Marry Me Pasta
"Engagement Chicken" led to "Marry Me Chicken," and other similarly named recipes. A woman who cooks such a dish for a man will impress him so much that they become…
Marry Me Recipe
"Engagement Chicken" led to "Marry Me Chicken," and other similarly named recipes. A woman who cooks such a dish for a man will impress him so much that they become…
“The best thing about insomnia is the extra meal you get each day…”
People with insomnia can't sleep, and they often eat more. This was posted on X/Twitter by Boyd's Backyard™ on February 10, 2015, and it received over 4,800 likes: "The best thing…
“We’ve got more ‘marry me’ recipes in circulation than ever and yet the marriage rates keep falling. All those sun-dried tomatoes died for nothing”
"Engagement Chicken" led to "Marry Me Chicken," and other similarly named recipes. A woman who cooks such a dish for a man will impress him so much that they become…
“I fart because it’s the only gas I can afford”
"Help! Dad farted and we can't get out!" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many bumper stickers. When someone farts in a car, others are trapped and have to open windows.…
“Help! Grandpa farted and we can’t get out” (bumper sticker)
"Help! Dad farted and we can't get out!" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many bumper stickers. When someone farts in a car, others are trapped and have to open windows.…
“Help! Someone farted and we can’t get out” (bumper sticker)
"Help! Dad farted and we can't get out!" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many bumper stickers. When someone farts in a car, others are trapped and have to open windows.…
“I’m retired. Go around me” (bumper sticker)
"I'm retired. Go around me" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many bumper stickers. Retired people don't have work deadlines and usually take things slowly.…
“Help! Dad farted and we can’t get out” (bumper sticker)
"Help! Dad farted and we can't get out!" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many bumper stickers. When someone farts in a car, others are trapped and have to open windows.…
“Daddy farted and we can’t get out” (bumper sticker)
"Help! Dad farted and we can't get out!" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many bumper stickers. When someone farts in a car, others are trapped and have to open windows.…
“Help! Mom farted and we can’t get out” (bumper sticker)
"Help! Dad farted and we can't get out!" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many bumper stickers. When someone farts in a car, others are trapped and have to open windows.…
“My favorite emails to receive are ‘order shipped’ emails”
Many people dislike receiving many emails, but "Your order has been shipped" is an email that's usually a favorite. "My favorite emails always begin with, your order has…
“My favorite emails are the ones that let you know that your order has shipped”
Many people dislike receiving many emails, but "Your order has been shipped" is an email that's usually a favorite. "My favorite emails always begin with, your order has…
“My favorite emails are the ones that tell me my order has been shipped”
Many people dislike receiving many emails, but "Your order has been shipped" is an email that's usually a favorite. "My favorite emails always begin with, your order has…
“Missing trash day as an adult is the version of missing the bus”
Taking out the trash is usually an adult job. Missing trash day -- and letting trash pile up -- is often seen as a huge adult failure (a big "L" or loss). "Missing trash day as an…
“Missing trash day is one of the biggest L’s as an adult”
Taking out the trash is usually an adult job. Missing trash day -- and letting trash pile up -- is often seen as a huge adult failure (a big "L" or loss). "Missing trash day as an…
“As an adult, missing trash day is one of the biggest L’s you can take”
Taking out the trash is usually an adult job. Missing trash day -- and letting trash pile up -- is often seen as a huge adult failure (a big "L" or loss). "Missing trash day as an…
“Missing trash day is one of the biggest L’s you can take as an adult”
Taking out the trash is usually an adult job. Missing trash day -- and letting trash pile up -- is often seen as a huge adult failure (a big "L" or loss). "Missing trash day as an…
“I’m not saying that my wife orders a lot from Amazon, I’m just saying that if I got a job as a UPS driver they’d probably let me work from home”
A wife order so much stuff online from Amazon.com, a joke goes, that a husband could get a job as an Amazon driver and work from home. "I’m thinking of getting a job as an Amazon driver..…
“My wife orders so much from Amazon that if I got a job as an Amazon driver they’d probably just let me work from home”
A wife order so much stuff online from Amazon.com, a joke goes, that a husband could get a job as an Amazon driver and work from home. "I’m thinking of getting a job as an Amazon driver..…