“Someone called me lazy today. I almost responded”
"Someone called me lazy today. I almost responded" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker is too lazy to respond to an insult. "Someone called me lazy…
“I feel I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and take a nap until that feeling passes”
X/Twitter Steven David @thestevendavid I feel I should clean the house, so I'm going to lie down and take a nap until that feeling passes. 11:33 AM · Jan 1, 2025
“Everything tastes better on Friday”
X/Twitter CoCo @unhingebinge Everything tastes better on Friday! 9:08 AM · May 1, 2026
“Never let anyone treat you like a yellow Starburst. You are a pink Starburst”
"Never let anyone treat you like a yellow Starburst. You are a pink Starburst" is a jocular motivational saying that has been printed on many images. “Don’t let anyone treat you like…
“Most of my decisions are loosely based on whether or not it’s illegal, or merely frowned upon”
"Most of my decisions are loosely based on whether or not it’s illegal, or merely frowned upon" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker is joking about his…
“If vaccines worked, only the elite would be vaccinated”
"If vaccines worked, only the elite would be vaccinated" is an anti-vaccination saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker believes that the elite operate on what is best…
St. Louis Sushi (pickle roll-up)
Wikipedia: Minnesota sushi Minnesota sushi is a type of roll that is popular in the Midwestern United States. The dish goes by different names in different regions and is also known as midwest…
Negro Independence Day (June 19th)
"Black Independence Day" (formerly called "Negro Independence Day") is June 19th, also called "Juneteenth". Other names for this day are Emancipation Day,"…
Entry in progress—BP382
Entry in progress -- BP
Entry in progress—BP381
Entry in progress -- BP
“Hello Bluesky, my old friend. It seems that Twitter’s broke again”
"Hello darkness, my old friend. I've come to talk with you again" are the famous opening lines to the song "The Sound of SIlence" (1964) by Simon & Garfunkel. Parodies…
“Hello Bluesky, my old friend. I’ve come to talk with you again”
"Hello darkness, my old friend. I've come to talk with you again" are the famous opening lines to the song "The Sound of SIlence" (1964) by Simon & Garfunkel. Parodies…
“Hello Facebook, my old friend. I’ve come to scroll through you again”
"Hello darkness, my old friend. I've come to talk with you again" are the famous opening lines to the song "The Sound of SIlence" (1964) by Simon & Garfunkel. Parodies…
“Hello Facebook, my old friend. I’ve come to post on you again”
"Hello darkness, my old friend. I've come to talk with you again" are the famous opening lines to the song "The Sound of SIlence" (1964) by Simon & Garfunkel. Parodies…
“Earth Day is just a made-up holiday by big bang to sell more planets”
Some people say, jokingly, that Earth Day (April 22nd) is just a made up holiday, like Valentine's Day, to sell more products. “@theguydf: Earth Day is just a made up holiday to sell…
“Earth Day is just a made up holiday to sell globes”
Some people say, jokingly, that Earth Day (April 22nd) is just a made up holiday, like Valentine's Day, to sell more products. “@theguydf: Earth Day is just a made up holiday to sell…
“Earth Day is just a made up holiday to sell more planets”
Some people say, jokingly, that Earth Day (April 22nd) is just a made up holiday, like Valentine's Day, to sell more products. “@theguydf: Earth Day is just a made up holiday to sell…
“Earth Day is just a made up holiday to sell more earths”
Some people say, jokingly, that Earth Day (April 22nd) is just a made up holiday, like Valentine's Day, to sell more products. “@theguydf: Earth Day is just a made up holiday to sell…
“Hello Twitter, my old friend. I’ve come to waste my time again”
"Hello darkness, my old friend. I've come to talk with you again" are the famous opening lines to the song "The Sound of SIlence" (1964) by Simon & Garfunkel. Parodies…
Midnight Moment (Times Square billboards)
Times Square's "Midnight Moment," called "the world's largest and longest-running digital public art program," began in 2012. Every night, from 11:57 p.m. until…