“Decaf is just hot brown disappointment”
Many people do not like decaf (decaffeinated coffee), and David Letterman (television host of Late Night with David Letterman) was one of them. On his show in 2000, he joked "Decaffeinated…
“Calling it ‘plant based’ instead of ‘ultra processed soy’ is the most successful rebrand in modern history”
What does "plant based" mean? This was posted on X/Twitter by Divine on October 23, 2026, and it received over 13,000 likes: "Calling it 'plant based' instead of…
“Every day can be Halloween if you ghost enough people”
Some people wish that every day could be Halloween. "Every day can be Halloween if you have enough skeletons in your closet" was posted on X/Twitter by Scanda~Liz on October 27, 2014.…
“Every day can be Halloween if you’re goth enough”
Some people wish that every day could be Halloween. "Every day can be Halloween if you have enough skeletons in your closet" was posted on X/Twitter by Scanda~Liz on October 27, 2014.…
“I took a course in political sciences. In the final exam, we got extra marks for not answering the questions”
A joke is that in a political science course, you get high marks for not answering the questions -- like politicians. "I once did a degree in politics..It was so easy, because in the exam we…
“I did a degree in politics. In the exams, we got extra marks for not answering the questions”
A joke is that in a political science course, you get high marks for not answering the questions -- like politicians. "I once did a degree in politics..It was so easy, because in the exam we…
“Can it still be an emotional support animal if the animal doesn’t want to participate? Asking for my cat”
A cat can be an emotional support animal, but does it want to be one? This was posted on X/Twitter by Katie D on February 11, 2025, and it received over 1,600 likes: "Can it still be an…
“Microwaves should have a Get Butter To Room Temperature Without Melting button”
Many people want butter to be at room temperature, but they don't want the butter to melt. This was posted on X/Twitter by Noah Garfinkel on October 15, 2023, and it received over 1,100 likes:…
“Every day can be Halloween if you’re haunted by your own life choices”
Some people wish that every day could be Halloween. "Every day can be Halloween if you have enough skeletons in your closet" was posted on X/Twitter by Scanda~Liz on October 27, 2014.…
“My son said he isn’t returning home from college until Thanksgiving so we’re turning his bedroom into a Spirit Halloween”
When a child attends college, what's a parent to do with the empty bedroom? Turn it into a Spirit Halloween? "When you move away to college and your parents turn your bedroom into a…
“My daughter said she isn’t returning home from college until Thanksgiving so we’re turning her bedroom into a Spirit Halloween”
When a child attends college, what's a parent to do with the empty bedroom? Turn it into a Spirit Halloween? "When you move away to college and your parents turn your bedroom into a…
“Every day can be Halloween if you have enough skeletons in your closet”
Some people wish that every day could be Halloween. "Every day can be Halloween if you have enough skeletons in your closet" was posted on X/Twitter by Scanda~Liz on October 27, 2014.…
“Every day can be Halloween if you just refuse to take the decorations down”
Some people wish that every day could be Halloween. "Every day can be Halloween if you have enough skeletons in your closet" was posted on X/Twitter by Scanda~Liz on October 27, 2014.…
“Every day can be Halloween if you’re a slutty nurse”
Some people wish that every day could be Halloween. "Every day can be Halloween if you have enough skeletons in your closet" was posted on X/Twitter by Scanda~Liz on October 27, 2014.…
“I’m getting real tired of wearing pants and having responsibilities”
"I'm getting real tired of wearing pants and having responsibilities" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker likes to relax at home. "gettin’…
“Gettin’ real tired of wearing pants and having responsibilities”
"I'm getting real tired of wearing pants and having responsibilities" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker likes to relax at home. "gettin’…
“[buying a dog] Hi yes I want to be absolutely devastated in like 11 years or so”
Dogs have short lives, and their passing can be heartbreaking. This was posted on X/Twitter by the pan-midwesterner on January 15, 2018, and it received over 15,000 likes: [buying a dog] "hi…
“When buying a dog, you’re signing up to be absolutely heartbroken in 8 to 10 years”
Dogs have short lives, and their passing can be heartbreaking. This was posted on X/Twitter by the pan-midwesterner on January 15, 2018, and it received over 15,000 likes: [buying a dog] "hi…
“And the Lord said ‘Only the best verses shall be cherry picked and the rest shall be deemed as taken out of context’ Bullshiticus 1:23”
People often cherry pick verses of the Bible or Quran to suit their needs. This image was posted on Facebook by Keith Dillion on July 28, 2024: "And the Lord said 'Only the best verses…
“You cannot unmountain dew what has already been mountain done”
"Mountain Dew" (Mtn Dew), a soft drink brand, shouldn't be confused with "Mountain Do," but there are jokes. "You can’t unmountain dew what has already been…