“What do you call a laughing piano?”/“A Yamahahahahaha.”
The Yamaha Corporation is the world's largest piano manufacturing company. A joke on the Yamaha name -- haha -- is: Q: What do you call a laughing piano?A: A Yamahahahahaha. The…
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“A space heater makes a great housewarming gift”
What's a good housewarming gift? A space heater literally is a "house-warming" gift. "A space heater is the ultimate housewarming gift" was posted on Twitter on September…
Second Acting
"Second acting" (or "second-acting") a Broadway show is to wait for intermission, go in the theater with the crowd, sit in an empty seat and see the second act for free. A…
“Coffee—because bad mornings deserve a second chance”
"Coffee -- because bad mornings deserve a second chance" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Bad mornings deserve good coffee" was posted on Twitter on…
“Oh my God, a talking muffin!” (joke)
"The muffin joke" -- as the famous joke is called -- is really an anti-joke: "Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says, 'Boy, it sure is hot in here.' The other…
“In life, you are either a passenger or a pilot. It’s your choice”
"In life, you are either a passenger of a pilot. It's your choice" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on February 20,…
“Sharp as a marshmallow sandwich”
A marshmallow -- especially a toasted marshmallow -- is not sharp. "I'm as sharp as a marshmallow tonight" was cited in print in 1946. "Like I said, he's about as sharp as…
“A bicycle is just an acoustic motorcycle”
"A bicycle is just an acoustic motorcycle" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on several images. "How many other guys here ride a bike?"/"I ride an acoustic…
“When does a sandwich cook?”/“When it’s bakin’ lettuce and tomato.”
"Bacon" sounds like "bakin'." A riddle on the bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich (BLT) is: Q: When does a sandwich cook?A: When it's bakin' lettuce and tomato.…
“I know every single digit of pi. Just not in the right order”
The number π ("pi") is a mathematical constant, the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter. The first digits are 3.14159. "I know every digit of pi in base 10!…
“Coffee gives me the extra boost I need to begin a full day of talking about how tired I am”
People often talk about how tired they are, but how do they have the energy? "Coffee gives me that extra boost I need to begin a full day of talking about how tired I am" was posted on…
“I asked my North Korean friend how it was there. He said he couldn’t complain”
"I can't complain" usually means "I have no complaints," but it can also mean "I'm not allowed to complain." A joke about an oppressive governmental regime…
“My girlfriend can’t wrestle, but you should see her box”
"My girlfriend can't wrestle, but you should see her box" is a jocular saying about wrestling and boxing -- with a sexual innuendo -- that has been printed on many images. The boxing…
“The pathway to glory is strewn with pitfalls and dangers” (Per Ardua ad Astra)
New York author Ingersoll Lockwood (1841-1918), who wrote the books Travels and Adventures of Little Baron Trump and his Wonderful Dog Bulger and 1900, or, The Last President (1896), had renewed…
Coincidence Lasagna/Lasagne (layers of coincidence)
"Coincidence lasagna/lasagne" is not a food, but a term to describe "layers of coincidence" -- like the layers of lasagna. "Coincidence lasagna: layers of coincidence. We…
“Potatoes give us potato chips, French fries, and vodka”
Entry in progress -- B.P."It's amazing how potatoes give us chips, fries and vodka. Get your shit together, every other vegetable" is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
“Self-confidence is the best outfit. Rock it and own it”
Entry in progress -- B.P."Self-confidence is the best outfit. Rock it and own it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. 17 November 2016, US Fed News ServiceUSPTO ISSUES…
“I’m really into crossfit. I cross my fingers and hope my ass fits in those jeans”
"I'm really into crossfit. I cross my fingers and hope my ass fits in those jeans" is a jocular line that has been printed on many images. "Yeah I do Crossfit.... I CROSS my…
“Who says I can’t cook? You obviously haven’t tasted my cereal”
"Who says I can't cook? You obviously haven't tasted my cereal" is a jocular line that has been printed on many images. Adding milk to cereal is not cooking, of course. "I…
“After I drink coffee, I show my empty mug to the IT guy and say I’ve successfully installed Java”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Wikipedia: Java (programming language)Java is a general-purpose computer programming language that is concurrent, class-based, object-oriented, and specifically designed…