europe (Finland nickname)
Entry in progress -- BP401 Wikipedia: Finland Finland, officially the Republic of Finland, is a Nordic country in Northern Europe. It borders Sweden to the northwest, Norway to the north, and…
“You’d think the Constitution was younger, given how hard Republicans are trying to f- it”
"You'd think the Constitution was younger, given how hard Republicans are trying to fuck it" is a political saying that has been printed on many images. The saying refers to the…
“It’s so annoying when you want to break off a little square of chocolate and it snaps wrong, so you have to eat the other eight squares”
Chocolate bars often have little squares so that a person can just eat a small part of it, but some people want to eat the whole thing. This was posted on Facebook by Dad Jokes on May 6, 2026, and…
“Honestly, nobody wants a better smartphone. Everyone just wants their dog to live to be like 60. Get your priorities straight, science”
"Honestly, nobody wants a better phone/smartphone. Everyone just wants their dog to live to be 60. Get your priorities straight, science" is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
“Honestly, nobody wants a better phone. Everyone just wants their dog to live to be 60. Get your priorities straight, science”
"Honestly, nobody wants a better phone/smartphone. Everyone just wants their dog to live to be 60. Get your priorities straight, science" is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
“If you are an ocean, be an ocean. Don’t be a pond just because people can’t swim”
"If you are an ocean, be an ocean. Don’t be a pond just because people can’t swim" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying means that if you're great, be…