“I mountain did what I had to mountain dew”
"Mountain Dew" (Mtn Dew), a soft drink brand, shouldn't be confused with "Mountain Do," but there are jokes. "I mountain did what I had to mountain dew" was…
“Shout out to Jasmine!! I love her rice”
"Jasmine rice" and "jasmine tea" are not named after a woman named Jasmine (or Jasmine Rice), but there are jokes. "Who is Jasmine Rice? That’s a new singer or something?…
“Who is Jasmine Rice?”
"Jasmine rice" and "jasmine tea" are not named after a woman named Jasmine (or Jasmine Rice), but there are jokes. "Who is Jasmine Rice? That’s a new singer or something?…
“Who is Jasmine and why does she have her own rice?”
"Jasmine rice" and "jasmine tea" are not named after a woman named Jasmine (or Jasmine Rice), but there are jokes. "Who is Jasmine Rice? That’s a new singer or something?…
“Who is Jasmine and why does she have tea?”
"Jasmine rice" and "jasmine tea" are not named after a woman named Jasmine (or Jasmine Rice), but there are jokes. "Who is Jasmine Rice? That’s a new singer or something?…
“Who is Jasmine, and why does she have her own rice and tea?”
"Jasmine rice" and "jasmine tea" are not named after a woman named Jasmine (or Jasmine Rice), but there are jokes. "Who is Jasmine Rice? That’s a new singer or something?…
“I asked my math teacher, ‘Will we ever use any of this algebra?’ She said, ‘You won’t, but some of the smart kids might’”
Many students find math difficult to learn, and they won't if they will ever use it, anyway. This joke was posted on Facebook by Paul Epps on August 25, 2017: "I asked my math teacher,…
“Never let a job steal your life, You’re 100% replaceable at work. You’re 100% irreplaceable at home. Always remember that”
"Never let a job steal your life, You're 100% replaceable at work. You're 100% irreplaceable at home. Always remember that" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The…
“You can’t unmountain dew what’s already been mountain done”
"Mountain Dew" (Mtn Dew), a soft drink brand, shouldn't be confused with "Mountain Do," but there are jokes. "You can’t unmountain dew what has already been…
“Renting an Airbnb is like staying at a hotel, but with chores”
Airbnb owners often require renters to perform choirs such as taking out the trash, or cleaning dishes, or stripping the beds. In 2026, Airbnb attempted to reduce some of these required chores,…
“Note to self: Don’t rub eyes after cutting jalapeños”
Many people have learned the hard way that you should wear gloves while cutting jalapeños, or the hands will feel burn. If someone later uses those post-jalapeño-cutting hands to rub their eyes,…
“Pro tip: Don’t rub your eyes after cutting jalapeños”
Many people have learned the hard way that you should wear gloves while cutting jalapeños, or the hands will feel burn. If someone later uses those post-jalapeño-cutting hands to rub their eyes,…
“Putting your hands all over your face and in your eyes is important after cutting jalapeños” (sarcasm)
Many people have learned the hard way that you should wear gloves while cutting jalapeños, or the hands will feel burn. If someone later uses those post-jalapeño-cutting hands to rub their eyes,…
“Rich people don’t die if you tax them more, but vulnerable people do die if you cut their healthcare”
"Rich people don't die if you tax them. Poor people do die when you cut welfare and healthcare" is a saying that has been printed on many images. A small amount of money can be life…
“Rich people don’t die if you tax them more, but vulnerable people do die if you cut their welfare”
"Rich people don't die if you tax them. Poor people do die when you cut welfare and healthcare" is a saying that has been printed on many images. A small amount of money can be life…
“Rich people don’t die if you tax them more. But poor people do die when you cut their healthcare”
"Rich people don't die if you tax them. Poor people do die when you cut welfare and healthcare" is a saying that has been printed on many images. A small amount of money can be life…
“I just wish I could save my money the way I be saving these grocery bags”
Many people can't seem to save money, but they do manage to save grocery bags -- often, lots of grocery bags. "😩 I just wish I could save my money the way I be saving my grocery bags..…
“I just wish I could save my money the way I be saving my grocery bags”
Many people can't seem to save money, but they do manage to save grocery bags -- often, lots of grocery bags. "😩 I just wish I could save my money the way I be saving my grocery bags..…
“Rich people don’t die if you tax them. Poor people do die when you cut welfare and healthcare”
"Rich people don't die if you tax them. Poor people do die when you cut welfare and healthcare" is a saying that has been printed on many images. A small amount of money can be life…
Lew Rudin Way (honorary street sign, with two red apples, on East 52nd Street, 2002)
Lewis "Lew" Rudin (1927-2001) was a New York City real estate investor with the Rudin Management Company. In 1970, he helped found the Association for a Better New York (ABNY), which…