“Bringing a cake to a knife fight”
Entry in progress -- BP Bluesky dammitlarry.bsky.social @dammitlarry.bsky.social *Brings cake to a knife fight* CUT THAT FROSTED BITCH April 16, 2024 at 4:35 PM Bluesky AnnaAnkaAnia…
“Armed women scare weak men”
"Armed women scare weak men" is a pro-gun saying that has been printed on many images. "Armed women scare weak men" (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by Blacked Out…
“A good sandwich at the right time makes life worth living”
Entry in progress -- BP X/Twitter ▪️ Shy ▪️ @SoGorgeousShy I look at every situation like a Sandwich no matter which way you flip it the BREAD comes FIRST 💵💰💸 7:21 PM · May 15,…
“If you allow liars and thieves to make decisions for you, then you shouldn’t be surprised when they make bad decisions for you”
"If you allow liars and thieves to make decisions for you, then you shouldn't be surprised when they make bad decisions for you" (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by Being…
“FDA approved does NOT mean scientifically proven. It means business deal made”
"FDA approved does NOT mean scientifically proven. It means business deal made" (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by Marcos Colome on September 6, 2021, and this received over…
“If you allow liars and thieves to make decisions for you, don’t be surprised when they make bad decisions for you”
"If you allow liars and thieves to make decisions for you, then you shouldn't be surprised when they make bad decisions for you" (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by Being…
“Son: Dad, I want to be in politics when I grow up” (joke)
A joke about politics was posted on X/Twitter by Dad Jokes on October 14, 2018: Son: “Dad, I want to be in politics when I grow up.” Dad: “Are you insane? Have you completely lost your mind?…
“Coffee: Because being awake is not the same as being functional”
"Coffee: Because being awake is not the same as being functional" (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by Coffee, Please on February 19, 2025. The post received over 11,000 shares.…
“Heading into Costco, see you in $1200”
People buy in bulk and spend a lot of money at Costco stores. "Heading into Costco, see you in $500" was posted on X/Twitter by Midge on July 12, 2021. "Heading into Costco, see you…
“Hot Kraft Singles in your area”
Entry in progress -- BP Wikipedia: Kraft Singles Kraft Singles is a brand of processed cheese product manufactured and sold by Kraft Heinz. Introduced in 1950. the individually wrapped…
“Eat pasta, run fasta”
Entry in progress -- BP X/Twitter ShellzzBellzz @ShellzzzBellzz I saw someone wearing a shirt today that said “Eat Pasta Run Fasta,” and I can’t get it out of my head. 7:54 PM · Feb 26,…
“I was in the restaurant and the waiter asked me what I wanted to drink? I said a glass of water please. He said still?”
A restaurant joke has a diner order water, and the waiter asks, "Still?" The waiter wants to know if it's "still" or "sparkling" water, but the diner hears this…
“Scrambles are just omelettes that gave up on their dreams”
"Scrambles are just omelettes that gave up on their dreams" was posted on X/Twitter and Bluesky by sixfootcandy on February 26, 2025. "scramble eggs are just omelettes that gave up…
“We the unwilling, led by the unqualified, to kill the unfortunate, die for the ungrateful”
Entry in progress -- BP “A committee is a group of the unwilling, chosen from the unfit, to do the unnecessary” is a related saying. Reddit -- Pics mohamedgashoot -- September 8, 2019 A Zippo…
“The secret to a happy life is to drink good tequila and avoid talking to morons”
"The secret to a happy life is to drink good wine and avoid talking to morons" is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. A slightly different and older saying is, “The…
“The secret to a happy life is to drink good whiskey and avoid talking to morons”
"The secret to a happy life is to drink good wine and avoid talking to morons" is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. A slightly different and older saying is, “The…
“The secret to a happy life is to drink margaritas and avoid talking to morons”
"The secret to a happy life is to drink good wine and avoid talking to morons" is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. A slightly different and older saying is, “The…
“Eating trail mix should count as hiking”
Many people who eat trail mix neve hike on a trail. "Eating trail mix is practically the same as hiking, right? So I can definitely count this as my daily exercise… right?" was posted…
“Would you like to hear the specials?” (restaurant joke)
A waiter or waitress often tells diners about the day’s special menu. This doesn't mean that diners want to hear The Specials (an English 2 tone and ska revival band), but there are jokes.…
Meet at the Apple (New York Mets podcast, 2024-)
The New York Mets baseball team have a Home Run Apple at Citi Field, based on New York City's nickname of the "Big Apple." In 2024, the Mets started a podcast called "Meet at…