“Merry, blessed and Christmas obsessed”
"Stressed, blessed and Christmas obsessed" is a Christmas season saying that has been printed on many images. Many people find Christmas shopping to be stressful. "Blessed, stressed,…
“Thankful, blessed and Christmas obsessed”
"Stressed, blessed and Christmas obsessed" is a Christmas season saying that has been printed on many images. Many people find Christmas shopping to be stressful. "Blessed, stressed,…
“Stressed, blessed and Christmas obsessed”
"Stressed, blessed and Christmas obsessed" is a Christmas season saying that has been printed on many images. Many people find Christmas shopping to be stressful. "Blessed, stressed,…
“Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?”/“Because they have a lot of spirit.”
Ghosts are spirits, but can they be spirit leaders like cheerleaders? "Q: Why do ghosts make great cheerleaders? A: Because they have lots of spirit" was printed in the Tulsa (OK) World…
Aunt Columbia (partner of Uncle Sam)
Wikipedia: Columbia (personification) Columbia (/kəˈlʌmbiə/; kə-LUM-bee-ə), also known as Lady Columbia or Miss Columbia, is a female national personification of the United States. It was…
Aunt Victoria (Queen Victoria, contemporary with Uncle Sam)
Entry in progress -- BP406 Queen Victoria Victoria (Alexandrina Victoria; 24 May 1819 – 22 January 1901) was Queen of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland from 20 June 1837 until her…
“Tough time for anyone who studied government or history or ethics or social studies or art or medicine or law or political science or regular science”
"Tough time for anyone who studied government or history or ethics or social studies or art or medicine or law or political science or regular science" was posted on Threads by…
“What a tough time for anyone who studied government or history or ethics or social studies or art or medicine or law or political science or regular science”
"Tough time for anyone who studied government or history or ethics or social studies or art or medicine or law or political science or regular science" was posted on Threads by…
“It’s kinda fucked that musicians eat sandwiches by placing them inside trombones and honking them into each other’s mouths”
Some old cartoons showed musicians eating by putting food in a horn instrument and blowing it to another person. This was posted on X/Twitter by Dee on April 17, 2017, and it received over 3,400…
Honkwiching (honk + sandwich + -ing)
Some old cartoons showed musicians eating by putting food in a horn instrument and blowing it to another person. This was posted on X/Twitter by Dee on April 17, 2017, and it received over 3,400…
“Ghosts make great cheerleaders because they have lots of spirit”
Ghosts are spirits, but can they be spirit leaders like cheerleaders? "Q: Why do ghosts make great cheerleaders? A: Because they have lots of spirit" was printed in the Tulsa (OK) World…
“I quit my job as an escapologist. I couldn’t get out of it quick enough”
If you book an escapology course, or you have an escapologist job, they can be hard to get out of fast enough. Or so the jokes/puns have it. "I hated my job as an escapologist. I couldn't…
“I hated my job as an escapologist. I couldn’t get out of it quick enough”
If you book an escapology course, or you have an escapologist job, they can be hard to get out of fast enough. Or so the jokes/puns have it. "I hated my job as an escapologist. I couldn't…
“I accidentally booked myself onto an escapology course. I’m really struggling to get out of it”
If you book an escapology course, or you have an escapologist job, they can be hard to get out of fast enough. Or so the jokes/puns have it. "I hated my job as an escapologist. I couldn't…
“Live, Laugh, Love. If that doesn’t work, Load, Aim and Fire”
"Live, Laugh, Love. If that doesn't work, Load, Aim and Fire" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The joke reflects the gun culture in the United States. If…
“Live, Laugh, Love. If that doesn’t work, Raise, Aim and Fire”
"Live, Laugh, Love. If that doesn't work, Load, Aim and Fire" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The joke reflects the gun culture in the United States. If…
“As my final act of failure, I’ll do masters”
Some people believe that going back to school for another degree (such as a master's) is a failure and just an avoidance of getting a job. "as my final act of failure i'll do…
“As my final act of failure, I’ll get a PhD”
Some people believe that going back to school for another degree (such as a master's) is a failure and just an avoidance of getting a job. "as my final act of failure i'll do…
“You can be your own Secret Santa with enough tequila and Amazon Prime”
Can someone play Secret Santa and surprise one's own self with a gift? Well, perhaps getting drunk (or sleepy) and forgetting will help. "You can be your own Secret Santa with Ambien and…
“You can be your own Secret Santa with vodka and Amazon Prime”
Can someone play Secret Santa and surprise one's own self with a gift? Well, perhaps getting drunk (or sleepy) and forgetting will help. "You can be your own Secret Santa with Ambien and…