“Friends are the bacon bits in the salad bowl of life”
"Friends are the bacon bits in the salad bowl of life" is a jocular friendship saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on the newsgroup alt.autos.acura on…
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Big Apple City
New York City has been nicknamed "Big Apple," but usually not "Big Apple City." The 1981 animated television special Strawberry Shortcake in Big Apple City illustrates…
“The hours between coffee and wine really are pointless”
"The hours between coffee and wine really are pointless" (or "The hours between coffee and wine really have no purpose") is a saying that has been printed on many images. These…
“Life is what happens between coffee and wine”
"Life is what happens between coffee & wine" is a saying that has been printed on many images. These are often work hours -- coffee before work and wine after work. "Life is what…
3-and-B (basketball player providing 3-point shooting and blocks)
A "3-and-D" basketball player provides three point shooting accuracy and defense. The term ""3-and-B" refers to a basketball player who provides three point shooting…
“Bagels are to donuts as muffins are to cupcakes”
"Bagels are to donuts/doughnuts as muffins are to cupcakes" is a saying that has been printed on an image. "Muffins > cupcakes. Bagels > doughnuts" was posted on Twitter…
“Once you realize you don’t need a special occasion to buy cake, a second part of your life begins”
"Once you realize that you don't need a special occasion to buy a cake, the second part of your life begins" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Simon Holland…
“My favorite time of the year is when the bugs start to die”
"My favorite time of the year is when (all) the bugs start to die" is a jocular fall saying that has been printed on many images. "my favorite time of year is when all the bugs start…
“Understanding two words will open the most doors for you. Push and pull”
The two terms that are said to open doors for people are usually "please" and "thank you." According to a joke printed on many images, however, the two words that will literally…
“Life is what happens between coffee and wine”
"Life is what happens between coffee & wine" is a saying that has been printed on many images. These are often work hours -- coffee before work and wine after work. "Life is what…
“I should never have climbed into this vat of curdled milk. I’m in whey over my head”
"I should never have climbed into this vat of curdled milk, I'm in whey over my head" is a joke with a popular whey/way pun. The oneliner was posted on Twitter by Tony Cowards on…
“Damn girl, are you a smoke detector?” (joke)
Many people are annoyed by smoke detectors that go off when people are cooking, or that never stop beeping when the battery is low. A joke is: "Dammmn girl, are you a smoke detector? Cause…
“The hours between coffee and wine really are pointless”
"The hours between coffee and wine really are pointless" (or "The hours between coffee and wine really have no purpose") is a saying that has been printed on many images. These…
“Egyptians claimed to have invented the guitar, but they were such lyres”
Who invented the guitar? A pun was popularized in 2017: "Egyptians claimed to have invented the guitar, but they were such lyres (liars)." Deaf Forever Forum"Egyptians claimed to…
“What do you call a book club that’s been stuck on one book for years?”/“Church.”
A book riddle has been printed on many images: Q: What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?A: Church. The bible joke was posted on Twitter on…
“What do you get when someone hits you with a couple of beer cans?”/“A brews.”
"Brews" sounds like "bruise." There have been several puns. "What do you get if you get hit by a tea bag? A brews!" was posted on Twitter on May 1, 2012. "A beer…
“Four brewery CEOs walk into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." One version has four brewery CEOs enter. The CEO of Budweiser orders a Bud Light. The CEO…
“What do you call the study of feminism?”/“Trigonometry.”
Several jokes have it that feminists study "trigonometry" or "triggernometry" (trigger + trigonometry). "If a tumblr feminist majors in Women's rights, what do they…
“Did you hear about the barista who became really buff? She’s been working on her French press”
A French press is not a piece of gym equipment, but there's a joke: "Did you hear about the barista who became really buff? She's been working on her French press."…
“How many sides does a ball have?”/“Two—the inside and the outside.”
A classic riddle is: Q: How many sides does a ball have?A: Two -- the inside and the outside. "How many sides has a tree?" was a question asked in many newspapers in 1851. "How many…