"Cops can't take your drugs if you take them…

“Cops can’t take your drugs if you take them first” is a saying that has been printed on an image. The joke is on the word “take”—the cops will take (confiscate) the drugs, but the person addressed will take (consume) the drugs.

“Cops can’t take your drugs if you take them first” was posted on Reddit—Funny on December 28, 2018. “Cops can’t take your drugs if you take them first” was posted on Twitter by @JPreciado831 on December 28, 2018. “COPS CAN’T TAKE YOUR DRUGS IF YOU TAKE THEM FIRST” *shown on an image) was posted on Twitter by Declaration of Memes 💛🖤 on October 31, 2022.

Reddit—Funny
Posted by u/Eli_Toms December 28, 2018
Found in One of Many T-Shirt Shops in New Orleans
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COMMENTS
Goofy2580
Cops can’t take your drugs if you take them first

Twitter
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@JPreciado831
Cops can’t take your drugs if you take them first
2:28 PM · Dec 28, 2018·Twitter for iPhone

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miguel
@stfukt
cops can’t take your drugs
if you take them first
3:15 PM · Jan 12, 2019·TweetDeck

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courier six
@King_Leonidas22
Cops can’t take your drugs if you take them first
5:41 PM · Feb 3, 2019·Twitter for iPhone

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Ashu
@Ashu__tosh
Cops can’t take your drugs if you take them first.
#FridayThoughts
#FridayFeeling
#FridayMotivation
11:58 AM · Jul 12, 2019·Twitter for Android

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Mo Gunz🛩
@M0Riches
Always remember the cops can’t take your drugs if you take them first
7:47 PM · Aug 25, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

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Hamzah Husain
@HamzahHusain7
Cops can’t take your drugs if you take them first
4:00 AM · Apr 1, 2021·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Bandcatier
@Da_Gama001
The Police police will not take your drugs if you take them first 😌😎
7:40 AM · Sep 8, 2022·Twitter for Android

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FD | CORE
@C0REPL
remember kids cops can’t take your drugs if you take them first
7:02 AM · Sep 20, 2022·Twitter Web App

Twitter
Declaration of Memes 💛🖤
@libertycappy
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
COPS CAN’T TAKE YOUR DRUGS
IF YOU TAKE THEM FIRST
10:52 PM · Oct 31, 2022·Twitter Web App