“What does a vegetarian cannibal eat?”/“Vegetables.”
"Rutabaga" is called "swede" in British English, and another name is "Swedish turnip." "Swede" can be confused with a person from Sweden. A classic riddle,…
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“If your food can go bad, it’s good for you. If it can’t go bad, it’s bad for you”
"If your food can go bad, it's good for you. If your food can't go bad, it's not good for you" (also "If your food can go bad, it's good for you. If it can't…
“If your food can go bad, it’s good for you. If your food can’t go bad, it’s not good for you”
"If your food can go bad, it's good for you. If your food can't go bad, it's not good for you" (also "If your food can go bad, it's good for you. If it can't…
“I can time travel into the future at the rate of one second per second”
We all time travel. "I can time travel.... but only forwards.....and really slowly... at one second per second" was posted on Twitter by Rudy Lippert on July 26, 2010. "I time travel…
“I’m a time traveler. I travel in time at the rate of one second per second”
We all time travel. "I can time travel.... but only forwards.....and really slowly... at one second per second" was posted on Twitter by Rudy Lippert on July 26, 2010. "I time travel…
“Two guys walk into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A version with two guys is: "Two guys walk into a bar. The bartender walks over.…
“Your purchase of $19.99 comes to $21.36 after theft”
May people believe that taxes are theft. "Your purchase of $19.99 comes to $21.36 after theft" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "Your purchase of 19.99 comes to…
“Once weapons were manufactured to fight wars. Now wars are manufactured to sell weapons”
"Once weapons were manufactured to fight wars. Now wars are manufactured to sell weapons" is an anti-war saying that has been printed on many images. "'Once weapons were…
“Whoa whoa whoa…. I’m all for freedom, if it’s done legally”
"Whoa whoa whoa.... I'm all for freedom, if it's done legally" is a saying that has been printed on several images. The speaker is willing to fight the corrupt system, but only…
“Woke (adj.): A state of awareness only achieved by those dumb enough to find injustice…”
"woke /wōk/ informal • US (adj.) A state of awareness only achieved by those dumb enough to find injustice in everything except their own behavior" is a jocular definition that has…
“When my money low, I don’t feel good. I think I’m a dollarbetic”
"When my money low, I don't feel good. I think I'm a dollarbetic" (usually shown spoken by Baby Yoda) is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Dollarbetic"…
Dollarbetic (dollar + diabetic)
"When my money low, I don't feel good. I think I'm a dollarbetic" (usually shown spoken by Baby Yoda) is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Dollarbetic"…
“I’m a dollarbetic because I don’t feel good when my money low”
"When my money low, I don't feel good. I think I'm a dollarbetic" (usually shown spoken by Baby Yoda) is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Dollarbetic"…
“Sometimes I feel like throwing in the towel…but that would only make more laundry for me”
"Sometimes I feel like throwing in the towel...but that would only make more laundry for me" and "Sometimes I feel like throwing in the towel, but you know what that means...more…
“Sometimes I feel like throwing in the towel, but you know what that means…more laundry”
"Sometimes I feel like throwing in the towel...but that would only make more laundry for me" and "Sometimes I feel like throwing in the towel, but you know what that means...more…
“Error 404: Freedom not found”
Entry in progress -- BP “Error 404: Democracy not found” is a related saying. Wikipedia: HTTP 404In computer network communications, the HTTP 404, 404 not found, 404, 404 error, page not found…
“404: Freedom not found”
Entry in progress -- BP “Error 404: Democracy not found” is a related saying. Wikipedia: HTTP 404In computer network communications, the HTTP 404, 404 not found, 404, 404 error, page not found…
“404: Democracy not found”
"Error 404: Democracy not found" is a mock computer and anti-government saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been popularly used in protests all around the world.…
“There is a saying about April: It is a wonderful month filled with love, happiness & various fools”
"Welcome APRIL Wishing you a wonderful month filled with love & happiness. FIONAChilds.com" (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook on Changathikoottam on March 31, 2014.…
“Welcome April! Wishing you a wonderful month filled with love & happiness”
"Welcome APRIL Wishing you a wonderful month filled with love & happiness. FIONAChilds.com" (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook on Changathikoottam on March 31, 2014.…