“Philosophy majors be like I got a thought due tomorrow”
People sometimes joke that philosophy majors work on thoughts. "Philosophy majors be like ugh i have a thought due tomorrow 😫" was posted on X/Twitter by king on October 30, 2019, and…
“You know you’re old when you’re entering your birth year online and have to spin that thing like you’re on Price is Right!”
People are often required to scroll down for their birth year. For old people, it can be a lot of scrolling. "You know you're getting old when you have to scroll down to find your birth…
“You know you’re old when you’re entering your birth year online and have to spin that thing like you’re on Wheel of Fortune”
People are often required to scroll down for their birth year. For old people, it can be a lot of scrolling. "You know you're getting old when you have to scroll down to find your birth…
“You know you’re getting old when you have to scroll down to find your birth year”
People are often required to scroll down for their birth year. For old people, it can be a lot of scrolling. "You know you're getting old when you have to scroll down to find your birth…
“That scroll to find your year of birth is becoming increasingly offensive smh”
People are often required to scroll down for their birth year. For old people, it can be a lot of scrolling. "You know you're getting old when you have to scroll down to find your birth…
“The year I was born getting a little far on that little scrolly thing”
People are often required to scroll down for their birth year. For old people, it can be a lot of scrolling. "You know you're getting old when you have to scroll down to find your birth…
“Do you know why Americans call it fast food? Because it speeds them on the way to the grave”
"They call it fast food because it gets you to the grave faster" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying means that "fast food" is not healthy food. The…
“It’s called fast food because it speeds you up to your grave”
"They call it fast food because it gets you to the grave faster" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying means that "fast food" is not healthy food. The…
“They call it fast food because it gets you to the grave faster”
"They call it fast food because it gets you to the grave faster" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying means that "fast food" is not healthy food. The…
“Apparently, ‘Good morning, fellow prisoners’ is not considered a positive way to start the shift”
"Apparently, 'What's up, inmates?' is not an acceptable way to greet your coworkers in the morning" is a jocular work saying that has been printed on many images.…
“Apparently, ‘What’s up, inmates?’ is not an acceptable way to greet your coworkers on a Monday morning”
"Apparently, 'What's up, inmates?' is not an acceptable way to greet your coworkers in the morning" is a jocular work saying that has been printed on many images.…
“Apparently, ‘What’s up, inmates?’ is not an acceptable way to greet your coworkers in the morning”
"Apparently, 'What's up, inmates?' is not an acceptable way to greet your coworkers in the morning" is a jocular work saying that has been printed on many images.…
“Soup is called that bc when u eat it ur so up”
"Soup," as some have pointed out, can be broken into the two words "so up." "New AP style rules (...) soup is now spelled so-up" was posted on X/Twitter by David…
“First day of my levitation course today, and I went straight to the top of the class!”
Most people want to go to the top of the class, but academically, not literally. Of course, there's a joke. "funnyoneliners: First day of my levitation course today, and I went straight…
“The ONLY people who stay well are those who stay well away from doctors”
"The ONLY people who stay well are those who stay well away from doctors" is a saying that has been printed on several images. The medical industry, it's often said, makes more money…
“America is cosplaying 1776 while walking straight into 1984”
"America is cosplaying 1776 while walking straight into 1984" is a saying that has been printed on several images. “1984” refers to George Orwell’s novel, 1984, that depicts a big,…
“The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion”
"The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying means that your example (your actions) is more important that your…
Big Allah
Zohran Mamdani became New York City's first Muslim mayor when he took office in 2026. Conservative political commentator Mark Steyn wrote the article "Big Apple, Big Allah" on…
“The big apple gets a disproportionate share of the national sap” (1909)
A 1909 citation by Harper's editor Edward Sandford Martin (1856-1939) is often given as the first citation of "the Big Apple" to mean New York City. It probably shouldn't be…
“The Great Big Red Apple that grows in the very top of the tree” (1917)
The moniker of "Land of the Big Red Apple" (for apple-growing regions) and the saying of "Big apples are top of the barrel/tree" were very popular in the 1900s and 1910s. Peter…