“Monday without coffee is like something without something”
"A morning without coffee is like something without something else," "A day without coffee is like something without something" and "Life without coffee is like something…
“Clocks fall back one hour this Weekend. Get an extra hour of sleep!!! Unless you have a dog!”
"Clocks fall back one hour this Weekend. Get an extra hour of sleep!!! Unless you have a dog!" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Pets want to be fed at the same time, and…
“America is a corpse being devoured by maggots. The Democrats root for the maggots. The Republicans root for the corpse”
"America is a corpse being consumed by maggots. Liberals are rooting for the maggots. Conservatives are rooting for the corpse" is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
“You know you’re no longer in charge of your house when the dog decides what time you wake up”
"You know you're no longer in charge of your house when the dog decides what time you wake up" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "They say you’re no longer in…
“You know you are no longer in charge when your pet decides what time you wake up”
"You know you're no longer in charge of your house when the dog decides what time you wake up" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "They say you’re no longer in…
“You know you are not in charge any more when your dog decides what time you wake up”
"You know you're no longer in charge of your house when the dog decides what time you wake up" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "They say you’re no longer in…
“A haunted house but instead of scary monsters it’s 15 ppl asking u what u are doing with ur life & who u r marrying oh wait that’s thanksgiving”
A jocular Halloween haunted house suggestion was posted on X/Twitter -- the tweet is no longer available -- by Lindsay Fuce @lindsay_fuce on November 2, 2017: "A haunted house but instead of…
“The scariest thing about Halloween is that rent due at midnight”
Halloween is October 31st, and the next day is November 1st. Bills are often due on the first of a month. This was posted on X/Twitter by 🦋@simplylay on October 30, 2022, and this received over…
“The scariest part of Halloween is knowing my rent is due the next day”
Halloween is October 31st, and the next day is November 1st. Bills are often due on the first of a month. This was posted on X/Twitter by 🦋@simplylay on October 30, 2022, and this received over…
“Good government is no substitute for self-government”
Entry in progress -- BP Wikipedia: Henry Campbell-Bannerman Sir Henry Campbell-Bannerman GCB PC (né Campbell; 7 September 1836 – 22 April 1908) was a British statesman and Liberal Party…
“A recent survey has said that 29% of owners sleep with their pets on the bed. I tried it once, fucking goldfish died”
Should pets be allowed in bed? This joke was posted on Facebook by John Booth (and others) on October 10, 2021: "Thanks to the people that said its fine to allow your pets to sleep on your…
“Contrary to popular belief, the Pulitzer Prize isn’t the highest award in journalism. It is being killed by the CIA”
"Contrary to popular belief, the Pulitzer Prize isn't the highest award in journalism. It is being killed by the CIA" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the…
“The highest honor in journalism is being murdered by the CIA”
"Contrary to popular belief, the Pulitzer Prize isn't the highest award in journalism. It is being killed by the CIA" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the…
“Journalists Only Want 2 Things: 1. A Pulitzer Prize 2. Get killed by the CIA”
"Contrary to popular belief, the Pulitzer Prize isn't the highest award in journalism. It is being killed by the CIA" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the…
“It’s okay to be carbon”
"It's okay to be carbon" is a saying that has been printed on many images. People are often urged to reduce their "carbon footprint" to meet climate change goals. The…
“Twitter is great because you can tweet ‘hi’ and someone will get mad at you”
On X/Twitter, people can take offense where none was intended. "Not Today Eric" made several tweets about this, beginning with "Twitter is fun/great because you can tweet..."…
“Twitter is great because you can tweet about cheese and somehow end up in a fight”
On X/Twitter, people can take offense where none was intended. "Not Today Eric" made several tweets about this, beginning with "Twitter is fun/great because you can tweet..."…
“I’m a single issue voter. I’m single and it’s an issue”
A "single issue voter" votes for or against a politician based solely on a single issue. The "single issue voter" can be single or married, and this is the basis of a joke.…
“America is a corpse being consumed by maggots. Liberals are rooting for the maggots. Conservatives are rooting for the corpse”
"America is a corpse being consumed by maggots. Liberals are rooting for the maggots. Conservatives are rooting for the corpse" is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
“America is a corpse being devoured by maggots. Democrats are rooting for the maggots. Republicans are rooting for the corpse”
"America is a corpse being consumed by maggots. Liberals are rooting for the maggots. Conservatives are rooting for the corpse" is a saying that has been printed on many images.…