“The facilities in a church should be called amen-ities”
Many hotels and churches have "amenities," and some people have noticed the "amen" in that word. "Amen-ities! Tech services that should be standard at every hotel:…
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“Christian hotels be like—Amen-ities”
Many hotels and churches have "amenities," and some people have noticed the "amen" in that word. "Amen-ities! Tech services that should be standard at every hotel:…
“Does this hotel have prayer rooms?”/“No, sir. But we do have other amen-ities.”
Many hotels and churches have "amenities," and some people have noticed the "amen" in that word. "Amen-ities! Tech services that should be standard at every hotel:…
“The whole point of living in New York City is indoors. You want greenery? Order the spinach”
Many New Yorkers do not get outside a lot to enjoy nature. Canadian-born American writer David Rakoff (1964-2012) said this in his book of essays titled Fraud (2001): "I do not go outdoors.…
“It’s important to get out of the house every once and a while to remind yourself why you don’t”
"It's important to get out of the house every once and/in a while to remind yourself why you don't go out" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "It’s…
“Fighter jets imply the existence of lover jets”
"'Fighter jet' implies the existence of 'Lover jets'" was posted on Twitter by Severed Sons ❄️ A D&D Podcast on March 14, 2021. "Fighter jets Imply the…
“Dreamcatcher implies the existence of dreampitcher”
A "dreamcatcher" has nothing to do with baseball, but many people joke that there should also be "dream pitchers." "Si existen los 'dreamcatcher'....existen los…
“Dream catchers imply the existence of dream pitchers, dream shortstops, an entire dream team”
A "dreamcatcher" has nothing to do with baseball, but many people joke that there should also be "dream pitchers." "Si existen los 'dreamcatcher'....existen los…
“Fighter jet implies the existence of rogue jet, wizard jet and cleric jet”
"'Fighter jet' implies the existence of 'Lover jets'" was posted on Twitter by Severed Sons ❄️ A D&D Podcast on March 14, 2021. "Fighter jets Imply the…
“I like my whiskey so strong it makes my neighbors drunk”
"I like my whiskey so strong it makes my neighbors drunk. 🥃" was posted on Twitter by Grumpy Drunk 🍻 on March 22, 2023. "I like my whiskey so strong it makes my neighbors…
“The existence of the ‘dreamcatcher’ implies the existence of a dreampitcher and a dreambatter, too”
A "dreamcatcher" has nothing to do with baseball, but many people joke that there should also be "dream pitchers." "Si existen los 'dreamcatcher'....existen los…
“I like my coffee so strong that it wakes my neighbors”
"I like my coffee so strong that it wakes my neighbors" (or "I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors") is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images.…
“I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors”
"I like my coffee so strong that it wakes my neighbors" (or "I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors") is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images.…
“It’s important to get out of the house every once in a while to remind yourself why you don’t”
"It's important to get out of the house every once and/in a while to remind yourself why you don't go out" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "It’s…
“The spring blossoms get you out of your head and out working in the garden”
"April is the kindest month. April gets you out of your head and out working in the garden" and "The spring blossoms get you out of your head and out working in the garden" are…
“Give me coffee to change the things I can, and the beach to accept the things I can’t”
"Give me coffee to change the things I can, and the beach to accept the things I can’t" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "God, grant me the serenity to accept the…
“April is the kindest month. April gets you out of your head and out working in the garden”
"April is the kindest month. April gets you out of your head and out working in the garden" and "The spring blossoms get you out of your head and out working in the garden" are…
“Forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions”
"Forecast for tonight: alcohol, low standards and poor decisions" is a jocular saying (usually for a Friday or Saturday night) that has been printed on many images. "found a new…
“What’s classy if you’re rich, but trashy if you’re poor?”/“Getting money from the government.”
A business magnate such as Elon Musk receives billions of "corporate welfare" government money. However, when a poor person receives welfare, many people regard this action as worse.…
“Women’s sport is now a retirement plan for failed male athletes”
"Women’s sport is not a retirement plan for failed male athletes" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying refers to trans athletes in women's sports.…