“What do you give a dog with a fever?”/“Mustard—it’s the best thing for a hot dog!”
A “hot” dog riddle is:
Q: What do you give a dog with a fever?
A: Mustard. It’s the best thing for a hot dog!
The joke has been cited in print since at least 1978.
25 February 1978, Battle Creek (MI) Enquirer and News, “Mini Jokes,” The Mini Page, pg. 3, col. 1:
Nurse: I think my dog has a fever.
Doctor: You better get me some mustard.
Nurse: Why?
Doctor: Because I always put mustard on a hot dog.
—Serene Swift, Battle Creek
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1981, Boys’ Life, “Think & Grin,” pg. ?:
Moe: I think my dog has a fever.
Joe: Go get the mustard.
Moe: Mustard? Why?
Joe: Because it’s the best thing for a hot dog.—Kevin Earl, Delta, Colo.
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Lu & Clancy’s Secret Codes
By Adrienne Mason and Pat Cupples
Toronto, ON: Kids Can Press
1999
Pg. 40:
Joke: What should you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard. It’s the best thing for a hot dog.
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By Guy Campbell and Paul Moran
London, UK: Dean
2002
Pg. 76:
What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard, it’s the best thing for a hot dog!
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What do you give a dog with a fever?
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Pg. ?:
Q: What do you give a dog with a fever?
A: Mustard, it’s the best thing for a hot dog!