“Most of my tweets go straight to video”
When a movie is bad and can't be shown in theaters, it was sometimes said that it goes straight to video (or DVD). Some tweets.posts are used in this joke. "Most of my Tweets go…
“Most of my posts go straight to DVD”
When a movie is bad and can't be shown in theaters, it was sometimes said that it goes straight to video (or DVD). Some tweets.posts are used in this joke. "Most of my Tweets go…
“If you’re pronounced dead when your heart stops beating, why aren’t you pronounced alive when your heart starts beating?”
"If we are pronounced dead when our heart stops, why are we not pronounced alive when our heart starts?" is a pro-life (anti-abortion) saying that has been printed on many images.…
“Never has a generation so diligently recorded itself accomplishing so little”
"Never before has a generation so diligently recorded themselves accomplishing so little" (or "Never has a generation so diligently recorded itself accomplishing so little") is…
“Never before has a generation so diligently recorded themselves accomplishing so little”
"Never before has a generation so diligently recorded themselves accomplishing so little" (or "Never has a generation so diligently recorded itself accomplishing so little") is…
“If we can’t say someone is dead until their heart stops beating, why can’t we say someone is alive when their heart starts beating?”
"If we are pronounced dead when our heart stops, why are we not pronounced alive when our heart starts?" is a pro-life (anti-abortion) saying that has been printed on many images.…
“Life with a dog consists of 90% following each other around and wondering what the other is eating”
"Living with a dog is 90% following each other around, watching each other go potty, and wondering what the other has in their mouth" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many…
“Living with a dog consists of 90% following each around, watching each other go potty, and wondering what the other has in their mouth”
"Living with a dog is 90% following each other around, watching each other go potty, and wondering what the other has in their mouth" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many…
“Living with a toddler is 90% following each other around, watching each other go potty, and wondering what the other has in their mouth”
"Living with a toddler is 90% following each other around, watching each other go potty, and wondering what the other has in their mouth" was posted on Facebook by April M Ponder on March…
“Crab legs. Delicious, but too much work for the amount of meat you get out of them”
Some seafood has so little meat that it's hardly worth the effort to catch and cook. "Crab legs. Delicious, but too much work for the amount of meat you get out of them" was posted…
“Him: Did you adopt your dog? Me: No, he’s my biological dog.”
"Just got asked 'did you adopt your dog?' What a dumb question because it's not my biological dog son so yes he's adopted" was posted on X/Twitter by Keith on October…
“Did you adopt your dog?”/“No, he’s my biological dog.”
"Just got asked 'did you adopt your dog?' What a dumb question because it's not my biological dog son so yes he's adopted" was posted on X/Twitter by Keith on October…
“No matter who you vote for, the rich stay rich, the poor stay poor and the bombs never stop”
"No matter who you vote for, the rich stay rich, the poor stay poor and the bombs never stop" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "No matter who you vote for, the rich…
“No matter who you vote for, the rich stay rich, the poor stay poor and the wars never end”
"No matter who you vote for, the rich stay rich, the poor stay poor and the bombs never stop" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "No matter who you vote for, the rich…
“No matter who you vote for the bombs won’t stop”
"No matter who you vote for, the rich stay rich, the poor stay poor and the bombs never stop" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "No matter who you vote for, the rich…
“No matter who you vote for, the rich get richer, the poor get poorer and the bombs never stop falling”
"No matter who you vote for, the rich stay rich, the poor stay poor and the bombs never stop" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "No matter who you vote for, the rich…
“From the Big Orange to the Big Apple” (Saturday Night Live film short, 1977)
"From the Big Orange to the Big Apple" is a home movie (film short) that aired on the television show Saturday Night Live on February 26, 1977. American actress, comedian and writer Lily…
“No matter who you vote for, the debt keeps rising and the bombs keep dropping”
"No matter who you vote for, the rich stay rich, the poor stay poor and the bombs never stop" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "No matter who you vote for, the rich…
“Don’t like that ciabatta bread was invented in 1982. That’s too late for them to be inventing new types of bread”
Bread is an ancient food, and many people are surprised to learn that ciabatta bread was invented in 1982. This was posted on X/Twitter by DΔΠTE on April 23, 2024, and it received over 56,000…
“Eating popcorn happens in two distinct phases- phase one is eating the kernels one at a time in a civilized manner ...”
A comment about the ways to eat popcorn was post on X/Twitter by Ron Iver on January 14, 2021, and this received over 4,600 likes: "Eating popcorn happens in two distinct phases- phase one is…