“You know what rhymes with Friday? Tequila”
"You know what rhymes with Friday? Alcohol" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. There is no rhyme, of course, but it's the weekend and the speaker no longer…
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“You know what rhymes with Friday? Gin”
"You know what rhymes with Friday? Alcohol" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. There is no rhyme, of course, but it's the weekend and the speaker no longer…
“If your food can go bad, it’s good for you. If it can’t, it’s probably not”
"If your food can go bad, it's good for you. If your food can't go bad, it's not good for you" (also "If your food can go bad, it's good for you. If it can't…
“Being hated for loving freedom has been the strangest experience of my life”
"Being hated for loving freedom has been the weirdest experience of my life" and "Being hated for loving freedom has been the strangest experience of my life" are sayings that…
“I found stir fry all over my bed this morning. I must have been sleep wokking again”
"Wok" can sound like "walk." Some people experience sleepwalking, and "sleep-wokking" has become a joke. "While we’re talking about sleep.. I woke up this…
“Gun-free zones are really ‘easy victim zones’”
Many people refer to "gun-free zones" as "easy victim zones." A criminal with a gun doesn't obey the law, but innocent, law-abiding people do. They are "easy…
“Being hated for loving freedom has been the weirdest experience of my life”
"Being hated for loving freedom has been the weirdest experience of my life" and "Being hated for loving freedom has been the strangest experience of my life" are sayings that…
“The human brain is a very sophisticated organ. It works day and night, until you turn on the news”
"HUMAN BRAIN IS A VERY SOPHISTICATED ORGAN. IT WORKS DAY AND NIGHT FROM THE MOMENT YOU ARE BORN UNTIL ... YOU TURN ON THE NEWS" (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by Itz J Sam on…
“Hear about the narcoleptic Chinese cook? He was always sleep wokking”
"Wok" can sound like "walk." Some people experience sleepwalking, and "sleep-wokking" has become a joke. "While we’re talking about sleep.. I woke up this…
Sleep-wokking (sleepwalking + wokking)
"Wok" can sound like "walk." Some people experience sleepwalking, and "sleep-wokking" has become a joke. "While we’re talking about sleep.. I woke up this…
“Error 404: Democracy not found”
"Error 404: Democracy not found" is a mock computer and anti-government saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been popularly used in protests all around the world.…
“Gun free zone = easy victim zone”
Many people refer to "gun-free zones" as "easy victim zones." A criminal with a gun doesn't obey the law, but innocent, law-abiding people do. They are "easy…
“There was Chop Suey all over my bed this morning. I’ve been sleep wokking again”
"Wok" can sound like "walk." Some people experience sleepwalking, and "sleep-wokking" has become a joke. "While we’re talking about sleep.. I woke up this…
“Celebrate Holy Week by flogging a banker. It’s what Jesus would have done”
"Celebrate Holy Week by flogging a banker. It's what Jesus would have done" and "Celebrate Holy Week. Flog a banker" are sayings that have been printed on many images.…
“Celebrate Holy Week. Flog a banker”
"Celebrate Holy Week by flogging a banker. It's what Jesus would have done" and "Celebrate Holy Week. Flog a banker" are sayings that have been printed on many images.…
“Make Media Honest Again” (MMHA)
"Make Media Honest Again" is a slogan, similar to "Make America Great Again" (MAGA). "Make media honest again" was posted on Twitter by MAGA on May 17, 2016.…
“It’s amazing that the thousand islands managed to come together and agree on a single dressing”
Thousand Island dressing is a salad dressing that represents...a miracle of democracy? This was posted on Twitter by WILL 🅾️ on January 19, 2020: "I think one of the most amazing displays…
“Raise chickens, not taxes”
"Raise chickens, not taxes" is an anti-tax saying that has been printed on many images. "Raise chickens not taxes" was posted on Twitter by Mollie on March 20, 2010.…
“Alexa. delete my belly”
"Alexa. delete my belly" is a jocular command to the Amazon Alexa virtual assistant that has been printed on many images. Unfortunately, losing a fat belly is not so simple as this.…
“Drop taxes, not bombs”
"Drop taxes, not bombs" is an anti-tax saying that has been printed on many images. "'Drop taxes, not bombs!' a phalanx of Libertarians shouted behind them" was…