“A boy who couldn’t see, hear, smell, feel or taste punched me in the face yesterday” (joke)

A pun about “senseless violence” is:
 
“A boy who couldn’t see, hear, smell, feel or taste punched me in the face yesterday. I told him there was no need for senseless violence.
 
The joke has been cited in print since at least 2009.
 
     
The Student Room
The Best One Line Gag Ever
riz1234
20-06-2009 21:10
A boy who couldn’t see, hear, smell, feel or taste punched me in the face yesterday.
I told him there was no need for senseless violence.
 
Twitter
Chris Stitt‏
@ChrisStitt2
A boy who couldn’t see, hear, smell, feel or taste punched me in the face yesterday.
I told him there was no need for senseless violence.
8:26 AM - 8 Sep 2009
 
Twitter
To ♏️ ♏️y Lang 🕹‏
@VYPUR
A boy who couldn’t see, hear, smell, feel or taste punched me in the face yesterday.
I told him there was no need for senseless violence.
12:13 PM - 17 Nov 2009
 
Twitter
Rob‏
@RobertHaggar
A boy who couldn’t see, hear, smell, feel or taste punched me in the face yesterday.
I told him there was no need for senseless violence.
12:40 PM - 16 Oct 2010
 
Reddit—3amjokes
A boy who couldn’t see, hear, smell, feel or taste, punched me in the face yesterday… self.3amjokes
Submitted October 3, 2017 by madazzahatter
I told him there was no need for senseless violence…
 
Twitter
Bad Taste Jokes™ ‏
@BadTasteJokes
A boy who couldn’t see, hear, smell, feel or taste punched me in the face yesterday.
I told him there was no need for senseless violence
2:15 PM - 3 Oct 2017