“If money grew on trees, girls wouldn’t mind dating monkeys”
"If money grew on trees, girls would date monkeys" (or "If money grew on trees, girls wouldn't mind dating monkeys") is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
“Everything is connected… mostly by stupidity”
"Everything is connected... mostly by stupidity" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Everything is connected, mostly by stupidity" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“Babe what’s wrong, you don’t like pumpkin spice wartime election eclipse hurricane season?”
In the fall of the election year of 2024, many events happened at the same time. This was posted on X/Twitter by Amanda Fortini on October 1, 2024, and received over 75,000 likes: "Babe…
“Wouldn’t an ‘all butter croissant’ be butter?”
What is an "all butter croissant"? And do you put butter on it? "How is it that an 'all butter' croissant is not just a big pile of butter...?" was posted on X/Twitter…
“Very excited for this hide my fat weather”
"Very excited for this hide my fat weather" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Cold weather means wearing more clothing to hide fat. "I'm ready for hoodie weather…
“Coffee. Because fuck this fucking shit”
"Coffee. Because fuck this fucking shit" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "COFFEE Because FUCK THIS FUCKING SHIT" (printed on a spoon) was available fo…
“FYI, you pee on a jellyfish sting, not a jelly stain. Again my apologies to the lady at the Waffle House this morning”
"FYI, you pee on a jellyfish sting, not a jelly stain. Again my apologies to the lady at the Waffle House this morning" is a joke that has been printed on many images. "Found out…
“Just had a sage and onion enema. It’s knocked the stuffing out of me”
Sage & onion stuffing is a popular recipe, and it's been used in a joke. "Just had a sage and onion enema. It has knocked the stuffing out of me" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“The closest that I’ve gotten to murder: Holding Oreos under the milk until the bubbles stop”
Oreos (sandwich cookies) are often dunked in milk, and there's a joke about that. "The closest that I've gotten to murder: Holding Oreos under the milk until the bubbles stop"…
“You should be allowed to leave work early if you miss your pet”
"You should be allowed to leave work early if you miss your dog" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people love their pets more than they love working. "You…
“Trunk or Treat” (“trick or treat” from a vehicle’s trunk)
"Trunk or Treat" is a variation of "trick or treat" from a vehicle's trunk. Google Groups: alt.religion.mormon Whats "appropriate" in the chapel??…
“You should be allowed to leave work early if you miss your cat”
"You should be allowed to leave work early if you miss your dog" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people love their pets more than they love working. "You…
“You should be allowed to leave work early if you miss your dog”
"You should be allowed to leave work early if you miss your dog" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people love their pets more than they love working. "You…
“Found out today that you’re supposed to urinate on a jellyfish sting, NOT a jellyroll stain. Sorry, fat stranger”
"FYI, you pee on a jellyfish sting, not a jelly stain. Again my apologies to the lady at the Waffle House this morning" is a joke that has been printed on many images. "Found out…
“If it can’t be fixed with garlic bread, it can’t be fixed”
Many people love garlic bread, and they believe that it can fix any meal. "Garlic bread fixes everything" was posted on X/Twitter by Nichole on May 1, 2010. " I'm pretty sure…
“I was walking along the street the other day when I slipped in dog shit…” (joke)
A joke -- cited in pint since at least 1991 -- has a man walking on the sidewalk when he slips on dog shit. He gets up, and then another person slips on the same dog shit. "I just did…
WTF (Wine Time Finally)
"WTF (Wine Time Finally)" is an initialism that has been printed on many mages. "WTF" usually stands for "What The Fuck?" "WTF. Wine time finally" was posted…
WTF (Wine Turkey Family)
"WTF (Wine Turkey Family)" is a Thanksgiving initialism that has been printed on many mages. "WTF" usually stands for "What The Fuck?" "WTF Wine Turkey…
“Garlic bread fixes everything”
Many people love garlic bread, and they believe that it can fix any meal. "Garlic bread fixes everything" was posted on X/Twitter by Nichole on May 1, 2010. " I'm pretty sure…
“Garlic bread can fix anything”
Many people love garlic bread, and they believe that it can fix any meal. "Garlic bread fixes everything" was posted on X/Twitter by Nichole on May 1, 2010. " I'm pretty sure…