“I lava baklava”
Baklava (a dessert) has nothing to do with lava, but there are jokes. Some baklava jokes involve the children's game of "the floor is lava." "I wonder if Greek kids play a game…
“I wonder if Greek kids play a game called ‘The Floor is bakLAVA’”
Baklava (a dessert) has nothing to do with lava, but there are jokes. Some baklava jokes involve the children's game of "the floor is lava." "I wonder if Greek kids play a game…
“The floor is baklava > The floor is lava”
Baklava (a dessert) has nothing to do with lava, but there are jokes. Some baklava jokes involve the children's game of "the floor is lava." "I wonder if Greek kids play a game…
“The floor is lava = frightening and scary. The floor is baklava = delicious and wonderful”
Baklava (a dessert) has nothing to do with lava, but there are jokes. Some baklava jokes involve the children's game of "the floor is lava." "I wonder if Greek kids play a game…
“Very bold of the creator of spinach and artichoke dip to name it that when it’s 95% cheese”
"Spinach and artichoke dip" might be called that, but it's mostly cheese. "DISASTROUS DIP: Spinach artichoke dip would be better named 'cheese and mayo dip with a…
“Wy tf is it called spinach artichoke dip if the main thing is cheese?”
"Spinach and artichoke dip" might be called that, but it's mostly cheese. "DISASTROUS DIP: Spinach artichoke dip would be better named 'cheese and mayo dip with a…
“DISASTROUS DIP: Spinach artichoke dip would be better named ‘cheese and mayo dip with a sprinkling of vegetables’”
"Spinach and artichoke dip" might be called that, but it's mostly cheese. "DISASTROUS DIP: Spinach artichoke dip would be better named 'cheese and mayo dip with a…
“The only minority destroying this country are the wealthy”
"The only minority destroying the/this country are the billionaires" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There are several variations to the saying. "Shout out to the…
“The only minority destroying this country is the wealthy”
"The only minority destroying the/this country are the billionaires" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There are several variations to the saying. "Shout out to the…
“I have to look up the spelling of ‘bourgeoisie’ every. single. time”
"Bourgeoisie" can be a difficult word to spell. This was posted on X/Twitter by "Jason, ex inferis" on July 23, 2024, and received over 86,000 likes: "The spelling of…
“I don’t want fries. I want YOUR fries”
Some people on dinner dates always take the other person's french fries. "i don’t want fries. i want YOUR fries" was posted on X/Twitter by erica on March 11, 2024, and this…
“I’m done correcting typos. From now on finger it out”
Some people don't have the time or the patience to correct typos. This was posted on Instagram by christy_smith_astrology on February 25, 2025, and it received over 43,900 likes:…
“I found this great place online to order quality sausage. I’ll send you a link”
Internet links and sausage links aren't the same links, but there are jokes. "I get them online. I'll send you a link."/"Oh, well, at home, I smoke sausages. I'll send…
“I’ve created a website selling and delivering sausages over the Internet. I’ll send you the link”
Internet links and sausage links aren't the same links, but there are jokes. "I get them online. I'll send you a link."/"Oh, well, at home, I smoke sausages. I'll send…
“I get them online. I’ll send you a link.”/“Oh, well, at home, I smoke sausages. I’ll send you a link.”
Internet links and sausage links aren't the same links, but there are jokes. "I get them online. I'll send you a link."/"Oh, well, at home, I smoke sausages. I'll send…
“Just had my Christmas Dinner. Must admit I’m not a fan of these ‘slow’ cookers!”
How slow is a slow cooker? "I've never really been a real fan of slow cookers. But I must admit that was the best Christmas Dinner I had in many years" was posted on Facebook by Anna…
“Imagine how cocky the plastic bag under your sink that gets to hold all the other plastic bags must feel”
Many people have a plastic bag under the sink that holds other plastic bags. This humorous thought was posted on X/Twitter by The Dad on April 20, 2018: "Imagine how cocky the plastic bag…
“People don’t defend what is right anymore, they defend who they like”
"People don't defend what is right anymore, they defend who they like" is a saying that has been printed on many images. X/Twitter 🍫 @oneofakind0815 People dont defend whats right…
“I feel a spree coming on. It’s either a shopping one, or a killing one. The choice is totally up to you”
"I feel a spree coming on. It's either shopping or killing, I haven't decided yet" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I feel a spree coming on, but…
“I feel a spree coming on. It’s either shopping or killing, I haven’t decided yet”
"I feel a spree coming on. It's either shopping or killing, I haven't decided yet" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I feel a spree coming on, but…