“You know what rhymes with Friday? Whiskey”
"You know what rhymes with Friday? Alcohol" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. There is no rhyme, of course, but it's the weekend and the speaker no longer…
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“You know what rhymes with Friday? Vodka”
"You know what rhymes with Friday? Alcohol" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. There is no rhyme, of course, but it's the weekend and the speaker no longer…
“You know what rhymes with Friday? Pie day”
"You know what rhymes with Friday? Alcohol" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. There is no rhyme, of course, but it's the weekend and the speaker no longer…
“Owning a gun isn’t small dick energy. SDE is relying on the government to keep you safe”
"Small dick energy" means "lack of confidence," and some people believe that is why people own guns. "Small dick energy is the main reason we still have guns in the United…
“The best way to eat Peeps is to throw them in the trash”
"The best way to eat Peeps is to throw them in the trash" (also "How to eat Peeps: Throw them in the trash") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "best way to…
“My political views are somewhere between all violence is wrong and f**k around and find out”
Two images by Declaration of Memes show people with guns. "My personal beliefs are somewhere between all violence is wrong and come try me" was posted on Twitter by Declaration of Memes…
“My personal beliefs are somewhere between all violence is wrong and come try me”
Two images by Declaration of Memes show people with guns. "My personal beliefs are somewhere between all violence is wrong and come try me" was posted on Twitter by Declaration of Memes…
“Why did the baby chick cross the road?”/“To meet up with her Peeps.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. Several versions involve baby chicks. "why did n't the…
“Golf: The adult version of an Easter egg hunt”
Looking for golf balls -- something poor players do a lot -- has been compared to a child's Easter egg hunt. "The lodge is perched on a 200-foot cliff overlooking the Sundowner golf…
“Why didn’t the chick cross the road?”/“Because it was a little chicken.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. Several versions involve baby chicks. "why did n't the…
“Why did the baby chick cross the road?”/“Because it was Take-Your-Child-to-Work Day.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. Several versions involve baby chicks. "why did n't the…
“Golf is just the adult version of an Easter egg hunt”
Looking for golf balls -- something poor players do a lot -- has been compared to a child's Easter egg hunt. "The lodge is perched on a 200-foot cliff overlooking the Sundowner golf…
“How to eat Peeps: Throw them in the trash”
"The best way to eat Peeps is to throw them in the trash" (also "How to eat Peeps: Throw them in the trash") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "best way to…
“Marx failed to consider that workplace pizza parties can be kinda fun”
"Marx failed to consider that workplace pizza parties can be fun" was posted on Twitter by Zeeshan on March 19, 2023. "Marx failed to consider that annual workplace pizza parties can…
“If roosters can start their day by screaming, then so can I”
"If roosters can start the/their day by screaming, then (damn it) so can I" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "If a rooster can start the day screaming then so can…
“Once weapons were manufactured to fight war, but now war is manufactured to sell weapons”
"Once weapons were manufactured to fight wars. Now wars are manufactured to sell weapons" is an anti-war saying that has been printed on many images. "'Once weapons were…
“What do you call a vegan cannibal?”/“Dead.”
"Cantibal" (or "can'tibal") and "canntibal" (or "cann'tibal") have been suggested as the opposite of "cannibal." "cantibal someone…
“How do you make a spring roll?”/“Push it.”
A spring roll riddle is: Q: How do you make a spring roll?A: Push it. "How do you make a spring roll? YOU PUSH IT" was posted on Twitter by Raienn 🌺✨ on April 18, 2014.…
“Wish I were king, so I could fix what’s wrong with democracy”
"Wish I were king, so I could fix what's wrong with democracy" was posted on Reddit -- Oneliners on April 4, 2023. It's a joke, of course. Absolute power under a king is not a…
“If roosters can start the day by screaming then damn it, so can I”
"If roosters can start the/their day by screaming, then (damn it) so can I" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "If a rooster can start the day screaming then so can…