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"Starbucks isn’t really that expensive when you consider what Victoria's Secret charges per cup" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on…
Many people take pictures of what they're eating and post it on Instagram. "Instagram is down. Just describe your lunch to me" is a jocular Instagram saying that has been printed on…
"Three things I'm thankful for: 1) family 2) friends 3) Caller ID to avoid family & friends" is a jocular saying about Caller ID that has been printed on many images.…
"My boss yelled, 'You've been late 5 times this week, Do you know what that means?' Apparently, 'It's Friday' wasn't the correct answer" is a jocular…
Little Caesars pizza restaurants trademarked the slogan "Hot-n-Ready" with a first use date of May 6, 1997. There have been several jokes on the slogan. "I like my girls like I like…
"There is a time and a place for decaf coffee. Never and in the trash" is a jocular saying about decaf coffee that has been printed on many images. "There is a time and place for…
"So you hate Facebook? Thanks for sharing that with me on Facebook" is a Facebook saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter by Men's Humor on…
"If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat!" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. New York-born comedian Demetri Martin said on the comedy…
"My life is like a romantic comedy except there's no romance and its just me laughing at my own jokes" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on…
Many people take pictures of what they're eating and post it on Instagram. "Instagram is down. Just describe your lunch to me" is a jocular Instagram saying that has been printed on…
"Stress doesn't really go with my outfit" is a one-line saying about stress that has been printed on many images. "Stress doesn't go with my outfit: was posted on Twitter…
"I've learned so much from my mistakes, I'm thinking of making a few more" is a one-line saying that has been printed on many images. "Great quote 'I’ve learned so…
"Unless you are a pizza, the answer is yes, I can live without you" is a jocular one-line pizza saying that has been printed on several images. "Unless you're a pizza then…
"The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking places" -- that is, there will be many temptations causing people to stop short of their goals -- is a saying that has been…
"No one looks back on their life and remembers the nights they got plenty of sleep" is a motivational work -- or party -- saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was…
"Buying hay for a dead horse" is spending money for no present or future benefit. "Money spent in prohibition enforcement now is like buying hay for a dead horse" was printed in…
A anti-romantic vodka version of the "Roses are red..." poem is: "Roses are red. Violets are blue. Vodka costs less than dinner for two." The saying went viral on Twitter on…
"There may be no excuse for laziness, but I'm still looking" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. "There may be no excuse for laziness, but…
"I do many things well. None of which generate income" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying (“I do many things well, none of which generates an…
There are many cat videos on the internet. "'I wish cats knew how much the Internet loves them.' So true..." was posted on Twitter on October 19, 2012. "Cats would be even…