“Little known fact: IPA stands for If Pinecones were Alcohol”
Does an IPA (India Pale Ale) taste like pinecones? "People that enjoy IPA eat pinecones for fun" was posted on X/Twitter by Linda on June 16, 2018. "IPA" has been given the…
“The plural of ‘cole slaw’ is ‘cole slew’”
"Cole slaw" (or "coleslaw") is sometimes jocularly given the forms "cole slay" (or "coleslay") and "cole slew" (or "coleslew").…
“Keeping my hospital bracelet on so I can get back in without paying again”
People who are admitted to a hospital get a hospital bracelet. Some people have compared this to the bracelet you're given when entering a concert. "keeping my hospital bracelet with all…
“Soccer is like hockey except it’s much slower and boring and the players are softer and they cry a lot and it’s not fun to watch”
Watching soccer can be unexciting for very long stretches. "Watching a World Cup soccer game is like watching paint dry" was printed in the Marshfield (WI) News-Herald on July 9, 1990.…
“Watching a World Cup soccer game is like watching paint dry”
Watching soccer can be unexciting for very long stretches. "Watching a World Cup soccer game is like watching paint dry" was printed in the Marshfield (WI) News-Herald on July 9, 1990.…
“Watching soccer is like watching paint dry”
Watching soccer can be unexciting for very long stretches. "Watching a World Cup soccer game is like watching paint dry" was printed in the Marshfield (WI) News-Herald on July 9, 1990.…
“Beefsteak tomatoes definitely taste more like tomatoes than they do beef or steak”
“Beefsteak tomatoes” do not contain any beefsteak, but there are jokes. "I used to think that beefsteak tomatoes would taste like beef. And steak. But they just taste like tomato" was…
“Watching soccer is like babysitting. Nothing happens until you look away”
Watching soccer can be unexciting for very long stretches. "Watching a World Cup soccer game is like watching paint dry" was printed in the Marshfield (WI) News-Herald on July 9, 1990.…
“Summer’s almost here… time to be real nice to your friend with a pool”
Not everyone's house has a pool. In the summer, some people make a point to be nice to a friend who has a pool. "I need to find a friend with a pool!" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“It’s officially that time of year when you have to start being really nice to your friend with a pool”
Not everyone's house has a pool. In the summer, some people make a point to be nice to a friend who has a pool. "I need to find a friend with a pool!" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“I think they should let the goalie wear the same jersey as his friends”
In soccer, a goalie wears a special uniform. This was posted on X/Twitter by Sophia Benoit on June 16, 2026, and it received over 49,000 likes: "I think they should let the goalie wear the…
“We stare at our medium screens all day and then reward ourselves by looking at our big screen while scrolling our tiny screen”
Many people stare at screens all day, both at work and at home. This was posted on X/Twitter by Laurazepam on May 11, 2021, and it received over 38,000 likes: "being an adult is staring at…
“Being an adult is staring at medium screens all day to come home and stare at a little screen while a big screen is on in the background”
Many people stare at screens all day, both at work and at home. This was posted on X/Twitter by Laurazepam on May 11, 2021, and it received over 38,000 likes: "being an adult is staring at…
Salutatorian
Wikipedia: Salutatorian Salutatorian is an academic title given in Armenia, the Philippines, Canada, Afghanistan and the United States to the second-highest-ranked graduate of the entire…
Catfish Allison
YouTube Catfish Allison with Delores Fratesi Good Morning Mississippi Feb 10, 2016
Crawfish Monica
Wikipedia: Crawfish Monica Crawfish Monica is a Louisiana food tradition. Ingredients include pasta (often rotini), crawfish tail meat, onion, garlic, creole seasoning, cream, wine, salt, pepper,…
“As long as you don’t need gas or groceries or affordable housing and medical care, things aren’t so bad”
Inflation shows most noticeably in food prices and gas prices. A joke is that if you don't need food or gas, you're okay. "As long as you don’t need gas, groceries or retirement…
As long as you don’t need gas, groceries, affordable healthcare, retirement savings or constitutional rights, things aren’t so bad.
Inflation shows most noticeably in food prices and gas prices. A joke is that if you don't need food or gas, you're okay. "As long as you don’t need gas, groceries or retirement…
“As long as you don’t need gas, groceries or retirement savings, things aren’t so bad”
Inflation shows most noticeably in food prices and gas prices. A joke is that if you don't need food or gas, you're okay. "As long as you don’t need gas, groceries or retirement…
“As long as you don’t need gas or groceries, things aren’t so bad”
Inflation shows most noticeably in food prices and gas prices. A joke is that if you don't need food or gas, you're okay. "As long as you don’t need gas, groceries or retirement…